who would play you in a movie man you know who i want to get that's that's just a smooth smooth
cat steve urkel nah man you're bored victim of the young and wrestlers what's his real name
robert something why would you want a white dude to play you i wouldn't be like me having
a black dude hey man yeah that definitely wouldn't happen right right that definitely
that's like me saying have denzel play my character i like the white version of denzel
i don't know about that good looking swag smooth talented you know i am all those things
i think mine would be probably matthew mcconaughey uh is that the dude from uh home alone
what's the dude's name all i'm looking like you talking about the kid from home alone is
his name matthew mcconaughey that's macaulay culkin same thing no slide all the way to the
back baby so you woke up this morning feeling like that ben all right what school you go to
yeah what's your favorite subject
yeah what you do for fun baby girl you play with toys
what kind of toys you play with play barbie dolls
he didn't bring a dollar to keep you company while he's going to the hospital
what if i said i had a brand new one for you that'd be good yeah keep your company in the
hospital all right yeah look at that smile tell your mom look at that look at that right we're
gonna take care of your little one a lot of people don't notice but dan does carry a toys in the back
we don't see too many pediatric patients so the toys might sit for two or three weeks at a time
there you go honey bunny that's for you all right the train about to pull off
you know ambulances hospitals can be a scary place for a child so you know we like to keep things to
let them take into the hospital with them and you know kind of cheer them up a little bit
while they're there we got to get you feeling good a little old dan is the softie you know
can't be feeling bad for two days
my new year's resolution is to lose weight i'm a fat ass try to get summertime ready gotta get
my abs my six-pack popping back get my body ready to show off and wear my root suits in
is the roots oh i just uh like a man keem like just just
like a thong whatever you think about think about root like just a little suit for your
root all right you ain't never heard that no i called mine's a tree
man thing about giving back a little bit more you have any ideas what we can do
trying to feed the homeless people always say that we do
our jobs as you know we looking out but you know we are getting paid for
it just something that we could just go out of our own pockets and do yeah we can do that
that's real like so they come out here and just set it up set up shop
like with any particular time
right now right and then you know what and i see that's a good haul
to peep instead of just throwing that home now i see like on the other bridge
they'll be having people out with like a lot of uh stuff that up he can have
you need something to eat are you hungry brother bag wants something to drink in there
hey are y'all hungry we got bag lunches we giving out you want something to eat what about you man
you hungry my brother all right we're gonna give you something to eat all right ain't no problem
my man and some sandwich or something this is something put in y'all's camera all right
all right brother see how you happy huh i'm sorry for waking y'all up
all right baby no problem all right can i offer you something to eat
hand out some bag launchers bro we're just handing out some bag lunches a lot of coke
in there some chips and stuff for you all right take two all right man what's your name
steve hey my god bless you all right brother take care of yourself all right no problem no problem
now we're going for a man that fell off of a motorcycle we got a little bit of a drive
i'm looking it up real quick looking up because on these calls i like to make sure that we know right
we're going not driving around a couple of blocks like you like to do that's a night walk baby
i used to roam in the night walk back in the day when you had your nice little comfortable
you know bed cashmere throw to louis vuitton towns i was out here in these streets
how many guys jumped home right there oh the dude is still here he went through it oh your boy
we were on bourbon street okay him and i start yelling at each other
i want to get away from him i want to t we're going to be in the truck all right
let's listen to the voice of reason right there i mean that's boyd all right yeah he's my boy all
right so look once you guys try to resolve it like as friends cause like right now it doesn't make
sense for both of y'all to be divided you guys need to come together and fix the situations and
you know squash the beef yeah man i want you you come to the thing and we can apologize might get
into argument but it's just not worth it like you know dan and i we work in the truck for 12 hours
but we always you know peaches and cream no you know sometimes i can't stand as that hey my man
look look man trey i just talked to trey that's your man bro do you apologize to this man you i do
my friendship to you is more important than this and i'd rather squat hey that sounds like a man
that is a man talking right there do you want to shake his hand watch this and say i'm done
i'm going to walk away from this are you done no no nothing after this we're good titus came out
and did his dr phil thing it was definitely a win not only for dan and myself it was a win for their
friendship that's his thing tyus loves being the guy that fixes everything what do you mean like
okay no hey i think dr t road unhandled everything here my man
white kids man y'all need to learn how to live with each other right
where's your sun at times you're gonna help me fix your daddy's car you see that hole ain't
lined up yeah it's lined up no it ain't you gotta move a little bit right there hold it
right there you guys hang out a lot after work oh yeah man dan is like one of my best friends
especially if i need something you know what one thing come to mind is when i won the full wheel
and you went out and got me a full wheel i heard about a lot of that the one thing he didn't tell
me is that he didn't fix the brakes is it like a true story chuck the next thing you know dan
is in front of me and he's going too fast and look we all look behind us and they're going to tie us
straight into the tree that's your friend people aren't meant to be alone we're better when we come
together and we embrace everything friendship can be tanner and uncle daddy's favorite ranch
whoever you are wherever you are you're always better off with a friend who cares about you
and understands you there we go there we go life's better that way i'm telling you
be safe be strong let's do this get that stretcher in here you're going to bleed to death
they're not dead i can work with that