♪♪♪ >>> SHE'S ONE-OF-A-KIND.
SHE SPEAKS HER MIND. A GRAMMY WINNER AND THE QUEEN OF
TWITTER. IT'S THE DIONNE WARWICK TALK
SHOW. >> HELLO, HELLO.
HELLO. AND WELCOME.
WELCOME TO THE DIONNE WARWICK TALK SHOW.
MAYBE YOU KNOW ME FROM MY MUSIC OR MAYBE YOU HEARD I JUST
DISCOVERED TWITTER AND THESE ARE ACTUAL TWEETS I TWEETED OUT.
THANK YOU AS ALWAYS TO MY PRODUCER, MY PUBLICIST AND MY
NIECE, BRITTANY. >> HAPPY TO BE HERE AUNT DIONNE.
>> DID SNOOP DOGG REPLY? >> NO, NOT YET, AUNT DIONNE.
>> DANG IT ALL RIGHT, OKAY. AND NOW
FOR MY STAND UP MONOLOGUE. ♪ WHAT DO YOU GET
WHEN YOU FALL IN LOVE? A GUY WITH A PIN -- ♪
BURST YOUR BUBBLE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, YEAH, THANK YOU.
LET'S BRING OUT OUR FIRST GUEST, HARRY STYLES.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> MISS WARWICK, YOU'RE A
LEGEND. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
I'M SUCH A MASSIVE FAN. >> YES AND WHO ARE YOU?
>> I'M HARRY STYLES, I'M A SINGER, SORT OF ESSENTIAL
FASHION MAN AND YOU CAN SAY I DO IT FOR EVERYONE.
>> NO, NO BUT WHERE I DO KNOW YOU FROM?
>> OR MAYBE YOU KNOW MY SONG WAS WATERMELON SUGAR.
>> NO, NO, BUT WHAT IS WATERMELON SUGAR.
>> WELL, I THINK IT'S JUST ABOUT SUMMER, SOME THINK IT'S ABOUT
ORAL SEX. >> OKAY.
THAT'S NASTY. >> NO, NO, BUT ON A WOMAN.
>> OKAY, WELL, NOW I LIKE IT YOU LAD.
OKAY, ALL RIGHT. ONE LAST QUESTION, HARRY STYLES,
WHY IS WENDY WILLIAMS BEING A BITCH TO ME?
SHE STARTED BEEFING AND NOW SHE ACTING LIKE SHE CAN'T FINISH.
>> SORRY, I DON'T KNOW WHO WENDY WILLIAMS IS.
>> OH, I KNEW I LIKED YOUR ASS, OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU FOR JOINING US.
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH, GO AWAY
ALL RIGHT GO ON, ALL RIGHT. OKAY, BRITTANY, IT'S EXCITING TO
BE ON TV. >> YEAH, LIKE WHEN YOU ON
"CELEBRITY APPRENTICE." >> NO, I WASN'T.
I BRIEFLY WORKED FOR DONALD TRUMP.
>> THAT WAS THE SHOW, AUNTIE. >> I DON'T REMEMBER IT THAT WAY.
OKAY. NOW FOR OUR COOKING SEGMENT.
♪♪♪ ♪ KEEP SMILING.
KEEP SHINING. NOW YOU CAN ALL WAYS ♪
♪ COUNT ON ME, FOR SURE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
>> THANK YOU, THANK YOU. ALL RIGHT.
LET'S BRING OUT OUR NEXT GUEST, MISS WILLIAM EYELASH.
[ APPLAUSE ] >> HI.
MY NAME IS ACTUALLY BILLIE EILISH.
I'M A SINGER. ♪ I'M THE BEST.
MAKING MOMMA SAD, SAD, BAD BAD ♪
♪ [ LAUGHTER ]
>> WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL. SO KESHA --
>> NO, NO NO, BILLIE EILISH. >> NO, I KNOW BABY, I KNOW, BUT
WHY DOES KESHA HAVE A DOLLAR SIGN?
AND ALSO SEE YA WITH THE WIG SHE GOT A NOSE JOB OR SOMETHING.
>> ARE YOU JUST GOING TO KEEP ASKING ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE?
>> YES. NOW BILLIE EILISH, YOU'RE
SPOOKY. CAN YOU PUT A HEX ON
WENDY WILLIAMS FOR ME? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I COULD TRY. >> OKAY.
THANKS FOR COMING. ALL RIGHT, SO OUR NEXT GUEST HAS
BEEN MAKING ALL MY ASSISTANTS BLUSH.
TIMOTHÉE CHALAMET. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> THIS IS CRAZY. OH, THIS IS SO COOL.
>> OKAY. OKAY.
YEAH. YOU SEEM YOUNG.
>> HA HA. AH!
NO, NO, NO, NO. AH.
THIS IS SO, MY GOD -- >> OKAY YOUNG MAN, THAT'S ENOUGH
NOW. HELP ME WITH MY PHONE.
IS LOCKED AND I'M TRYING TO SEND A CLAP BACK AT WENDY WILLIAMS.
I JUST WANT TO CLAP BACK. YOU KNOW I DON'T WANT A FIST
BUMP. YOU CAN TAKE THAT BACK STAGE,
BUDDY. THANK YOU FOR COMING.
>> ALL RIGHT, NEXT UP, LET'S WELCOME MACHINE GUN KELLY.
[ APPLAUSE ] >> WHAT UP.
>> OH, A MAN'S HERE TO KILL US. >> NO THAT'S JUST HIS NAME.
>> BABY, I DON'T WANT TO CHANCE IT.
GET HIM OUT OF HERE. >> WHATEVER.
PEACE. YEAH.
ALL RIGHT. >> UH-OH, MUCH BETTER.
NOW AUDIENCE WE'VE COME TO THE BEST PART OF THE SHOW.
EVERYONE LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIRS, EVERYONE GETS A --
♪♪♪ ♪ DO YOU KNOW THE WAY ♪
♪ TO SAN JOSE ♪ ♪
>> THERE'S NOTHING THERE. >> THAT'S RIGHT.
I DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING THE
DIONNE WARWICK TALK SHOW. SNOOP, CALL ME, BABY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]