♪ Just a normal girl ♪
♪ From a normal world ♪
♪ But then for some dumbass reason ♪
♪ Now I'm famous and rich ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Lianna Indiana, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ I'm famous ♪
♪ Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
- Oh boy.
I didn't sleep a wink last night being famous is so hard.
(audience laughs)
- Good morning, best friend.
- Good morning, Becky my quirky best friend.
Ooh! - Ooh!
I love citrus and I wear bracelets.
(audience laughs)
- Ooh, hey, what's that smell?
- Oh, I'm making breakfast in the kitchen.
We ran out of eggs so I used golf balls.
(audience laughs)
- Becky!
- I'm so random!
(Becky laughs)
Hey, C!
- What's up?
It's me Chody, the other best friend
who's definitely not in love with the main character.
- Oh, hey, Chody!
You're such a good friend and nothing more.
- Yeah.
(audience laughs)
- And I am Beauregarde your butler.
Because their needs to be at least one adult in the cast.
Now you better not to get up to any shenanigans.
- Who wants poached golf balls?
Oh!
(audience laughs)
- Oh dear!
♪ Oh oh, I'm richer than your dad. ♪
- 494, 495, 496, 497, 498, 499, and 500.
All right.
I'm all warmed up for my big singing concert tonight.
- Lianna, shouldn't you be doing vocal warmups
instead of jumping jacks?
- Oh Chody, you're such a good friend
I'd never be interested in.
- I love you.
- What was that, Chody?
- Nothing.
(audience laughs)
- Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
- What is it, Beauregarde?
- The car won't start.
- That doesn't make sense.
I filled up the tank yesterday.
- With what?
- Fruit punch.
- Becky! - Becky!
- What?
I'm so random!
- Now the car can't run at all.
- Guys, I gotta get to the concert tonight.
Justin Bieber is gonna be there.
- Don't worry.
I'll figure something out.
- Oh dear!
♪ Oh no, conflict, no ♪
- Sweet giblets, "Lianna Indiana" will be right back.
- [Narrator] Blake was just a normal kid.
- My life is so boring all the time.
- [Mom] Blake, you're gonna be late for school!
- Oh!
Oh man!
- [Narrator] But a pair of shorts will change that forever.
- Oh, these shorts stink!
Guess it's all I got.
Whoa!
- [Narrator] It's the Disney Channel original movie
"The Curse of the Shorts."
- No one's ever gonna believe this all the time.
- [Narrator] Next up on Disney Channel it's
"Cat With a TikTok."
- Hey, I'm Shayne Topp from "So Random."
- And I'm Damien Haas from "So Random."
- And you're watching Disney Channel!
(Shayne and Damien laugh)
(Damien cries)
- Oh my God, what have I done?
No!
I wanted to be the more famous one but not like this!
(Damien gags)
♪ Oh no, what's gonna happen next ♪
(audience laughs)
- The concert is in less than an hour
and we still have no way of getting there!
- I have a car.
I could drive you.
- Oh Chody, only boyfriends and girlfriends drive
in cars together.
- Yeah.
Right.
(audience laughs)
- I know!
We can all hop on an ostrich and ride it there.
- Becky, where can we get an ostrich?
- I know a guy.
Oh wait, he fled the country.
(audience laughs)
- Miss Lianna, someone with a very fancy car has come,
and they're asking for you.
- Huh?
Who?
- Mr. Justin Bieber.
(audience cheers)
- Hey-
(audience cheers)
I-
(audience cheers)
Shut the (beep) up!
I was heading to the concert
and was wondering if you needed a ride?
- Oh no, I'm good.
- Lianna!
- Oh!
Right!
(Lianna laughs)
Okay, sure, thanks!
- Awesome.
My lambo's right out front.
- Take a snack for the road.
- Is this a poached golf ball?
(audience laughs)
- Yep.
♪ Yummy yum ♪
(audience cheers)
- Well, that was lucky.
- Wait, did Lianna remember her microphone?
- Of course she did, it's right here!
(Becky gasps)
- Oh dear.
(audience laughs)
- [Director] Cut!
- All right, (beep) dude.
Oh my God.
This wig is killing me!
- Then take it off.
- Can I get some water?
(beep)
- Cocaine?
Cocaine?
- Yeah, give me some cocaine!
Are we done?
How many takes are we gonna do?
- I can't be in a room with these people for any longer.
- I have to go to D23 right now!
I have to meet a bunch of slobbery kids.
I hate this.
How many seasons is this show gonna go for?
- It's gonna run forever 'cause I need that money, okay!
- This is hell!
My literal hell!
- Should've stayed in England.
- I hate you.
- My head is shaved under this hair.
- How's Hailey?
- Don't (beep) ask me that!
- Okay.
We got a celeb here.
(beep)
Everybody in my Chrysler.
Now!
Not a Chrysler.
- No, not going in a Chrysler.
(beep)
- Oh my God!
What have I done?
Why do I kill?
(Damien gags)
I gotta get outta here.
You're okay.
He's okay.
(Shayne laughs)
- My just standing decapitated.
(beep)
- Mr. Justin Bieber.
(woman cheers)
- [Justin] Hi.
(woman cheers)
Hi.
(woman cheers)
Shut the (beep) up!
(beep)
- I'm 35.
(Shayne laughs)
- So am I.
(everyone laughs)
- [Director] Okay, cut.
(beep)
- I'm exhausted.
- God damn it!
- It was Kimmy all along.
- Streamers in my mouth, I mean like (beep)
- This wig is killing me!
- This isn't a real door.
- This sucks!
I hate this studio!
- The color pink sickens me.
- I'm 13 but I know about safe sex.
Oh, okay.
- Does it work?
- Girl, it doesn't.
- Oh, damn.
(everyone laughs)