Okay Sonny Boy. I couldn't keep it a surprise any longer. I made you a Christmas sweater. Oh my gosh grandma
This will be perfect for the ugly sweater parties
-Yes. Ugly Sweater
-I mean it just looks so stupid
Oh
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Hi. We're so excited to have you home for the holidays!
Yeah your mom and I have missed you so much
Actually, I wanted to talk to you guys about that. I don't think I can make it home for the holidays
What?
Yeah, it's just the flights down there are getting so expensive
I can't afford it.
But patty-cakes, we-- we bought the flight for you.
Right Uh, What I meant was the uber from the airport to your house
Oh, it's really expensive, so I can't I can't.
But, Were picking you up at the Airport.
Oh Yeah you know what i meant.
I meant I died!
Oh, sweet Jimmy Johns. Are you gonna be okay, sweetie cakes?
Yeah. I'm just dead that's it.
Really?!
Yeah, totally completely dead
*gasp* Um,
But have a good holiday! um, love you!
still send presents though
Okay
Bye
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wow
There's so many to choose from
Okay, calm down kiddo. We have to make sure we get the perfect tree
Hello Michael
I believe I'll be the perfect tree for you and your family
Not only am I relatively young but I haven't reached full size yet, which is ideal for not hitting your ceiling ooh
Sure, I'm maybe a bit taller, but with age comes experience
Plus I have so many needles with that wonderful Christmas scent . Hi Daddy
Don't listen to those other trees. I'm the perfect one for you
Not only is my base perfectly shaped and robust
But I got real thick branches for you to hang your great big ornaments on
Plus I know you're imagining covering me from top to bottom in that white stuff, mhmm, and that's exactly what I want
Yeah, that's right. I want you to flock me isn't that what you want to flock me all night?
I do want to flock you
I want to take you home, mount you in my living room, put on some katy perry, light some candles
and FLOCK YOU!
What?! um oh this one has this one looks good
Oh yeah! That is nice
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*laughing*
All right time to carve the turkey
Um are you sure honey?
Yeah, maybe we should just call a professional this year. Oh nonsense
Don't worry Richardson family
Daddy's got this
Aah? A little Leathery? Ah I just gotta beat this meat you know
*screams
*knife snaps* *gasps*
*screaming intensifies*
Oh
*more screaming*
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Ah, finally winter break. some time away from those bullies at school. Just two weeks of pure unadulterated
relaxation
Hello hey hey Chet
Who is this? Ron! Ron the kid you bully in second period! what do you want? Hey? Hey uh?
Look man. I'm bored out of my mind
And I was hoping that maybe you could come over and bully me like you do in school. Yeah, I can't dude
I got to hang out with my little brother over holiday brea so. I'm bullying the crap out of him, oh
Okay
but like I
Don't know maybe I could like, like cyber bully you
Yeah, I'd really like that. cool. cool. all right. Text me sounds good
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Hey fellow co-worker how was your holiday break? It was pretty good
Avoided my family cool. Yeah. picked out a Christmas tree and got cyberbullied. Oh, yeah, what about you
Uum...
*sad music plays*
*sad music plays* *Starts crying*
was good
Good, yeah
cool, yeah for sure
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