well someone please answer this phone
what do you want no employee wants to be
a squidward
will you let go of that stupid pizza
already
i can't it's for the customer who cares
about the customer
i do well i don't
oh it's been a thrill
serving you can i get some extra salt
we're all out
could you check now
the same old man crab sold the krusty
krab
that's a darn shame hey lady do you know
where we can get something to eat around
here
that's it i quit
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hurrying up william we're hungry over
here look at us
my kids haven't eaten a lot
[Applause]
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[Applause]
why do you want to eat this stuff anyway
mr squidward
but for every good employee there's one
who is not so good
let's see inattentive impatient
a glazed look in the eyes look carefully
at the
i really wish i weren't here right now
button
there's a name for employees like this
but we'll call him
squidward i'm getting paid overtime for
this right mr krabs
sorry can't hear you now let's see how
squidward prepares for his shift
remember no employee wants to be a
squidward order up squidward
all right
uh spongebob could i get one with less
fog sorry squidward mr krabs his orders
whatever here your third one crappy
patty
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on time percentage 100
another day another migraine
my on time 12
grain
what are you morons doing making a card
for mr krabs
to go with his new mattress oh i see
you're just kissing up to the boss to
make me look bad
well i won't stand for it give me that
card
trying to outsmart me will ya
there i signed it for all of us hey you
didn't even help pay
well here's your room oh enjoy your stay
who squidward wait
keep up the good work and there'll be
more where that came from
you're krabby patty sir hey squidward
cool rock i think you might need a
closer look
let me give you a hand i can't see
anything in here squidward
keep looking spongebob keep on looking
oh coldest crabs keep this place anyway
62 degrees oh that cheapskate
i'm gonna set it to a toasty 63.
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i ordered a couple krabby patties a
while ago and uh i'm wondering when
they'll be out
looks like i'm crushing your face
so will they be ready soon yeah yeah
yeah don't move too much it ruins it
so what do i do first fine
take a krabby patty and put it on the
grill
shouldn't you watch it why i don't think
it's going anywhere
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there's a slap you ordered enjoy
if you can choke it down
be rude to customers and insult food
nasally laughs
what spongebob will you stop crying
or the krabby patty fell on the floor
again baby patty
nothing volume
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let's see what really happened here
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faker not to mention you were sleeping
on a job
all right let me see that the krusty
krab work schedule
what's so great about this what's up
why it's my happy book the krusty krab
is where all of my happiest memories
occurred
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oops i accidentally burned up your
memories dad
yeah what's up are you not seeing the
line of people out there
what's the holdup with that new batch of
fricase what's the holdup you said it
took exactly 24 hours
i don't care if it isn't finished just
take the orders but i haven't even
sauteed it yet
whatever you say you know i love you
like a son
but you can't argue with a nickel
but hey what about me can i get fired
too
i'm afraid not squidward you've got
seniority oh yeah
squidward what is your problem my
problem is that you aren't working which
means
i lose m-u-n-e-e which means you lose
your
j-o-b remind me again is that good news
or
bad news tentacles i mean it you get
back to mind in that register
now look here plankton the loyal
employees
would never be taken in by such a
shallow display
one side cubby
hey what are you doing being evil
isn't that what you wanted aren't you
scared
boo hoo boo hoo do you expect us to cry
no mr bob i expect you to fly
okay squidward play time's over
this is getting a little intense here
too long have i suffered
living between you two ninis but now
now as dr negative i shall finally exact
my exquisite revenge
[Applause]
dad
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don't you go anywhere while i clean your
homey me
out of sight out of my mind
hey watch it i'm gonna wear
the secret formula
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well someone please answer this phone
i'm
busy what do you
want word what would mr krabs say
it's a krusty krab mr squidward we're
always polite to our billion customers
welcome to the krusty krab may i please
take your order
remember squidward service with a smile
here try one of mr krabs vintage
training devices
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may i please take your order