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oh my gosh
uh cool cool cool cool cool cool
everything is going great
hi guys i'm matt welcome back to my
kitchen i'm joined by my roommate
everett
hi everyone so tonight i thought it
would be fun to
take on a little challenge i am going to
try and make
my chipotle order faster than it can be
delivered and my delivery person is none
other than my own roommate
he said free food i'm here to pick it up
so
that's good tonight i will be making
white rice
black beans chicken pico de gallo and
guacamole to make
my ideal burrito bowl because burrito
bowls are the best thing at chipotle
will your guac
cost extra no my guac is free five stars
do you think i can do it the chipotle's
only nine minutes from here i think it
might be a little tougher than the big
mac
challenge yeah but uh you might be able
to do it i might be in over my head
either way there's free chipotle at the
end
okay order hold to submit are you ready
let's do it
three two oh go go go go go
okay first things first i need to make
my rice and to
expedite that i'm gonna use a rice
cooker because it's a good idea
so i want to add about two cups here
let's say more than that that looks good
to me
and before i even finish this i'm going
to wash my rice
oh this is taking up so much time just
washing my rice cool cool cool
i've got my rice here i'm going to go
ahead and add just a couple bay leaves
for some flavoring
boom very ceremoniously put the top on
this
my rice is all set i'm just going to let
this cook and move on to my beans beans
beans beans
beans what are the beans what are the
beans what are the beans what it means
okay so
for my beans i just need to prep my
onion
i feel like i'm just standing at the
edge of an abyss okay
so give this just a nice chop
that is my onion now to
just get through my garlic i'm just
gonna chop all these guys
up all right time to start making these
beans
just for the record i do have to say if
you guys can
find yourself a tasty producer roommate
the amount of times this man has cooked
for me
it's incredible for my beans i am going
to need oil
honestly that feels warm enough so i'm
going to throw my onions
give that all a stir i just want these
to soften and get a bit translucent
now it's time to add that much garlic
let this go for about a minute
oh my gosh
i'm sorry i'm happy with this
now it's time to add the black beans
and some water perfect
great so at this point i just need to
move on to
my chicken for this i'm just using
chicken thighs get them nice and dry i
want to get any excess moisture
off of them i am sweating like nothing
else it's time for a little bit of salt
pepper get the other side
perfect going to set this aside
that's the second red light he's getting
awfully lucky
awfully lucky if you ask me to make the
marinade for the chicken i'm keeping it
nice and simple i'm just going to use
canned chipotles and adobo
a nice chop
perfect and then i'm just going to
transfer all of this to a bowl
i'm actually going to add back my
chicken thighs
boom and i'm just going to give it all a
good little toss
i am just going to set this aside let it
marinate for a few minutes before i cook
it now i'm going to get started on my
pico de gallo really quickly
just going to chop up these two tomatoes
oh no when i say chip
you say chip chip
i don't hear you i am pulling up
to the chipotle as we speak we are
almost there perfect
tomatoes go into my bowl cut you in half
ah love a red onion
and you go and finally one jalapeno
slice that guy in half that's a big
jalapeno
do that and finally i'm just going to go
with
all of this cilantro smells
delightful oh my god i love chipotle
okay let's give mata call
hello hey bud oh no why why are you
calling
i'm on my way back right now oh my god
okay consider yourself lucky because the
chicken was not ready they had to make
new chicken
oh no okay well i'll see you soon i'm
doing great i'm way ahead of you
i'll drive really really slow thank you
just kidding okay i am running out of
time that is all of my cilantro
wow everything is getting very messy and
very chaotic really quick
okay lime cut in half gonna add a little
bit of salt a little bit
of lime give this all a good
stir pico de gallo is done oh
i'm gonna go with a bowl that's way too
big for my guac i have my avocado
i have my onion i have my jalapeno i'm
going to add
approximately that cilantro ah let's get
a lime in there
come on oh i can't squeeze my lime i
feel like i sound like a rick and morty
character have i been using this voice
the whole time
red light green
light oh different headlights
different headlights okay uh salt uh
pepper just because
oh my gosh oh my gosh oh no
come on come on hey how's it going
chipotle chicken bowl
cilantro rice it's pretty good
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okay as far as guacamole i'm happy with
that okay everything is almost done i am
so freaking close let's cook up this
chicken everett is still not back so i
think
i'm still in this my pan is heating over
medium-high heat just going to
grease this nicely oh this is
such a bad idea still moving back yet
oh i'm right down the street i don't
think he's gonna make it
let's go let's go let's go my chicken is
in the pan i'm so close i just need to
finish this i need to do some final
touches on my rice when it's done
beans are looking good oh no
oh no is that a door no
i'm so close sorry
i got the chipotle all right okay so
i've already lost
but i still have time to finish this
really quickly so let's see
how much slower i am than chipotle rice
is done i'm gonna get to you in a minute
i should have started this before i
started the
wok and the pico that's fine we all live
and make mistakes
that looks good just give that a flip
flip these look great i'm gonna let them
go for a few more minutes on the burner
behind me and wrap up my rice
i'm just gonna fluff all of my rice up
some lime juice
a little bit of cilantro toss
all of this and voila there is my
cilantro lime rice pop the lid on this
set it aside my beans are looking good
i'm just gonna pull out that little bay
leaf there
i have a little bit of chipotle chili
pepper
some cumin a little bit of pepper
some salt finally a little bit of
oregano
give that all a nice stir oh that smells
so good okay beans are done
here we are after an endless slog
everything has been made
let's bring it all together i'm gonna
start with my rice
it smells the part and then i'm going to
add my beans
oh yeah and then of course my chicken
probably should have chopped up smaller
but you know what it's gourmet
a little bit of our chunky pico i'm just
going to add that off to the side here
no extra cost for guac so i'm going to
put a big old dollop of you on top
look at that and finally just for some
creaminess
not as creamy as i thought and there we
have it that is my homemade chipotle
burrito bowl here it is nice and
lukewarm
ready to go how much longer did i take
22 minutes
and 56 seconds longer okay
so you can't make chipotle in the amount
of time it takes to have it delivered at
least i can but you know what
this was made with love and at the end
of the day that's all that matters
all right everett has a look this
honestly looks incredible
firstly chipotle and you really hooked
it up with a guac
and i'm loving how much crema you put on
there it looks amazing
and i really just want to eat it you
know it may have taken me 20 minutes
longer but
guess what it's now finally time to eat
let's do it
listen that's the thing about chipotle
you can always count on it yeah
it's always going to be great it's
always going to be delicious and they
really hook this bowl up
that's good i love chipotle i'm a sucker
fish fully you want to try this one
let's do it oh god
matt i'm actually not bad that's
delicious that guac
is amazing thank you the jalapenos are
like big enough so you really get that
bite every single time
and this grandma is so good that's a pro
tip you guys
you gotta do it with the crema it's
amazing grandma makes it
delicious i get that it took me 20
minutes longer to make it
but this is a pretty good knockoff you
know for a homemade one i think it's
completely worth it
i may have lost i may have been really
slow 20 minutes lower
but i am happy
she came with the receipts okay since i
was 22 minutes
thank you and there you have it i tried
to
race my chipotle order didn't make it
but
still good in the end everett thank you
so much for being my delivery driver
you're so welcome anytime matt
if you have any suggestions for fast
food takeout delivery
meals you want us to try let us know in
the comments below or you can message me
on instagram and until next time take
care guys
bye oh yes
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