Show yourself some love with narcissistic notebooks that prompt you to write things such as “why
you are clever” or “reasons why you’re awesome” like the fact that you’re so
fiscally responsible with your
Emergency Money Box because this is LÜT.
Give life to your own prehistoric friend with this hatching dinosaur candle.
Just light the wick for a raptor revelation.
Don’t be dinoSORE if it’s too dark to see. Let there be light with the Handbag light
that has a motion sensor and activates when you need extra illumination to find
that wallet, which you will peppero-need to purchase this
Pizza towel!
It’s five feet in diameter so it’s perfect for sharing with friends.
If you really love pizza but don’t know how to show it, this product can be your
method of self espresso
machine that’s portable.
This tiny caffeinated miracle weighs less than a pound and doesn’t require electricity
so you can hike the highest mountain and still have a delectable cup of joe.
Just donut forget your mug.
A multipurpose cup with a little slot to store and warm your tasty pastry so you can have
a delicious and energizing meal to prep for your expertly planned bike ride
The Hammerhead navigation device clips onto the front of your bicycle and syncs to your
smartphone.
It lights up to indicate when you need to turn in a certain direction.
Allowing you to focus on your journey without the dangerous distraction of a cell phone
as you maximize your gluteus maximus.
Butt
What about my arms?
Say hello to the
ARC energy machine which helps perfect your push-up.
It supports your chest and feet so you have correct form with every rep.
What a workout.
Let’s relaxout in the
Garden igloo where you can enjoy the great outdoors while remaining inside this transparent
structure.
It’s easy to assemble and is over seven feet tall (or 2.2 meters) so don’t cry there’s
room for your bonsai.
This gift box has four packets of seeds, five pots, and instructions on how to grow the
tree so you have time to contemplate with
the slow life challenge,
a deck of cards with a new challenge every day to promote relaxation and well-being.
It’s designed to help you separate home life from work life and your yolks from your whites.
Oh wait no I’m thinking of the
Mr. Sniffles Disgusting Egg Separator which features egg whites dripping out of nostrils.
But if you want more than yolk without going broke check out these
Avocado huggers.
Silicone cups fit half an avocado to create an airtight seal for longer lasting fruity
freshness.
Wait are avocados a fruit or a vegetable?
WAIT THEY’RE ACTUALLY A BERRY?!
That’s bloody amazing.
Blood bath shower gel.
Gross.
Zombie blood shower gel.
Grosser.
Toast And Jam Bodywash?
That sounds delicious.
Get clean to the sounds of your shower radio which syncs via bluetooth so all the water
that would have given you a soggy cell phone can be used to clean your canine with
The Woof Washer 360.
It's ring-shaped and fits around any sized dog.
The water and soap mix instantly to lather your dog from head to paw for a thorough and
effortless bath.
Then make a splash with these
Spitballs which can inflate to 200 times their original size.
The bigger they get the larger the aqua explosion.
Now dive into polar paradise with this
aquatic wallpaper.
If you mistake it for a real bear don’t worry because when it comes to mistakes you
can always van Gogh EARase them.
And as always, thanks for watching.