Do you have a little time for saving the planet?
No, I don't! No, I don't!
But you have time to hide in a bush?
It's important to me, so I make the time.
Pardon me, do you want clean air?
[ Horn honks ] We're not asking for anything!
Just handing out information!
Woman: That's not a risk I'm willing to take!
Sorry, babe.
I'm sure we can trick somebody into taking a flyer.
We're not trying to trick anybody, Jeff.
Really? [ Sighs ]
All I'm trying to do is make the world a better place.
Beep! Beep! Backing up, backing up!
[ Horn honks ] Hey, you don't own the roads!
Roger? Dr. Sunny Sunderson.
If you or anyone you know is interested in going solar,
fill one of these out
and leave it in that dead ficus tree on 18th Street.
I won't let the USPS on my property
'cause I don't engage with any business
that produces greenhouse gases.
I use no fossil fuels!
"Dr. Sunny Sunderson's SunSuckers."
Wait, is this one of your blowjob businesses?
Dr. Sunny Sunderson's SunSuckers is one of the cleanest
and greenest businesses in the world!
Just loaded up on supplies.
Seaweed sheet?
Wait, Roger, you really own a solar business?
Want to come see my shop? Might as well.
What's the address? No.
You come with me or you don't come at all.
But we have Jeff's van. No fossil fuels!
[ Horn honks ] Man: Come on, move the tricycle, pal!
This is a recumbent bike, buddy.
More like a repugnant bike.
Oh, yeah? Well, try this on for size.
[ Grunts ]
Yeah, you better run --
Oh, he's not running, he's getting out.
Everyone on the bike! Let's go!
My SunSuckers perform better
than any other solar panel on the market
'cause they don't just capture the sun, they suck it in.
This is great.
I didn't know you had personas who cared
about the greater good.
Yeah, they care so I don't have to.
Hey, Dale, how's the wife?
She came back!
Are you installing my final solar panel today?
Hey, I gave you my six-month guarantee,
and then a couple of four-month guarantees,
and then my famous 29-month guarantee,
and I finished only three months late.
I came up with the idea for the SunSucker
while scuba diving out in Mollusk Bay.
I almost got my face ripped off by an octopus.
As it brought me into its siphon, I thought,
"What if I could do this to the sun?"
And suck it in!
Exactly.
Now I'm gonna use it to turn Langley Falls
completely solar.
That's amazing. [ Horn blares ]
[ Screaming ]
We're good. Everyone's good.
Built it all myself,
everything running off SunSuckers, of course.
This is a real solar company.
Of course it's real. Why wouldn't it be real?
It's just always so hard for me to understand what you can do.
I mean, this looks like a lifetime's worth of work,
and yet I know yesterday,
you spent the whole day as taco inspector Feliz Nachodad.
So you do understand.
Now let me show you the beads.
My beautiful beads.
This full tub represents all the pollution in Langley.
Each bead is 1,000 tons of carbon dioxide.
I never do anything to add to this pile.
And every time I install a solar panel,
I move one bead to mark my progress.
That's the fifth unit I've installed
in the last 2 1/2 years.
And I'm not stopping 'til I fill the whole thing.
But it's gonna take you like 1,000 years to do that.
Okay?
And these are all customers you don't have time to get to?
I'm going as fast as I can!
Unless you know a better route
to recumbent bike cycle into town,
because that commute alone takes up 95% of my day.
Yes! We can use Jeff's van.
No fossil fuels!
No, listen, it would just be in the beginning,
and in the long run -- You're trying to trick me.
I will not be tricked again!
I was on the Bell Labs crew that designed
the first commercial silicon solar cell in 1954.
I had big dreams, the kind of dreams
I would never share with you.
Like what dreams?
Like a giant needle to the sky with a SuperDuperSunSucker
on top that could power an entire town.
Hey, I said I wasn't gonna share my dreams with you.
Last time somebody promised to help me,
I was tricked into accidentally designing
the F-350 Super Duty truck for Ford Motor Company.
We're not trying to trick you.
Really?
I work alone now, just like the sun.
But don't you see?
That's why the sun is so sad.
Someday I'll find someone to share this life with.
Why can't you see me?