once upon a time Vaporwave totally boned Seapunk
and they had a baby together named ocean grunge
who happened to be super retro 90's and also super Nintendo angsty
who was also obsessed with nihilism and statues of Zach Galifianakis with abs
in this video tutorial i will teach you how to mix the two aesthetics into one depressingly
reverbed distorted cocktail
now if you google ocean grunge the first result should be the ocean grunge subreddit which
began AUGUST 10 2014
as we all know once something has it's own subreddit... it all goes down hill from here
look at all these images of the ocean looking grungy.
this is what the aesthetic is all about.
you got to make a track that sounds just like this picture looks
or this one
look at this person drowning their sorrows in the grunge
look at all these jelly fish
okay here's the sub reddit you click on it
and this is where we learn how to make ocean grunge
normally when i go on reddit the first thing i do is go on top because
click here and you can see the top things of all time
here's post Vaporwave pollution so make a track that looks like that
here's the MU ocean grunge essential these are the only ocean grunge things that
have ever been made and thats what it looks like
here's the ocean grunge essential guides
ocean grunge is electronic music genre that emerged in early 2014
influenced by early Vaporwave Grunge NU METAL WTF
it is said to be a reflection of the godlessness and hopelessness of contemporary western society
so you're basically making music that they can play on the radio
it needs to have pictures of this dude pictures of this guys mustache
you have to wear this you have to drink ocean water
and that's how you get it these are the most popular oceans
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nice aesthetic!!!
that wasn't very ocean grunge of you FUCK YOU WHALE!
I know it was a dolphin...
I know my animals
Now lets look up ocean grunge on bandcamp you click on this
this is the first ever result on BANDCAMP as you can see it's an acoustic song from
someone from SANTA barbara and there's a fine looking lady who i think
is the artist of this album looking inside a crocodile for things.
lets listen to this track
:sad ocean noises plays softly:
here's another ocean grunge track called wraps legs around your body as i sit indian
style across from you pushing my dick into yours Robin Williams was on coke rest in peace
Robin Williams
so now that we have listened to ocean grunge we now know how to make an ocean grunge track
so for this ocean grunge track I sampled a NIRVANA called SAPPY which is one of my favorite
NIRVANA songs and I slowed it down and put a bunch of effects on it
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND yeah
It it... ititititiitit...
If you want to download this track go ahead, and I put the stem loops in the thing if you
wanna do things to the things if you have FL STUDIO!
fun wacky I'm relatable outro social media perhaps
FAN SHOUT OUTs ATHEIST JESUS SATAN for designing this plastic
aesthetic bottle filled with my blood and semen
TROPICALWOLVES.TUMBLR.COM for this aesthetical beach party windows XP
WHY.JPG on insta for this DEATH GRIPS BROOKWWSEA on insta for this JESUSJAVCEE
and to ALEXANDER.
M for asking for a shout out you get one
Also if you purchased my mixtape for $10 or more expect something personal in an EMAIL
from me coming soon.
Thank you for watching please don't do heroin No seriously it fucks you up forever.