Would you make a deal with the Devil?
I think so.
My life is so lit, that sometimes I'm like,
"Did I make a deal with the Devil?"
Hi, it's me, Trixie Mattel.
And I'm Katya.
And we are two queens who like to watch.
And today, we're watching
The Babysitter: Part Two: Killer Queen.
Ooh, one of us is gonna get murdered, killer queen.
I wonder who's, who it's gonna be.
This movie's got everything.
We've got...
kids, adults, beheadings.
- Bulletholes, blood, wigs... - Blood, wigs, weed...
Yes, and if you are afraid of spoilers, stop now, goodbye.
And if you don't like blood, get the hell out.
Can't wait.
"Hey, that's me, and my life, is kinda crazy."
As an actor,
- I'm already into it. - the second that was in that was in
the script, I'm out.
"We gotta hit you with two balls in the face."
"I gotta go."
For the past two years, nobody believes me.
Two years after you battle a Satanic babysitting cult,
where are you at emotionally?
I think you're probably shook forever.
Toss this (bleep) into the mental ward, guys.
"Toss this (bleep), toss this (bleep)...
- toss this (bleep)..." - "Toss this (bleep) into the mental ward."
We're about to meet the new girl in town,
and she's a bad girl.
Fresh out of juvie,
looking for a second chance in a new hood.
My favorite movie vacillates between Deliverance or-
Do you know the movie, Deliverance?
She's talking about homo sex in the woods.
That happens in the Deliverance?
They say, "Squeal like a pig."
Alexa, remind me to watch Deliverance.
And I'm late.
What are you talking about?
You're right on time!
Oh no, Principal Highbridge, my period.
- What the (bleep)? - Fierce (bleep).
Mama, it's called making an entrance.
I love that hair, I'm trying to understand it.
It's like little Frankenstein bolts.
Which, by the way, is a look that
you have to be gorgeous to pull off.
You crazy (bleep).
That teacher said, "No, queen. No."
"You crazy (bleep)."
Maybe that's the shock to the system you needed
to go like, "I am a crazy (bleep),
- “You're right!" - You're right."
Okay, so here, Cole and Melanie are discussing
that a lot of the kids in school are using pills.
- Valium, Ambien... - Glue!
Glue, cocaine, and whiskey.
Wait a minute, that person's drug said penis,
- deadass. - Shut the hell up.
I'm dead serious, go back five frames, please.
Swear to God.
Did it say penicillin?
No, I saw penis.
Penis!
The girl with the pink backpack, it said penis.
"Penis, a hell of a drug."
Yeah.
Are high schoolers really out here doing drugs?
Uh, yes.
Maybe my high school was from a small town or whatever,
like, back in my day, if we wanted to get high,
we just had to go run around outside.
Back in my day, we had to do moonshine
and like paint thinner.
Now they're on scripts.
No, back in your day,
people were choking themselves with belts
in their room and stuff. Choking game.
Yeah, we did have choking games, in the yard though.
Wow.
I heard she killed her parents.
Those are absolutely extensions.
- Oh my God, her- - See how they have her-
yeah, the hair in the back.
And they just went to party town on that bottom half.
- Ooh. - "It ends tonight."
The lake, one weekend.
So, Cole and Melanie, best friends, are on their way,
they stop at a gas station.
Let's go, come on.
What the (bleep)?
- Okay, which gas station? - I love this gas station.
(bleep) ice, rock hard nipples, bare midriffs, just, unh.
It's the Tiffany's box of condoms.
The Tiffany's box of condoms, is wearing no condom.
Yeah, seriously.
And by the way, anybody watching this,
we're not encouraging you to have
- unsafe sex. - No, we're facing the facts.
Okay, so this is what happens.
They're at the teen party on the teen party boat.
And everybody wants to hear from Cole
- about what happened two years ago. - What had happened.
And Melanie jumps to his defense.
Cole didn't come on this trip to talk
about some blood cult or the Devil's book.
Oh my God.
He never told her about the book and she said it! Oh my God.
'Cause I signed my name in it, Cole.
Ding dong!
Oh!
Ahhh!
Cole can never trust a blonde girl in his life again.
Another shirtless guy!
They're not dead!
They're back again,
Oh, that was a good one.
You okay?
You miss me?
No, hated her.
Fierce.
So you.
"Is there an orthopedic surgeon?"
We finish this by sunrise,
or we have to go back down to limbo-
You tell him the rules, hot man.
Yeah, let's (bleep) him!
Oh my gosh!
Up.
Yeah!
Why?
You know I wanna be an influencer.
"I wanna be an influencer," I can't.
Yeah, I would rather you cut my head right off
than hear those words.
I'm just looking for gas, my jet ski's running low.
Clearly you guys are in-
Obviously!
“We're in here LARPing.”
Yeah, “I need some Windex for my getaway car.”
Go!
Oh no, oh no!
Catch the harpoon, catch the harpoon.
Into the moonlight.
Mother(bleep)!
First Travis Scott and Kylie Jenner break up, now this?
Oh no, not the pop culture tie-in.
Timeless.
Oh (bleep), oh (bleep)!
Fat dragon.
Okay, that is amazing.
I love that exploding head fantasy.
And the sound design is lovely, it's very satisfying.
I wanna know what they did to get those like,
that chunky wetness.
They turned the gain up really high
and they just listened to me
take my panties off at the end of the day.
Just wet.
Like a wet bag of lasagna.
Phoebe and Cole are hiding in the woods
and they're hoping that the cult doesn't find them.
- (Bleep)! - Oh my God!
Ricocheting!
Aw, my boob!
- Shot in the boob! - Oh my God.
Oh man, again?
Running in the pumps!
Not those $35 heels.
Oh, literally, Pleaser.
Payless.
Wow.
That was an original kill sequence, I do believe.
Yeah, that was cool.
But where have you seen that?
Just my life.
Yeah.
Well at least time is on their side.
They just have to stay alive until dawn.
The ritual has to be done by dawn.
What was your childhood dream?
I wanted to be Alice from Alice in Wonderland.
Not to ruin her day though, I would have been like,
"Okay, being Alice isn't a job.
- I know, "What do you wanna do? - Anything else do you wanna do?"
What did you wanna do?"
Also, this is a speed boat.
It would be like, "No, it's too weird!"
Yeah.
"What was your childhood dream?"
"I love ice cream!"
But not as romantic.
So, Melanie got Cole's dad to come out and pick him up.
- But obviously, she's evil- - It's a trap.
And we know that she's not trying to get him saved.
And they're serving a little Black Velvet-
- ♪ Black velvet ♪ - Alannah Myles.
- - ♪ Mississippi, in the middle of a dry spell ♪ - Yeah.
Great song.
I love people singing loud and terrible in the car.
But then sometimes you see people really singing,
which is different.
This is me.
And by the way, the music is like, a lot of words
and your mouth still is just-
Yeah, and also I'm holding a steering wheel,
but it's not connected to the car.
All right, so hunkering down in the cabin in the woods,
we're getting Phoebe's backstory.
Wait a minute, they're gonna (bleep).
Okay, so Phoebe is telling Cole
how she thinks she killed her parents.
Well, let's see this flashback.
I'll decide if she actually killed her parents.
If I was him, I would look right at her and go,
"There are real people trying to kill us."
- Yeah. I know. - "To truly kill us."
"You're making it," yeah.
- "And you think forgetting a toy, - "And you're trying to be a killer?"
at a lake 10 years ago makes you a killer?"
"Did I (bleep) the sense right out of you, girl?"
You are the strongest person that I have ever met.
Whenever someone has sex with me without puking,
I'm always like, "You are the strongest person
I have ever met."
She's finally understanding the message.
Oh, wow!
Panic Room, Jodie Foster.
Jodie Foster's down there.
I did not go loco!
You about to die a virgin!
Oh, oh!
You know what my dream job is,
what I would sell my soul to the Devil, to be?
What is your dream job?
The girl who throws that bucket of blood.
That's your dream, throw buckets of blood?
I'm in a tracksuit, I'm wearing a blonde bob-
Wait, and then you throw it and you go like,
"Did we get it?"
Yeah, "All right, reset, everybody, I'm going home."
Yeah.
I'd work 10 minutes a week.
- Cole! - Dad, I'm not crazy, okay, I swear.
Oh no, okay, in this scene,
Cole's dad really thinks he's had a psychotic break.
My biggest cinematic pet peeve
is instant intramuscular injections.
That doesn't happen in real life, like, blow darts?
Okay, what about in Pulp Fiction?
Does adrenaline to the heart,
does that happen like?
That's different.
I can't wait for the next YouTube video
where it's like, "Doctor Debunks Movie Myths,"
and it's you with a lab coat on.
Yeah.
So you got the bad girl, who's turned out, not a bad girl.
And you got the girl from the beginning,
who was a friend, who's evil.
Cool, Street Fighter vibes.
Oh my God, this is very Scott Pilgrim.
Love this.
This is like Tekken or some (bleep).
Oof, those ugly boots.
Come on, Syndel.
Okay, Miss Bulma, Miss Goku,
Miss Dragon Ball Z comin' through.
Oh no, she set her up.
Oh no.
Kill Cole and get the free (bleep) from the Devil.
I'm sorry, the Devil is very (bleep)able.
I'm not gonna fight you anymore, okay?
Just don't hurt her!
Cole!
Is this where you want me?
"Is this is my mark?"
Here I am.
I live for coming out of the lake with dry hair.
That is the ultimate diva move.
She is in this film!
That's a wig.
Your hair looks more like hair than that wig.
I know, that's what I'm telling you.
I am so happy she's in this film.
She is such a good horror and comedy actress.
I bet you she has a lot of gay friends.
Hey Phoebe.
She knows her, she said, “Hey Phoebe.”
She was my babysitter.
- Oh! - Ahh!
I love you.
I was the only survivor by some miracle.
She made a deal with the Devil to save the girl, gag!
Gag, okay, this makes it all so different.
This plot is as morally gray as 2020.
We're on the clock, whores, let's go.
Me sitting down for this today,
whenever you're not
- Yeah, totally! - sitting here before me.
"Come on, you old (bleep) bag."
- "Come on you old... bingo, you (bleep) bags." - "It's time to play bingo."
Whoa. Yes, crazy!
What the (bleep) is going on here?
I love that lip color, that hot like,
neon carrot, red orange.
I do not feel cute.
- Oh! - Aw, look at your mouth!
The blood of the sacrificed,
mixed with the blood of the-
Check the recipe, ho.
Maybe she turned good since she like,
died in the first movie, you know what I mean?
I love a tender goodbye, I'm ready to cry.
Show me the crying.
You rigged this entire thing just to save us?
She was good the whole time, I love that.
You after getting your lips done.
I know. "I'd give anything..."
You in that hospital bed
with that bandana on your forehead for no reason.
On my forehead for lips.
I love that you went for injections
and you did full body Ace bandages, "Oh!"
She's going back to hell, right?
Something's gonna happen.
See, she's like, "I already did my (bleep) up (bleep)."
But there has to be another way, Bee.
No, Bee, there has to be another way.
Please, no.
I'm gonna cry!
This movie is lit.
That is me getting out of drag.
Yeah, now she's transitioning into a catsuit
for her dance breakdown.
- That's us in the background. - Yeah.
That movie is fierce!
Do yourself a favor and go watch The Babysitter,
and then do yourself a second favor
and watch The Babysitter: Killer Queen,
because, oh my God, that was wonderful.
What a (bleep) journey.
That had literally everything, everything.
It was equal parts everything,
there's something very comforting
- about horror movie tropes. - Yeah.
When you see them coming and then they happen,
it's very like, fulfilling.
But it had enough twists that I was like-
- Twists, fake-outs, original kills. - And there was no, nothing too
out of left field.
Ding dong! Stream The Babysitter: Killer Queen,
on Netflix now.