What's up guys today? We are doing a creepy video. It's not scary because of the daytime ha.
I feel like daytime makes everything less scary. Today, we're reading another yarn text /chat story.
If you guys don't know what the yarn this app is, it's basically a bunch of stories.
They have scary, they have funny, they have creepy, creepy and scary is the same thing, right?
I'll leave a link in the description below so you can download the yarn app. It's a lot of fun.
We're gonna be reading mystery dog today. "Would you pick up a dog off the street after reading this?" oh!
Relatable, relatable, because I do know somebody that just recently adopted a street dog,
but anyways, let's get started! Julia's like "Where'd you get this dog?" "I found her behind her house in the woods." Why! Okay, the woods?
Nothing good ever happens from the woods! I was actually terrified of the woods behind my house growing up.
"She's sleeping at the end of my bed, but she's been acting a little weird."
"Her eyes are so human like."
"Okay... I'm sure she's fine, we will be back tomorrow." "We're dropping her off at the shelter"
"SHE'S DOING IT AGAIN!"
"What???"
"She slowly turns around and looks at me. I dont know why." Calm down!
It's just a dog, she wants to know what you're doing!
I mean, I mean I have dogs that like, sit turn around, and look at me all the time, but I'm not like, MOM! SHE'S DOING IT, AGAIN!!!
Now, Y'all need to chill. "Her eyes are freaking me out"
"and she's making this weird sound, but her mouth is closed"
I can make weird sounds with my mouth close
(Makes noises)
"maybe pet her? help her go to sleep"
"Fine" "Her fur feels so fake"
Bruh! This shelter dog ain't Gucci! Bruh! What do you mean fake?!
It ain't no purebred, Lumpy, your fur feels fake. Is it fake or is it Gucci?
Are you Gucci?
Is you Gucci?
Imagine Lumpy with some human eyes.
Is, Is that what you meant?
Oh, she's so soft. This is definitely some real fur, some real, quality luxury, fur. You wanna read
a dog story with Mommy? Read a dog story with mommy, okay?
"did you feed her?" Her fur ain't Gucci it's fake, because you didn't feed her!
"yes but she didn't eat" Okay, she wanted filet minon! Okay, you've given her like dry food! Dogs, don't like dry food,
they don't, they don't not eat dry food unless they're dying, isn't that right?
"She keeps making this weird sound!" make a weird sound for mommy. What, what is this weird sound the dog he's making, huh?
Tell me. "Google it"
My puppy dog is making a weird sound,
help. "It sounds like she's yelling" "what do you mean?"
"It sounds like she's screaming"
"But she's not opening her mouth" Maybe feel her throat see if something is stuck in there" "OMG"
It's just a pic of a dog. Julia is typing, type faster, Julia.
Come on, what's up? What's up Julia?
"There is a zipper under her fur that wraps around her neck"
Okay!
"zipper??"
"yes but its sewn into her skin"
"Mom what is wrong with her? She sounds like shes mumbling words"
"Julia, do not do anything."
"We are coming home"
"Julia????" Put the dog outside!
Simple as that! Take the dog,
carry it, it's just schnauzer. It looks like it's like small. Just pick up take it back into the woods, problem solved!
I don't have to deal with this shit ever again. What's up Julia? Gonna, you gonna take it back?
Moving on to episode two! "Mom,
I'm scared she keeps looking at me and making sounds." "Do not do anything until we get home" "Mom her tongue is so dry"
Bruh, why you feeling her tongue for, that's like such a weird
observation. I'll let her lick me and her tongue was dry. I
mean, sometimes Lumpy's tongue is dry. Come on, stick it out?
Do you see it? You're not broken, like this dog. There's nothing wrong with you, right? "Try giving her water" "Okay"
"She's drinking it I think."
"Good." "Omg, no' wait."
What's it doing now?
"What now!??"
"The water is just falling out of her mouth"
"Like her face is numb or something" "OMG OMG MOM"
"There is blood around the zipper." "Is the zipper like a coat zipper?"
"YES MOM, LIKE A NORMAL ZIPPER" What kind of zippers you lookin at cuz, it ain't a Gucci zipper.
"okay, just don't touch it." Take the damn dog and put him in the woods! "I think she's hurt, I think that's why she's yelling"
Dogs don't yell, they whimper! Thank you mom, don't you know what a dog does?!
"Honey, I'm telling you""DON'T"
"TOUCH" "HER" "Wait until your father & I are home."
But what if the doogie wants love? You have to touch a doggie if the doggie wants love.
No, seriously, why isn't this dog back in the woods?
"But mom...It's crying louder and louder.." "I can't just sit here and do nothing."
"She's bleeding."
"more and more now" I mean first she got human eyes,
then her fur feels fake, and then the toungue is drier. Are you sure this is a dog? I mean,
he's got a zipper, it could be like anything under that zipper. "We're almost there, just sit still."
huh
"I can't wait it's yelling." AHHHHHHHHH
That ain't so bad.
"I have to help it..."
"Stop WOOlia"
"There's something inside of her mom, I'm unzipping it"
NOO! DON'T!
WHY!
Why would you unzip the zipper?!
Why?
Stop, I really don't like this.
"Julia?"
"Honey, are you there?"
"I pulled down the bloody zipper..."
and BOOM!
"it's a girl mom"
"She's covered in blood.'
She's just looking at wait, wait, wait. Like a, like a baby?! Like, like a baby?!
There's a baby inside of a dog, a fake, is the dog fake?
The dog is fake. I don't know what's going on here. "Stop it or I'm going to call the police"
Damn, you gotta exposed your daughter like that? You're gonna call the police on her?
"She's mumbling something, hold on.." There was a girl inside of a dog!
Let me check you for a zipper real quick, is, is there a zipper in here?
You know, sometimes Lumpy makes weird sounds at night. Oh look, her tongue, by the way, it's dry.
Look at it, it's dry, isn't it?
Okay, there we go, I
fixed it. She keeps singing "Daddy Is Going To Be Upset, Daddy Is Going To Be Upset"
I don't know, maybe it's because you are living in a dead dog or something. Like, imagine, you unzip a dog
and there is a baby in it!
I'm so confused right now. Okay. What is Mom trying to say?
"Is that you at the door Mom? I just heard a loud knock."
"I'm coming down now..."
Should we go to episode three or should we not go to episode three? I think we should wait...
We're gonna do a part two of this! If you guys want to read the rest of this, make sure you download the yarn app
I'll leave a link in the description below, and
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I love you guys so much. Thanks for watching, bye guys! What happens to the dog?
What happens next?
Find out next time on next episode of Dragon Ball Z...