- Doesn't feel like it's doing anything.
- Hold on. (clicking sound)
- Oh!
I'm joined by two special guests today
to help me with today's video,
and Bear, he's hanging out right here.
Welcome the Botez sisters.
- Hey everyone.
- That is us, the Botez... (giggles)
- They're not playing chess today
- so they're confused. - We don't do YouTube intros.
- We're really bad at things that are not live.
- [Both] Pewoop!
(laughs)
- Hold on, I have one more.
- [Both] Pewoop!
- Okay!
- Have you heard of the website wish.com?
- Yes.
The reputation of the company is really bad quality things
that are very cheap,
but sometimes you can find bargains
and also really weird.
(pew)
- We're about to do the medical health version
of products on wish.com
- Oh my God.
- [All] Ooh.
- These are nice.
Now we're talking.
- Why are you saying these only one product.
- [Andrea] I know how this works!
You put this up on there
and then you'd put your foot in
and you go...
- Look at my injured foot.
I still have the bruising from my ankle sprain.
- [Alexandra] There you go.
- [Andrea] How does it feel?
(laughs)
- It's not terrible.
- [Andrea] That looks really disturbing.
- [Alexandra] Yeah.
- [Andrea] I don't like the look of it.
- This feels really weird!
- I'm not gonna lie.
- You like it. - Kinda enjoying it.
- You know would love this? Our dad.
- Yeah, me and your dad. - [Alexandra] True.
- [...] $31.82
- [All] What!
- Try it with your face.
- Yeah. - No!
- It's an exfoliating brush.
- Oh hell no.
- Not a terrible product.
Dead skin cells ideally should be removed.
I just don't know.
It's a little rough for my taste.
- [Alexandra] It's a little weird.
- [Dr Mike] Just use a pumice stone.
- All right. Next.
- This is a dog tooth brush.
- [Andrea] Oh yeah, you put your finger in there.
- Yeah.
- Yay - How you doing?
- Bear. Remember how we do this?
Let's show them how we brush your teeth.
- Aw.
- Oh my goodness.
But don't you need to put... ugh.
I don't know why, but I don't like the noises it makes.
- The stinky breath.
(Laughing)
- I've never watched this before
- This is actually so cute
- Look how gross it is.
- Ew.
- Here can I put... - No!
It's stuck!
(laughs)
- Pull!
- Ugh!
Let's get rid of this.
Oh!
- You want to read it?
- White lungs, supports respiratory health,
supports lung health.
They just said the same thing
in two different bullet points.
- They're going to take the image of me holding it.
And they're going to put it on their website.
- I've never trusted an FDA approved sticker less.
- And no harm done. - It says manufactured
in an FDA inspected facility.
It doesn't say that it's an FDA approved product.
- Ah, okay, you have to read the small print.
- This shouldn't be near Andrea 'cause...
- Oh, out of the reach of children.
Yeah, please be careful.
- So that means you guys can take them.
How are we going to know if it works or not
if someone doesn't take it?
- You're going to take it. - Yeah Andrea.
- No! Keep out of it for children. I'm out for this one.
- Yeah. You're not going to reach for it.
We're just going to feed it.
Vitamin K, Butterbur, Quercetin, Bromelain?
- What are they supposed to help you with?
- You could get white lungs.
- I'm really intrigued. I want someone to try them.
- Yeah, Why don't you try it, Andrea?
- No!
- I don't recommend that you try them.
In fact, the big problem with these supplements,
not specifically just cause their wish.com,
is they're not evaluated by the FDA
and me and you can right now start a supplement company,
put stuff in a little vegetable capsule
and say it's Andrea's and Alex's magic potion
that helps you play chess...
- [Both] That's a great Idea.
- We should sell that to our audience.
- Have you heard of athletic greens?
- Oh yeah, what do you think about those?
- So Basically,
There's just a powder with a ton of different vitamins.
- Just eat the foods.
- What if you don't have time to make the foods?
- You do.
I see that, what you spend your time on.
- What do you mean? What do I spend my time on?
- You're really bad at poker. So like you could...
- We took all your money!
How much did you lose last night?
- Okay.
Here you can do this one.
- Okay!
- E M S muscle trainer.
Ah, We have a sexy couple!
- Why is it?
- Sex sells. - Everything is Sexy!
- What does this have to do with muscle training?
- Oh! It's for your biceps.
- [...] I think it's the left image there.
- What!?
- Try putting it on my butt.
- It's not gonna work on pants.
You need to go in the bathroom,
put this on your butt cheeks, put your pants over it.
- No! - Put it on your butt cheeks.
- Just do it on my biceps.
- No you have to put on your butt cheeks
Dude!
Look at the photo. It's on the butt cheeks!
- Put it on my biceps - Put it on the butt cheeks!
- Here, go.
- Butt cheeks!
- [Both] Butt Cheeks! Butt Cheeks! Butt Cheeks! Butt Cheeks!
Butt Cheeks! Butt Cheeks! Butt Cheeks! Butt Cheeks!
- I had 7 year olds on the channel
they behaved better than this.
- Butt Cheeks! - Butt Cheeks!
- Everyone say it with me!
- The only thought going through my head right now
is that the person sitting to my right went to Stanford.
(giggles)
- Doesn't mean I'm not fun! - This is Ivy League Material?
- Wait, hold on.
Oh, it's Burning.
- (gasp) Really? Is it getting hot?
- No, no, like it tingles.
- Doesn't feel like it's doing anything.
- Hold on. (clicking sound)
- Oh! Oh!
- Okay, take it off, take it off!
- I feel it, I feel it. - I don't like that.
- Oh, I feel it. - Does it hurt?
- You should try it.
- That can't be good if you react like this.
- Look at what it's doing to my skin.
- So dramatic. - Stop complaining.
- You're such a baby!
You have like a tiny dash of,
- Oh No! - You know what, do it!
- Come on, Andrea, show him who the real man is.
- OH! - Oh, exactly!
(giggles)
- Ah, I don't like that. Oh!
I'm getting electrocuted.
- I don't know if I want to try this.
- You have to, you have to.
You don't have a choice.
- Do you feel it or no?
- Yeah. It feels good!
- Really? - She likes pain.
- Yeah.
(giggles) - She's so weird!
- Yeah. I feel the pain.
It's making my fingers...
- But it's not safe though.
Yeah, I don't like the tingles.
- Like it's actually forced.
I can't, I can't, I can't,
I can't control my finger moving when it happens.
- Uh oh. - Uh oh!
Oh no. Play music to your baby?
Well, how the hell are we going to test this?
Alex's due date isn't coming up yet.
- So we're going to play music voice recordings
of loved ones and more to a baby while in a womb.
- Do you think the baby actually hears any of this?
- You know what's funny?
If I was a better doctor and a smarter human
I'd probably know like
at what stage does the baby develop hearing.
- Can start to hear at 15 weeks.
- 15 weeks? - Inside the belly?
- Yeah. - Oh.
- It doesn't even work!
- How do you guys function on live stream?
- It doesn't even stick! - It's really chaotic.
- My bowels are appreciating the sounds of the doctor.
- Can you feel the vibrations?
- Wait, wait, put on the Botez Live poker.
- Oh no! You should put on the music that helps you poop!
(music plays)
- This is becoming very medically illiterate.
- So it's literally just a (pew) the speaker.
- All right, we need the price quote.
- $30 - 9.99
- $20 - $39USD!
- What?
- We should do a competition.
Who can guess the closest?
Loser has to eat all the pills.
- Andrea, that's malpractice!
Let's do it after the video.
- After the stream! - Yeah!
- Okay! - Let us see...
- Some snackies!
I was right.
- Do you throw it on the ground and they pop?
- Aw, he just put his little face on my foot.
That was so sweet!
- Green? 30 pieces?
- Oh, maybe it's like skinny tea or something.
Okay, We'll each make our own guess.
Whose ever closest, loser has to eat the pill.
- No!
- So this is a Chinese evil removal kit.
- Okay? - Come on Alex.
- The way it works
You unwrap one of those little smelly balls
and then you put that inside of your belly button
and then you cover it with the patch
and you leave it in there
and then eventually pull it off to remove the evil.
- Okay? - I don't like this.
- You're supposed to unwrap it.
- I don't think I should unwrap it.
- You should put it in the bellybutton.
- Look at it. - Just do it, Mike!
- It does look like a piece of poop.
- It looks like a little turd.
- All right, I'm putting it in.
- You should put it in all the way.
- All right.
Maybe he'll be a nicer man. - Yeah.
- The Features are evil removal, dampness, evil removal,
- I need dampness.
- Healthy weight loss,
- Look how sweaty it is. - Weight loss?
- Improve stomach upset, Improve cold uterus...
- This sounds like a miracle product.
- This solves all my problems.
I'm excited.
- All right, I'm going to stick it in your belly button
Hopa!
- Watch, we're going to start getting like a reaction
to like the glue one.
- I'm the only one who's going to be okay.
- What if, what if.
- Well I wasn't gonna to have kids anyway.
- Oh, it actually smells gross.
- It's extracting evil,
obviously it's not gonna smell great.
- Yeah, what do you think it's going to smell like, perfume?
- What, you think evil smells like flowers?
- Spirits - Hold on.
- Ah! Every time!
- I feel the old spirit.
I'm gonna take this off.
- Mine's artificially come off.
- Yours gave up!
- [All] Oh! - Why'd it goo out?
- Ew, my area's red now!
- That actually look's pretty gross!
- Why'd it just goo out like that?
- Wait let's see yours Andrea!
- [Both] EW! - My turd did nothing.
It even, it didn't even stay.
- Why are you looking away? Oops!
- Sexy bodies. Slimming essential oil.
- Oh, now we have essential oils that slim.
- Usage: After cleaning the skin with hot towels,
apply proper amount of essential oil
to the fat part of the body.
- Oh my god. - Massage
for five to 10 minutes until the fever disappears.
- [All] Fever?
- It's like a thermo genic? What is it?
- Dude you have to try this one!
- No! Absolutely not!
This is going straight in the trash
and I'm suing this company after.
- It has Rosemary, Evening Primrose, Spicy mint, Ginger.
- I mean, I'm sure it smells great.
- All right Doctor, you're the Guinea Pig this time.
- No, that's what it says on the label!
You don't even know,
you're acting like you have trust in this company.
- Never try stuff like this! - Sometimes,
you just have to give in to the other side, Mike.
- It's like the Pope.
Do what he says, not what he does.
Yeah. Be like the Pope.
- Okay, tell us what it smell like.
- It should smell like grapefruits
and rosemary and coffee...
Doesn't smell like that.
- By the way, the brand that makes this
is called clothes of skin.
- Oh God.
- Here, I got you this.
- Intelligent cervical massage instrument.
- Where's your cervix?
(pats)
- Where specifically?
- In the uterus.
- It's the opening of the uterus.
- Isn't that what hurts if people hit it?
(laughs)
- Or is that something else? I thought that was true!
- I mean anywhere in the human body hurts if you hit it.
- How can it massage something that's inside?
- What other part of your body is called cervical?
- The Human Spine? We'll start from the bottom.
- Okay. - Coccygeal,
- Okay. - Lumbar,
- Lumbar support, okay. - Thoracic.
And then what's after Thoracic?
- Cervical. - Cervical?
- Oh! - It's a Neck Massager.
- Yeah, I had a feeling you don't put this inside of you!
(laughs)
- Okay. Pull it. - Opa!
- It looks like the collar from like,
Minority report or something.
- I think we tried something like this before.
This looks kind of cool!
- It actually it does look really cool.
- All right. - I don't like anything
with electrodes this close to the brain.
- But how's this supposed to work?
This stuff is supposed to heat up.
The glued part.
- No, not heat up.
It shoots electrical signals.
that stimulate the muscles of your neck.
This is what physical therapists, if you ever seen,
like stick on an electrode and then you see your muscle like
shutter or whatever, it's causing the muscle to contract.
- Okay. - And why is that good?
So basically your body heals itself
through blood flow and circulation.
And if I want to use my injured quad,
- I have to do this, Right? - Right.
- But that could be like a really big motion
and if my joint hurts or if there's a big damage there,
that's going to be very painful.
But if I can do it on a low setting,
the electrode stimulate the muscle, bring blood flow there
so it heals without using it
and putting force on it could be a win.
- I wouldn't use this. - You're too careful.
- Like it has electrodes on it!
- You take too many precautions.
- Ha! Oh, Bear!
It electrocuted me.
- It did? - Yeah.
It tingled my fingers. I'm so sorry bear.
- I don't think bear can get electrocuted by it.
He doesn't have skin.
The lesson we learned here today is do not buy
medical or health products off wish.com
at least without checking with your doctor first.
And check out my video,
watching bizarre health videos right here!
- Stay happy and healthy!
(clicks tongue)
(laughs)
- Dude, you're so sweaty! - It's really hot in here!
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