♪♪
So that's why Mrs. Bradshaw was acting so weird-
the janitor poisoned her food.
Whoa.
Did you have to rewrite that paper for her class?
Nope, but I still got an A.
Oh Tommy,
you always get out of things so easy.
No fair!
Hey, I'm gonna need that A
if I'm gonna get into the same college as you.
[cheesy 80's soft rock]
You're gonna go to college?
I'll go wherever you go.
[audience: Awww]
I'm going to Yale.
I'll work in the cafeteria wherever you go.
[audience laughs]
As long as we can be together.
[audience: Awww]
Wa, wa, wa, wa.
[armpit noises]
Another successful Rex and Scooter shenanigan.
Both: Wha, wha, wha!
[handslap] Both: Unh!
Oh, you guys.
[all laugh]
[theme music]
♪♪
[school bell rings]
Wait, weren't we just in a classroom?
Talking about college?
I don't know what you're talking about, babe,
but you're real cute.
[audience laughs]
No, she's right.
I just had a sandwich in my hand and now it's gone.
Oh, I'm Karen and I like to eat sandwiches like a cow.
Fat-shaming isn't a thing yet!
Wa, wa, wa, wa, waa.
Rex and Scooter strike again!
Both: Wha, wha, wha, unh!
Those two kill me.
[laughtrack]
[theme music]
♪♪
[gasp]
Okay!
Now do you guys see what I'm talking about?
Both times, Rex and Scooter made a joke,
and then...
We're all wearing different clothes.
How many days just went by during that freezeframe?
Come on, guys.
You don't honestly think we're losing time.
[all gasp]
Dude!
When did you get your ear pierced?
What?
Ah!
Did Tommy just say something or am I "earring" things?
Wait!
No!
No jokes!
Guys!
No!
Rex and Scooter at it again!
[theme music]
♪♪
[screams]
Oh!
How long have I been paralyzed?
Dude!
We keep getting frozen and then stuff gets real.
Scooter: Guys!
Look at my funny hat.
[humming]
Scooter, stop!
Your jokes are causing this.
[chicken noises]
No!
[theme music]
♪♪
[all scream]
Oh man!
Karen is dead, y'all!
What is happening?
Guys, I just realized I don't even think I have parents.
Like I just get in trouble with you guys at school,
and then learn life lessons from Mrs. Bradshaw.
No one cares, Tommy.
Guys, guys!
Calm down.
You know what always helps when things get really dark?
[tearfully] What?
Laughter!
[whoopee cushion noise]
[all scream]
[theme music]
♪♪
All: Oh!
Heather: Scooter's dead too!
What?
How?
You're under arrest for kicking Scooter in the throat
until he died.
What?
How would I even do that?
I'm paralyzed.
G-guys, help!
No, no, no, no!
Someone crack a joke!
Quick!
[sobbing and screaming]
[theme music]
All: Oh!
Man, this is just getting worse!
Hey!
[all scream]
I was just faking my death.
Uh, yeah, they're dead for real.
[dream noise]
[gasp]
Whoa, I just dozed off and had a really crazy dream.
Yep, everything's normal.
♪ [Bleu McAuley and Joshua Kaufman, "Song of the Whales"] ♪
Hey, guys!
Thanks for watching that 80's sketch.
Yeah!
Make sure you like, subscribe,
and comment below your favorite 80's song!
Yeah.
Isn't Zach, like, so dreamy?
He's a dreamboat.
Yeah.
And I also like Screech.
Not Screech.
And, um, I like the Principal too.
Mr. Feeny too.