Hey guys, I don't have any of the equipment I normally have
unfortunatly, but that's not gonna stop me from making
so lets go ahead and start with that
Thingy Number One:
They're so freaking easy to lose!
Emo Charlie: Hey dad have you seen my phone?
Dad: What?
*Lawnmower Noises*
Ohhhh....
Onision: Thingy Number Two:
Incredibly awkward/annoying ringtones!
Emo Charlie: I love you so much it hurts my cold dying decrypt grey heart
??? : Yeah listen, I don't think-
*Ringtone*
The fuck is that fake ass ringtone!?
Emo Charlie: I'm sorry (akward noises) *whispered: Shut up.*
???: Oh my god are you fucking serious with that ringtone?
Onision: The fact that they're often used to Universly signify how boring you are, here's what I mean
Emo Charlie: hey dad come check out this video I made
Dad: Alright cool what's this?
*song*: Girl you never knew that I - Emo Charlie:isn't it freaking awesome?
Dad: *fake laughter* Cool..
Emo Charlie: Means alot you're checking it out though, *chuckle*
Dad: Whoa...
*Song continues to play*
Emo Charlie: YOU'RE NOT EVEN PAYING ATTENTION!!!!
Thingy Number 4:
Thinking somebody relevant finally called you when in fact
it's just the telemarketer
Emo Charlie: Just call me please call me!
Come on...
*Ringtone*
Telemarketer: Hello sir, would you like your tic-tac penis to be medically altered to be the
size of a footlong?
Emo Charlie: Why would I do that?
Telemarketer: So act today! With doggy-dong penis enhancement pills!!
Midget dick!
Emo Charlie: OH!!!
Thingy Number 5:
Those pesky contracts that is a total pain to get out of!
Dad: Hello. I'd like to cancel my cell phone with you.
Contracter: Alright! Are you sure we can't change your mind?
Dad: Did I fuckin' stutter?
Contracter: Okay sir, that'll be $542.
Dad: Listen, I don't know who you are, but I can tell you
I don't have money
What I do have are a particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a
very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you
Contracter: Yes sir, I saw that movie and you still owe us money
Dad: Oh...
Thingy Number Six:
At first (a phone) would seem like an awesome gift from your parents when in fact it's just
another method of them controlling you.
*ringtone*
Emo Charlie: *sigh*
Should I answer it?
If I do he's probably
gonna make me come home
But if I don't, he'll probably take my phone away..
hello?
COME HOME.
Emo Charlie: FUCK!!!
Thingy Number Seven:
Insane and unfair overage fees!
Dad: HEY SON!? Can you step outside outside with me for a sec?
So, uh..
Tell me again what was it daddy said about watching netflix on your phone
Emo Charlie: It just slipped my mind
Dad: Yeah, Yeah,
*Gunshot*
Dad: Okay, good talk.
Thingy Number 8:
Those awkward moments when you need bars
on your phone but you in fact have zero.
*Automated Message*: We're sorry, but your phone is out of range...
Go fuck yourself.
*Gunshot*
*Music*
*Gunshot*
*Music*
*gunshot*
*Music*
*Gunshot (x3)*
Thingy Number Nine:
People for some reason pretend that the microphone on their cellphone on their
their cell is broken and therefore raising their voice in public to an
obnoxious extent
???: OH MY GOD RIGHT!? JASON IS SUCH A FUCKING LOSER
IT'S LIKE EVERYBODY I TALK TO IS A FUCKING LOSER
*still screaming* I mean get real people!
Thingy Number 10
Losing all awareness of your surroundings when
heavily texting and other application utilization
Dad: Hey are you plan on taking out the garbage anytime today?
hello?
I'll pay you.
10 bucks.
A hundred bucks!!
Hello!?
I'm gonna shoot this fucking pellet at your head
really!?
Fuck you!
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(Subtile Authers in description)
COME HOME.
FUCK!