♪♪♪ >>> OKAY, AND THAT WAS CHARMIN
TOILET PAPER SUPER BOWL COMMERCIAL.
HUT HUT WIPE. NOW, MY QUESTION FOR THIS FOCUS
GROUP IS, WOULD THE COMMERCIAL YOU JUST SAW MAKE YOU WANT TO GO
WITH CHARMIN? >> I JUST GOT TO SAY, THAT
COMMERCIAL WAS INCREDIBLE. I'M BLOWN AWAY.
>> OKAY, WELL WE'RE HAPPY TO HEAR THAT.
>> SO LIKE, HOW'D YOU GET THEM TO DO THAT?
>> WHO? >> WHY THE BEARS, OF COURSE.
>> ARE THEY LIKE ACTORS OR A REAL FAMILY?
>> OKAY, WELL THE BEARS AREN'T REAL.
THEY'RE ANIMATED. >> ANIMATED.
CAUSE THEY'RE ANIMALS. MAKES SENSE TO ME.
>> ALL RIGHT. ANYONE ELSE HAVE THOUGHTS?
>> I THOUGHT THAT THE COMMERCIAL WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD, BUT
WHAT ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THIS, ALL RIGHT?
BEAR WAKES UP AFTER A NIGHT OF RAGING, AND BATHROOM IS
COMPLETELY DESTROYED. LIKE CHERNOBYL.
AND BEAR'S LIKE, IF THAT'S ON THE WALLS, THEN WHAT'S THE DEAL
WITH MY ASS? HE CHECKS IT.
IT'S TOTALLY CLEAN. CHARMIN'S DONE ITS JOB, CHARMIN.
>> OKAY, WOW! VERY.
JUST VERY. OKAY, BUT WE AREN'T LOOKING FOR
NEW COMMERCIAL PITCHES, JUST YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE COMMERCIAL
YOU JUST SAW. SO YES, YOU SIR?
>> WELL BRAVO, BUT PERHAPS ONE OF THE BEARS IS AN EDUCATED
TYPE. LEATHER BOUND BOOK, SUCH AND SO
FORTH. LADIES PANTIES STEAMED FOR HIM?
>> WELL, WE WILL THINK ABOUT THAT, YES.
YOU MA'AM? >> YEAH, COULDN'T HELP BUT
NOTICE THE BEARS WERE A FAMILY OF WHITES?
>> OH, THE BEARS AREN'T WHITE? THEY HAVE NO RACE.
THEY'RE BEARS. >> I KNOW THEY'RE WHITE BECAUSE
I'M WHITE. AND IT IS MY GREATEST SHAME.
SO CHEW ON THIS. IF I HAD IT MY WAY, I WOULD HAVE
BEEN BORN A WISE OLD ASIAN MAN. >> OKAY.
WELL, CHECK THIS, RIGHT? GIRL BEAR AND BOY BEAR ARE ON A
DATE. RIGHT?
AND THINGS ARE GETTING FLIRTY UNDER THE TABLE.
AND GIRL BEAR SAYS, MEET ME IN THE BATHROOM IN FIVE MINUTES.
RIGHT, AND SHE WALKS OFF. BUT THE BEAN BURRITO THAT SHE
JUST HAD STARTS DESTROYING HER, BUTTWISE.
ALRIGHT. AND THEN FIVE MINUTES LATER, BOY
BEAR WALKS IN, STARTS ROCKING HER WORLD LIKE HE SHOULD.
BUT HE HAS NO IDEA THAT HIS LADY JUST DEUCED IT, BECAUSE THE
BOOTY IS CLEAN. CHARMIN.
>> OKAY, NOT IN 1 MILLION YEARS. >> I FEEL LIKE THAT'S KIND OF
NAUGHTY, AND ALSO HOW DO YOU EVEN GET THE BEARS TO DO THAT, I
WAS THINKING? >> OKAY.
OKAY. OKAY.
THIS IS AN IMAGE FROM THE COMMERCIAL, SO WHY DON'T YOU
TELL ME WHAT ONE WORD COMES TO MIND?
JUST ONE WORD? >> PRIVILEGE.
WHITE. GENERATIONAL WEALTH.
CAPE COD. >> AGAIN, ONE WORD.
JUST ONE WORD. >> TIDY.
>> TIDY. OKAY THAT'S ACTUALLY VERY GOOD.
>> TIDY DEUCE. CAME OUT CLEAN LIKE AN ANGEL.
SO THAT HE DOESN'T EVEN NEED TO WIPE, BUT HE STILL DOES AS A
VICTORY LAP, CHARMIN. >> OKAY, THAT'S NOT HELPFUL.
>> WELL, I DON'T KNOW, HONEY, IT'S YOUS GUY'S BEARS.
>> MAYBE PERHAPS ONE OF THE BEARS IS A CAPTAIN IN THE NEW
WORLD, AND HE MEETS A YOUNG NATIVE WOMAN, AND HE TEACHES HER
THE GENTLE TONGUE, AND IN RETURN SHE DOES THE FORBIDDEN DANCE OF
HER PEOPLE. WHO LA LA LA.
WHO LA LA LA. >> OKAY.
OKAY, NO. MY TURN.
ALRIGHT, BEAR SITS DOWN ON A PUBLIC TOILET, RIGHT.
AND THE AUTOMATIC FLUSH GOES OFF WHILE HE'S STILL GOT HIS ASS ON
THE SEAT. ALRIGHT?
SO BEAR GETS SUCKED DOWN INTO THE UNDERWORLD.
FULL OF PEE PEE AND POO POO CREATURES.
HIDEOUS THINGS, RIGHT? AND HE HAS TO FIGHT HIS WAY BACK
UP INTO THE SURFACE WORLD, BECAUSE IT'S HIS WEDDING, RIGHT?
AND BEAR FINALLY MAKES IT OUT, RUNS TO THE ALTER, SEES HIS
WIFE, BUT GET THIS, SHE'S ONE OF THEM.
A DOO DOO CREATURE. SICK BODY THOUGH.
THEY KISS. CHARMIN.
>> INCREDIBLE, MAN. GREAT JOB, DUDE.
>> THANK YOU. >> THAT SHOULD BE THE
COMMERCIAL. >> OKAY, I'M GOING TO GO AHEAD,
AND CUT THIS THING SHORT. BECAUSE IT'S BEEN BAD AND VERY
UNHELPFUL. >> WHEN DO WE GET OUR FREE
CHARMINS, BECAUSE I NEEDED IT LIKE YESTERDAY.