is it a long in length that's a really
invasive question how long is
long enough well six inches is not
enough
uh it is not six inches it's less than
six inches oh oh dear i'm sorry about
that
hey guys welcome to stir crazy the only
show that will end
as soon as i exceed my data plan you
know my guest today from outlander i
know him as my genetic twin
it's sam hewitt sam yay we're here
let's celebrate a little bit i know you
like your whiskey i'm gonna
clear it with you i poured myself a
drink wow you did you made it all
yourself as well look apple juice and
ice well done i do like apple juice but
this has actual alcohol in it
last time we were in new york we
basically got you slightly uh inebriated
and yeah you did a better job so
cheers to that cheers to you my friend
that's strong that's pretty good how
about
we honor our friend katrina ball every
time her name comes up should we take a
sip of uh whiskey
she would probably do a shot of whiskey
being irish and being katrina
um but let's go for a sip i think that's
that's a better idea yeah i don't want
to be on the floor at the end of this
that that'll be for me oh god this is
going to be a
very short interview on outlander you
managed to make it seems any phrase
super romantic and sexy as jaime
we want to toss some kind of unromantic
phrases at you and see if you can make
these sexy
okay okay
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josh i love those long walks on the
beach i can't even remember the accent
oh i actually can't how do i do the
accent i can't remember
ah i love those long walks on the beach
pecking my nose pure dead bro
i don't like to brag about the world's
largest collection of crocs
now this this accent is fake i'm
actually from hoboken new jersey
i like that hoboken
[Music]
some people call it a farting problem
i call it a farting gift
like a parting gift but
same thing really mark this day this is
the day i ended your career finally
after years of trying yeah years of me
trying to get a career and now it's
it's over but i think you could put all
of those together and have a really good
little showreel
yeah i don't know what kind of show it
is but i'd watch it let's play a game
with you rather i'm gonna throw some
would you rather questions at you you
ready i'd love to
would you rather run out of whiskey or
toilet paper um
i have a japanese toilet so i i mean i'm
sticking with the whiskey it does all
the work for you it does
work for you and i'm learning japanese
at the same time would you rather play
james bond or be
james bond oh i think b james bond
right to be honest if you are the real
james bond i think it's probably a
pretty boring job isn't it
i mean you're gonna be stuck behind the
desk most of the time
yeah there's a lot of failing and i
think yeah they don't get to really wear
nice clothes either do they would you
rather um
play batman in a film or fat bastard in
a film
oh that's a really good one can i be fat
bastard batman
yes of course you can would you rather
be stuck in quarantine
with claire or katrina oh
absolutely katrina oh there we go and
i hate to say it she's a lot more fun i
think claire claire would you know she
would be
creating things and katrina would be
drinking them
oh god um this is your fault it was a
bad idea
um the signature bit of clothing for any
scotsman is of course the kilt
i'm wearing three kilts right now it's
hot so i've got my this is my
beer kilt i don't know if you can see
that could huh oh my god
oh there are those legs wow oh there you
go look at that
and then i've got this one yeah this is
an ancient angus kilt
i've got to be careful i don't show you
and then i've got this one it's a nice
wee
herringbone oh that's there we go that's
like an armadillo that's amazing
to be honest all i could get on because
it's boiling i'll have you know that
i've never worn a kilt before
sam but today in your honor
yes oh look at
that that's fantastic
don't know it's too much that's no oh
god
oh do you know what dude i'm really
impressed with you thank you so much i
feel
i'm trying to feel like your heritage
yeah it's like how does it feel do you
like it
i actually feel super comfortable in it
i'm a little self-conscious about my
gross hairy legs should i be shaving my
legs i mean i don't know
yeah just shave them just up to the knee
and then
leave the rest one of the beauties of
kilts is that
i can hide things underneath my kilt so
let's play a game
you try and guess what's underneath my
kilt
that is the game i've been waiting to
play
is it a household implement um it can be
in a household but it's not i wouldn't
call it like a
implement no is it something you use
something
you use maybe to nourish yourself oh
is it okay so it's some sort of food
food group it is um is it is it a
long in length that's that's a really
invasive question
how long is long enough well six inches
is
not enough uh it is not six inches it's
less than six
inches oh oh dear i'm sorry about that
um
is it a fruit it is a fruit is it
coconut
it's not a coconut that's a small it's
not it's not a pineapple because that
would be very painful up your kill
not speaking from experience it is a
fruit an exotic fruit it is
an avocado avocado everyone loves
avocados
i wasn't even sure is a fruit it is a
fruit not a vegetable it is it is a
fruit
i love games with you this is funny you
have a new series my friend
i do congratulations thank you very much
i'm so excited that means
now i get to speak to you twice a year
i'll take it so men in kilts is your new
series this is a reality series with
your buddy graeme mctavish
is this just a glorified way to get paid
to hang out with your buddy graham is
this a way to get paid to see scotland
what's up
yeah pretty much it's a road journey
around scotland kind of
looking at the culture the heritage the
music the people and then also me
putting him in situations that he
doesn't want to be in and that's really
funny it's like when i wind you up
but more so i'm seeing a pattern here
i'm glad it's not just me you're just a
jerk to everybody
yeah so in your new show men and kilts
you're obviously up close and personal
with your friend graham
uh you're obviously also friends with
katrina
let's play a game can you id from the
photo
is this graham or katrina well
interestingly they are very very similar
especially i've been up
in intimate and close with both of them
and i think it's hard to tell the
difference
let's put that to the test
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okay now what the hell is that sam i
know what that is you do
i've seen that nose many a time i think
it's katrina's nose
yeah wow that's like
impressive and disturbing all at the
same time that you know her nose so well
i'm fascinated with her nose it's true
all right ah that
looks to me it's i know what this is
i'm gonna say someone's eye but i don't
know if it's katrina or
graham i'm going to say katrina oh
katrina
it's a bad game for this
[Music]
you have a future my friend oh wow look
at that
oh oh ah that's a really tough one isn't
it
okay i'm actually just taking a stab in
the dark i'm gonna say
that is mctavish's
bicep
dude oh wow are you kidding me wow
wow i don't i don't know i
that's that's impressive i'm i didn't
cheat i promise we haven't
i haven't cheated i promise no i believe
you we did not provide these in advance
i am
shocked and amazed and disturbed it
shows that i'm very
dedicated to my co-stars or just super
creepy
super creepy and stare at them very
closely a lot yeah
this was a pleasure my friend
congratulations on men and kilts another
is for me to enjoy talking to you i will
take it i'm so happy for you
and uh i don't know do you think we did
katrina proud today
i mean i think honestly she's probably
already changed her name and moved out
of the country but
it's it's fine look one day we should
have a serious conversation don't you
think
i don't think that's in the cards every
time what do you think
what no no stop oh god no
are you wearing boxer shorts under that
are you wearing pants
i don't want to see you actually thank
god he's gone
you