REGGIE: ♪ STAGE 56 BAR TRICKS ♪
JAMES: SO HERE IS HOW IT IS GOING TO WORK.
I'M GOING TO BRING OUT A FEW PEOPLE TO PERFORM THEIR
INCREDIBLE FEATS. IF YOU THINK IT IS FANTASTIC AND
AMAZING THEY GET TO STAY HERE AT THE BAR.
IF YOU DON'T, THEN OUR SECURITY STAFF WHO ARE HERE.
THEY ARE CRACK SECURITY STAFF.
THEY ARE NOT TWO GUYS WHO WORK IN OUR OFFICE.
THEY ARE. THEY ARE.
THEY ARE TRAINED KILLERS, OK? THEY WILL USHER THEM OUT OF THE
STUDIO TO NEVER RETURN AGAIN. WHAT DO YOU SAY?
YOU WANT TO SEE SOME BAR TRICKS?
LET'S BRING OUT OUR FIRST CONTESTANTS.
[APPLAUSE] ALL RIGHT, SIR.
WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
WHERE ARE YOU FROM? >> JONATHAN FROM LANCASTER,
PENNSYLVANIA. JAMES: WHAT IS YOUR BAR TRICK?
>> I'M GOING TO REMOVE MY UNDERWEAR WITHOUT TAKING MY
PANTS OFF.
JAMES: YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE OFF YOUR UNDERWEAR WITHOUT REMOVING
YOUR PANTS? >> THAT IS CORRECT.
JAMES: ALL RIGHT. WHO WANTS TO SEE IT?
[APPLAUSE] JAMES: NO!
OH, MY GOD! [APPLAUSE]
THAT WAS -- [LAUGHTER]
WHAT DO YOU THINK, GUYS?
SHOULD HE STAY OR SHOULD HE GO? TAKE A SEAT AT THE BAR.
WELL DONE.
LET'S MEET OUR NEXT CONTESTANT! HELLO, SIR.
HOW ARE YOU?
WHAT'S YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
>> MY NAME IS CHARLES.
I'M FROM IDAHO. JAMES: WHAT IS YOUR BAR TRICK?
JAMES: I'M GOING TO PUT SUCTION CUP DARTS IN MY EYES.
JAMES: I MEAN, THE QUESTION IS WHO WANTS TO SEE IT?
DO YOU WANT TO SEE IT?
[APPLAUSE] JAMES: ALL RIGHT.
GO FOR IT.
♪ JAMES: OH, MY -- NO!
OH! I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU LEARNED TO
DO THAT!
[APPLAUSE] OH, MY GOD!
WHAT DO YOU THINK, GUYS?
SHOULD HE STAY OR SHOULD HE GO? OH, HE'S GOT TO GO.
THEY ARE KICKING HIM OUT. OH!
TOUGH CROWD.
TOUGH CROWD!
HE PUT -- OK. ALL RIGHT.
LET'S MEET OUR NEXT CONTESTANT. [APPLAUSE]
HELLO, SIR. S WHAT YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE
YOU FROM? >> JOSH FROM MADISON, WISCONSIN.
JAMES: OH, BIG WHOOP THERE. AN AUDIBLE WHOOP FROM WISCONSIN.
WHAT IS YOUR TRICK? >> I'M GOING TO MAKE A FAURT
SOUND WITH MY -- FART SOUND WITH MY FOURTH THAT GOES FOREVER.
JAMES: GOING TO BE A TOUGH ONE FOR US TO JUDGE THAT, JOSH.
TAKE IT AWAY. >>
JAMES: HE HASN'T ACTUALLY STARTED YET.
THAT IS ACTUALLY ME.
WHAT DO WE THINK, GUYS? SHOULD HE STAY OR GO?
THEY ARE KICKING OUT! -- HIM OUT!
[APPLAUSE] JAMES: LOOK AT THIS GUY.
SITTING PRETTY SMUG.
LOOK AT HIM.
ONE MORE? DO YOU WANT ONE MORE?
[APPLAUSE] JAMES: OUR NEXT CONTESTANT.
VERY WELL, SIR. WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE
YOU FROM? >> GEORGE THE GIANT.
I'M FROM BAKERS FIELD, CALIFORNIA.
>> JAMES: WHAT IS YOUR BAR TRICK?
>> I DRINK MILK A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENTLY THAN NORMAL PEOPLE.
JAMES: OK.
YOU HAVE CERTAINLYLY REVVED THE CROWD UP.
GO FOR IT.
>> WHEN I WAS A KID, I LOVED CRAZY STRAWS.
BUT THEN I GOT OLDER AND I WANTED TO BE SOMETHING
DIFFERENT.
I WANTED TO BE THE WORLD'S BIGGEST CRAZY STRAW AND THIS IS
HOW I DID IT.
NOW IT IS NOT A STRAW UNLESS SOMEONE DRINKS OUT OF IT.
DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH!
MILK WILL COME OUT MY NOSE! [APPLAUSE]
JAMES: WHAT DO YOU THINK, FOLKS?
SHOULD HE STAY OR SHOULD HE GO? GEORGE, TAKE A SEAT AT THE BAR.
WELL DONE.
THAT WAS STAGE 56 BAR TRICKS. IF YOU HAVE A BAR TRICK AND YOU
THINK YOU'RE GOOD ENOUGH TO COME SIT HERE AT THE BAR JUST TWEET