• From lewd acts to insane passengers, the Planet Dolan crew re-enact some of the best
true stories from our subreddit about the most disturbing things that ever happened
to us on a bus.
I’m Hellbent and today I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by jlavisant Doopie One night after work, Doopie got on a bus
to go home.
She put her headphones in and started reading when a large and VERY drunk man boarded and
sat right next to her.
He looked at her, yanked out one of her earbuds, and said, “You're fuckin' beautiful" while
leaning right into her face.
His breath smelled like beer and that, along with his horrible B.O., made her want to cry.
Doopie kept trying to return to listening to her music and headphones, but he was incredibly
invasive.
Then, for some reason, he tried to give her his wallet.
He kept telling her that his wife was leaving him and that Doopie would be a great new girlfriend.
The bus driver saw that she was clearly distressed by his constant harassment, and told the man
to mind himself, but that didn't stop him.
Nobody else intervened at all.
Doopie decided to get off the bus a few blocks early just to get away from the creep.
As she was getting up, he grabbed her and started pulling her in for a kiss.
That's when she screamed at him, shoved him off, and ran off the bus.
She hasn’t gotten on a bus since!
Number 9 was submitted by Cheerbowsb4bros Danger Dolan
From preschool until grade seven, Danger Dolan was bullied and abused pretty badly.
He had one friend, but he was held back and took a different bus route home.
Since no kids liked him, and they all dreaded to sit next to him on the bus, Dolan was forced
to sit next to a first grader.
At the time, he was in grade two.
The first grader was known to pull weird stuff out from his Diego backpack and that day,
it was a dead bird that looked like it had been run over.
The bird stunk, and Dolan quickly tried to move seats but the bus driver yelled at him.
He had to go next to the boy with the dead bird, and he was playing with it, and even
asked Dolan if he wanted to play with the bird too.
After 8 years and a new school, he found out the boy went to a psychiatric hospital for
asking students if he could dissect them… and he had a knife ready if they said yes.
Number 8 was submitted by FredBear_1987 Grgak Grgak was with his sister and brother on a
school field trip.
Suddenly the bus shook violently, and all the students were instantly screaming, and
some were even crying.
Grgak held his brother and sister close, hoping it wouldn't happen again.
The bus driver stopped the bus and, as soon as they stopped, a dude in a clown costume
broke through the back door!
Grgak instantly pulled his brother and sister out of the seat and dragged them closer to
the front because they were sitting in the very back.
Grgak was running so quickly that his brother got some scrapes on his back legs from being
dragging.
As soon as everybody was off the bus, Grgak called the police.
When they were going home on the same bus, the clown somehow broke into the bus again!
After that, they filed out and Grgak called 911 again!
After that, they never saw him again.
Number 7 was submitted by SheWhoLovesToDraw SacredSnewpee
When Sacred Snewpee was 12 years old, she rode the school bus home from school when
she heard a group of the older kids in the back of the bus laughing and gasping.
Curious, she turned around and saw the girl known throughout the high school as "The Skank",
totally giving head to the most popular guy on the football team.
Snewpee turned around quickly and sunk down in her seat out of sheer discomfort.
She noticed that the driver was glaring angrily at the 'sexual deed' going on, but he didn't
stop it.
The next day, that girl never showed up for school and Snewpee learned from another kid
that the driver had showed the skank's parents the little security video from the bus during
that eventful day.
And from then on, there was a little yellow sticker beside the camera that said: "Smile
For the Camera!"
Snewpee stopped riding the school bus and carpooled until graduation day.
Number 6 was submitted by Jddog235 Melissa Melissa was on a bus going to visit some family,
and some guy got on the bus who looked kind of sketchy.
He sat near the back where there wasn't a lot of people.
They were about 5 minutes until the next stop when the guy got up and starting yelling at
the seat next to him, which was empty.
Melissa assumed he was high or drunk, and she just laughed.
Then she looked back and saw him fully naked, taking a crap on the floor and then rubbing
his ass on the seat.
She just stopped and stared, and the guy looked at everyone and screamed, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE
YOU STARING AT BITCH?
CAN'T YOU SEE I'M HAVING A CONVERSATION HERE?"
Melissa got off at the next stop and waited for the next bus.
She told her family what happened and none of them believed her.
Number 5 was submitted by SuperKawaiiKiwii1200 Slapped Ham
The most disturbing thing that ever happened to Slapped Ham on a bus was when he was going
on a school field trip.
After the bus stopped suddenly, the bus driver pulled out a gun and shot himself.
Luckily, the teacher knew how to drive a bus.
They had a small funeral for the poor bus driver, and Slapped Ham never forgot how nice
he used to be.
He still cries about it to this day.
Number 4 was submitted by ChibsZanaa Andiemations When Andiemations worked at a grocery store,
she used to work at night.
Because of how far away she lived, she had to take two buses home.
One night, Andie had gotten off a long shift and was pretty tired, when an old man – late
60’s or early 70's – sat down next to her.
She was a little busty, so she was use to men looking at her.
So, normally, she sat behind the bus driver in case she needed to hop out.
The old man started to talk to her, looking down at her goods.
He told her how pretty she was, and that he wasn't looking for a girlfriend but a friend.
He asked for her phone number, address, and birthday so they could trade presents on holidays
and the like.
Then, out of his pocket he pulled out photo-shopped pictures of himself wearing pimp clothes!
He handed them over as he moved closer to Andie, telling her he was a movie star and
an actor and that he was going to be in a film playing a drug dealer.
Needless to say, she sprinted the hell out of that bus at the next stop.
Number 3 was submitted by Venom_Heart Shima Shima was 12, and it was her first and last
day riding the bus.
She was going with her mom to see her grandma, when the kid behind them started to talk off
his shirt.
He yelled, "I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT!"
Then his mom said, "Shhhh...... just sit down."
The kid took off his shoes and his pants, then started to walk around the bus.
He was just wearing underwear, and his mom said, “Shut the fuck up and sit down.”
She grabbed his arm and slapped him, but he took off his underwear and sat on Shima.
He asked her if she thought he was sexy, then yelled, "I LIKE YOU!"
Shima was really disturbed, especially since the kid was older than her.
Number 2 was submitted by teacherkuma MKyleM One day, MKyleM was sleeping in the front
row of a bus while on the way to work.
He woke up some blocks before his stop and saw three suspicious guys waiting to go on
board.
He sensed something was about to happen and decided to go to the back of the bus, just
in front of the back door.
A few seconds after the driver accelerated again, the three guys started shouting at
people to give them their wallets.
MKyleM decided to jump out of the bus but it was moving, and he saw the hand of one
of the guys trying to stop him, but he jumped so quick that the man only grabbed his headphones
cable.
MKyleM started running to try to avoid falling, but the bus was going too fast for him to
do that, so he ended up slipping on the asphalt.
Luckily, it had rained the night before, so he only injured his knee and hand.
He continued his day normally, but got to his job covered in blood.
Number 1 – What was the most disturbing thing that ever happened to me on a bus?
when I was a kid we had a fieldtrip to the natural history museum downtown.
Everything was going normal until we actually got downtown.
Problem was the bus driver didn’t actually know where to go, and it wasn’t like we
had a GPS or a map or anything that he could use.
So we were kind of in a bind.
Now the normal thing to do would be to stop the bus, leave us with the teacher and get
some directions.
But the driver…he seemed kind of against that.
Maybe he was on notice for being late frequently or maybe he was just a prideful guy.
So what was his solution?
To speed downtown as fast as possible in a desperate attempt to just run across the building.
Or at least that’s my best guess, it’s not like I got to interview the guy or anything.
But I do remember us “Tokyo-drifting” downtown for about an hour and thirty minutes
straight.
Blasting through intersections, bashing into dips; pretty dangerous stuff.
The teacher was too terrified to do anything and the screaming of the children seemed to
only make ‘em more nervous.
Eventually the cops noticed the bus ripping through downtown.
They pulled us over, took the bus driver out of there, and we eventually got a new driver
in the seat.
Of course by that point the teacher was too terrified to do anything, so we went back
to the school, the teacher I assumed I assumed just went home and cried herself to sleep,
and the principal looked after us for the rest of the day.
At the time I wasn’t terrified at all but thinking back on it we all could’ve died
pretty easily that day.
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