WIL WHEATON: Greetings, puny earthbound humans.
I am Wilacti- corni- cus- ton Guy Man Face.
I am your Supreme Evil Galactic Planetary Ruling
Overlord King, as you can see by my kingly fez, which I am
wearing, thereby proving the incontestability of my supreme
leadership.
I'm here to tell you that I've have seized this week's
episode of TableTop.
It will be delayed and released next week.
This week, you will view a gag reel.
And you will enjoy it.
Next week, you will enjoy Eldersign, a dice game set in
the Arkham Horror universe, featuring Bill Prady, Felicia
Day, and Mike Morhaime--
and of course the human form I previously inhabited before I
was seized by our Benevolent Alien Galactial Over-Kings
Lords Faces.
Cower before me, humans!
Now enjoy.
When I was a kid, I--
MALE SPEAKER: Mark.
And with sound, action.
WIL WHEATON: [CRACKS UP]
The basic of--
The basic--
really?
My ability to [BLEEP]
up right before an airplane comes over that would ruin the
take is uncanny.
FEMALE SPEAKER: You're born with it.
WIL WHEATON: It's almost a super power.
Using the incredibly scien--
[BLEEP]
aaahhh.
Who will that winner be?
MATT MIRA: Let's say Pauly Shore.
What does he do?
Nothing.
But chicks.
WIL WHEATON: I'm sorry, actually, actually, you missed
a word here.
Famous.
MATT MIRA: Oh.
WIL WHEATON: All right.
The correct answer was me.
JONAH RAY: Once again, I thought you said famous.
FEMALE SPEAKER: And how are you doing on
your strategy so far?
JONAH RAY: Very well, I think.
FEMALE SPEAKER: I think so far I'm
doing great on my strategy.
JONAH RAY: Oh, sorry.
Sorry.
It's hard to be that much of an asshole two times in a row.
WIL WHEATON: Actually, if you can imagine, someone who says
all these things in an interview.
Sorry I'm late.
I was having sex with your spouse.
Don't be upset with me.
Your tits are splendid.
Is that a picture of your daughter?
How old is she?
Dear people watching this in Japan.
I'm not saying you should send me bloo--
I'm not saying you should send me a bloo-- boo-- why can't I
even say it?
Oh, well, is it just, is it just, it's so--
it's so hot in here.
It's got to be the flannel shirt.
Josh, you get not a point.
JOSH CAGAN: This is not going great.
JONAH RAY: This is a comeback.
I'm coming back.
I started off slow.
Hey, I was just like you, an idiot, but now I'm, now I'm
coming back.
WIL WHEATON: This card, this card?
[BLEEP]
you.
You're out of the game.
MATT MIRA: Whoa!
JONAH RAY: Hey!
Man, this guy just don't give a [BLEEP].
JOSH CAGAN: What--
ss--
the most confusing--
WIL WHEATON: I think the confusingest
thing ever, the confu--
What's the most effective way to shoot that
airplane out of the sky?
JONAH RAY: Since you guys are all tied, we'll do one more.
I'll be the judge, since I'm already the Supreme Winner.
And we can see who's going to be the tiebreaker.
WIL WHEATON: Producer says no.
JONAH RAY: OK.
WIL WHEATON: Producer says we're out of time.
JONAH RAY: We're-- this is not about the show anymore.
This is much bigger than you.
JOSH CAGAN: Come here, you.
MATT MIRA: Is it OK?
I don't know.
I don't know anything anymore.
He's dumb.
His hair's messy.
OK.