Hi, I'm Steve. I'm Irene. I'm Lisa. My name is Tom. I'm a graphic designer.
College freshman.
Stay at home mom with a full time job. Scholar on social policy and a barista.
And I'm just like you.
I'm an Obama supporter. I support President Obama. But the president needs your help.
Our president can't launch into another war without you!
And remember we voted for him in 2008 and 2012
we promise to support him, no matter what.
Together we could do it!
That's why we here the Americans for whatever Barack wants, did you know he's friend's with Jay-z?
Have launched a Kickstarter campaign to fund World War Three.
And America is dead ass broke.
So our goal is to raise 1.6 trillion dollars on behalf of the US government.
That's where you come in.
Even a small donation would make all the difference.
World War three is a very important, very progressive war, that Obama tells me is very important.
So it must be!
When I first saw the President speak in 2008,
in a YouTube clip posted to my Facebook page. I knew he was going to be right, all of the time.
So I support World War three.
And four.
And any moon war the President may want to start.
I mean there is no way that he or the cabal of corporate interest,
spy agencies and shadow bankers who tell him what to do, would ever mislead us!
The $1.6 trillion that we raise.
Will help create a war that truely puts the liberal in neo-liberal.
There will be millions of troops,
thousand organic grass-fed bombs,
hybrid, Prius tanks,
rockets controls my iPad's
and drones that play the Lumineers while they attack.
World War three is not going to be like those other republican wars
fought on just one percent on the world.
This war is going to be fought in 99 percent of the world.
It'll be everywhere!
Russia! China! Africa! Cincinnati!
Your favorite brunch spot. The one with those kick ass ranchero breakfast burritos.
Everywhere.
World War three also be the most social media focus war ever.
It'll be all over Twitter, Facebook, Vine
Pinterest and whatever eventually replaces Pinterest.
I mean just, think of all the hilarious GIFs we can make of cats reacting to their
owners homes being obliterated.
[explosion sound followed by cat scream]
Lots of shock but tons of awww.
And come on guys. How good will Michelle's arms look in sleeveless army fatigues?
We have a lot of great rewards for our donors.
If you donate ten dollars to the World War three project, you get a shoutout on social media.
Hashtag, thank you!
A twenty five dollar donation will get you a piece of rubble from
a war-torn Middle Eastern country, kissed by Senator Lindsey Graham
A hundred dollar donation gets you a day pass to leave your local refugee camp.
You'll probably end up in a refugee camp.
But it'll have free WiFi.
And a ten million dollar donation gets you your own Senator for a year.
So please, help us reach our goal a 1.6 trillion dollars,
so we can make World War three a reality.
Why?
Because Obama.
Because Obama
What?
I was going for that. Because you wrote at the top here, disease is a need to have to
get legal weed.
I can see where got that from, yeah