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- ♪ If you've ever wondered why ♪
- (squealing) Oh my gosh!
- ♪ Disney tales all end in lies ♪
♪ Here's what happened after all their dreams came true ♪
- That's cool. Is that the same person?
- ♪ I loved being princess down in this beautiful ocean blue ♪
♪ But mermaids are going missing ♪
♪ They end up in someone's stew ♪
- He's just ruining the story!
- ♪ ...with fishing and oil spills ♪ - What?
♪ Thank you BP (Thank you BP) ♪ - (chuckling) Oh.
- ♪ Oceans are browning, I think I'm drowning ♪
♪ Thanks to BP ♪ - This is so creative!
- ♪ You suck! ♪
♪ (Aladdin, "Prince Ali") ♪ - I don't think those were the words.
- ♪ Hey, I'm okay, but I'm slightly scared ♪
♪ My husband's a mark for the War on Terror ♪
♪ Aladdin was taken by the CIA ♪
♪ Bum, bum, bum ♪ - Wait... what?
♪ We're not Taliban-- You've got the wrong man ♪
♪ In Guantanamo Bay ♪ - Oh my god! What?
- ♪ Bush was crazy, Obama's lazy ♪
♪ Al-Qaeda's not in this country ♪
♪ Set free... ♪
- He's actually really good singer. - ♪ ...my prince Ali ♪
- ♪ A whore! ♪ - ♪ A whore! ♪
- ♪ A whore ♪ - ♪ A whore ♪
- ♪ A whore! ♪
- He's using Disney to say all those stuff. How sad.
- ♪ They think I'm going straight to hell ♪
- ♪ She'll burn in hell ♪
- ♪ But the charges laid on me of bestiality ♪
- Oh my gosh!
(laughing)
- ♪ Now I hear that PETA's gonna take my beast away ♪
- Not PETA!
- ♪ After John Smith traveled back to England ♪
- I love Pocahontas.
- If a child saw this video, their whole childhood would be ruined.
- ♪ And they greeted us with guns, and germs, and steel ♪
♪ So now I'm far more liberal with a weapon ♪
- Oh no.
- ♪ When I separate their bodies from their heads ♪
♪ I can murder if I please 'cause I'm dying of disease ♪
- This is terrible!
- ♪ Thanks to BP ♪
- ♪ Where's Prince Ali? ♪
- ♪ Bestiality ♪
- ♪ I've got STDs ♪
♪ (vocalizing Disney theme song) ♪
- (sadly) Oh. He's so sad.
- That was so cute!
- I think that was one of the best videos I've ever seen.
- I'm sad! That was really sad.
- That didn't make me feel happy.
I have a whole new different look on Disney movies now.
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- (Finebros) So what did you think of the song?
- It's amazing!
- I liked that.
- I like it 'cause it's funny.
And he's cute and I love when people are vocally talented.
- I thought it was perfect.
He's talking about things that really matter and everything,
but in a really fun, good way.
- Kind of weird how he's using it to say all this bad stuff. Poor Disney.
- Oh, it was horrible!
It was just really depressing.
- Now I'm seeing fairy tales in a different light.
- (Finebros) What was the song about?
- Disney princesses and their troubles.
- What happens after the endings of Disney movies.
- He's showing, like nowadays, how realistic it would be.
- After the happy ending, which really isn't a happy ending.
- Disney doesn't tell you the whole truth.
- (Finebros) So we'll break down each one.
What happened to the Little Mermaid?
- He was talking about BP and oil.
- All the mermaids are gone 'cause they're getting eaten.
- No! Not the mermaids!
- (Finebros) And what happened to Aladdin?
- Was that the one where he said Obama sucks?
- Al-Qaeda and the Taliban.
- They thought he was the Taliban.
- Basically racism towards the Middle Easterns
because of what happened with 9/11 and all that.
- (Finebros) Is Aladdin a terrorist? - No!
- No! He's a good person.
- He's a prince!
- Maybe this guy is onto something.
- (Finebros) What were they saying about Belle?
- She got charges for bestiality or something.
- Bestiality? And it's true!
- I've never looked at it this way before.
- It's not about what's on the outside.
It's about what's on the inside.
- Technically, people don't know she was having sex with animals.
They're just assuming it!
- (Finebros) She kissed him in the movie. - I kiss my dog!
- (Finebros) And Pocahontas, what happened to her?
- I was sort of shocked by all those harmonies and stuff.
I don't even know.
- She has STDs.
- People from Europe are bringing diseases.
- And then they start killing each other,
and then she learned how to kill people.
- I guess she did marry Kocoum in this version.
- (Finebros) Do you like Disney musicals? - Yeah, I love them.
- I do.
- I'm a huge Disney fan. Who isn't a Disney fan?
- I think I have a whole collection of all the old ones on VHS still.
- They just make you feel like life is great,
even though he kind of killed that aspect of it.
- (Finebros) Did you ever consider what might have happened
in these stories after the movie ended? - No.
- No.
- Why would I?
They had the happy ending and that's it.
That's supposed to be the end.
- I don't want to think about Pocahontas getting STDs
or Ariel ending up in someone's food.
- (Finebros) Well, what is the message you think he's trying to get across
about Disney musicals by making something like this?
- (sadly) Fairy tales aren't real!
- I don't even think he's trying to send a message.
I think he's trying to ruin childhoods.
- They're only showing the happy side of things.
I mean, I don't think it's a bad thing
because why not make people happy with these movies?
What's wrong with making people happy?
- You don't want to feed kids sad and sad and sad
because if you feed them happy, then they'll grow up more optimistic,
and it's way easier to bring somebody down and give them a reality check.
than it is to bring somebody out of depression.
- (Finebros) What did you think of the singer?
- He's pretty amazing.
- I think he's very creative and witty.
- He is brilliant!
Ach, I looove him!
- Pretty sure, if he sang for me, I'd go on a date with him.
- He also did that Harry Potter in 99 seconds,
and I love Harry Potter, so I love him.
- He was pretty good. It was like quartet by himself.
- I think those videos are so cool when it's the same person
singing four different times.
- (Finebros) How do you think he even did that?
- Oh, he has to sit in front of the camera just going,
♪ Bum ♪
- ♪ Bum ♪
♪ Bum ♪
♪ (harmonizing) ♪
- And he has to be aware of where he's looking and stuff.
It's like the Brady Bunch, kind of like, "Hey!"
- It's really complicating,
just the thing about all the editing and stuff, but it's cool.
- (Finebros) So the video has almost 10 million views so far.
- Daaaaang! (giggles)
- (Finebros) Why would a video of singing about hypothetical endings
to princess stories be a viral concept
- Because that's like something you'd see on the internet,
something to just get you right in the childhood.
- Because a lot of people grew up watching Disney
or knowing about something to do with Disney.
- You're like, "Oh my gosh! I'm going to show this to all my friends
because we used to all watch the same movies."
- It's a very common thing that everyone's watched,
so I think that was very smart.
- (Finebros) Well, this singer's name is Jon.
From watching this, do you have interest in watching more of his music videos?
- For sure.
- Yes! More!
- I definitely will, and I'll subscribe.
- (Finebros) And finally, would you want to see the sequels
to these movies if they depicted them with what he sang about?
- No!
- I think I would.
- Yeah. (laughs)
- Yeah, they would probably be so funny.
- It sounds twisted, but yeah, I'd go see it.
- (Finebros) Even the Beauty and the Beast one,
you'd want to watch? - No, never mind. Never mind.
- No. No!
- I don't know if they'd let someone make that movie.
- I would hope they would make it rated R
because you wouldn't want five year old girls like,
"Oh, let's watch part two!"
And they're watching it and they're like...
(Finebros chuckles)
- "Mom, what's bestiality?"
- And that's the end of another episode of Teens React.
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- Bye, YOLO! (chuckles)
- Why can't a nose be twelve inches long?
'Cause then it'd be a foot!
(laughing)
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