- What do you guys want to do for lunch?
- I don't know, candy?
(Mary Poppins theme music)
- Good morning, I'm the new nanny.
- Mary Poppins you came!
- Indeed, now where are my charges?
- Duh, we're right here!
- Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that I would be looking
after some children?
- Oh, I wrote that. We need help Mary Poppins.
- We're terrible at adulting.
- Adulting?
- Yeah, you know, doing grown-up stuff.
Like going to the doctor, cooking, paying taxes.
- Cars.
- Cars? Just the concept of cars?
Right, yes I do see that you do need my help.
So, ah let's start with some tidying.
♪ There's cleaning to be done but we can have some fun, ♪
♪ Why are you still sitting there not doing anything? ♪
- Oh we don't clean.
- You don't clean?
- No, we're grown-ups. There's no one forcing us to do
mundane life things, so we don't.
- How did all this fit in there?
- Good little girls don't go through other people's things.
- I'm not a girl.
- If you won't clean, let's start with something else.
When was the last time any of you went to the dentist?
(clicking sounds)
♪See your dentist once a year and you will have no fear ♪
- Where do I find a dentist?
- Oh your insurance provider should have a list of the...
- Is there a difference between a preferred provider and
a participating provider?
- Practically perfect plan participants
provide people plenty...
- Oh, I got frustrated and started watching this.
- (laughing)
- Well, did you at least eat anything today?
- I had, um, three cookies?
- I had a flavored condom.
- I had Grant's left-overs.
- Okay, so why don't I teach you all how to make yourselves
a balanced dinner?
♪ A simple cup of rice, ♪
What are you looking for now?
- I'm looking to see if there's like cereal or something
I can eat instead of cooking.
- Like a Think Thin?
- Making cereal doesn't count as cooking.
- Cooking is boring!
- Lots of adult things are boring, you do them anyway.
I mean, you don't enjoy paying your power bill, do you?
You do pay your power bill, don't you?
♪LADWP it powers you and me, hello! ♪
(laughing)
I'm making all these up on the spot, it's quite impressive.
- You can't swing into a river on a rope.
- No way!
- It never works.
- What is wrong with you?
- Well,
♪ Mary Poppins you know we, ♪
♪ - Lack accountability, when you grow up, ♪
- Ally, get out of my bag!
- There's someone in here!