(upbeat techno music)
(dramatic music)
(electric crackling)
(screaming and stomping)
(evil laughing)
(adventurous music)
♪ Ultramechatron team go! ♪
♪ It's a giant battling, kicking, punching robot of ore ♪
♪ But it can only be controlled by the chosen four ♪
♪ So now they're working hard and live together in ♪
♪ The Ultramechatron ♪
♪ Ultramechatron Team Go! ♪
(infantile screaming)
- Ready team, let's go!
- Yeah!
- Come get some!
- Orange, what's happening?
Do you need me to move closer?
- I don't know what's going on, none of my punches can
connect.
- That's the power of the Baby Boomer,
he's somehow always out of touch.
- If you want to defeat me,
maybe you should work harder.
(laughing)
- Ugh, so exhausting.
- The most boring opinion.
- Such bull(beep)
- Brody is everything okay in the torso?
I'm detecting smoke.
- Oh, uh, yeah, um, yeah, must be something malfunctioning
with my Bachman Turner Overdrive.
- Your BTO? I replaced it yesterday it should be
taking care of business.
- Uh, I don't know what to tell you Trisha, I must be
working it overtime.
- Is that (sniffs) weed?
- Okay, here's the thing-
- Ugh.
- Brody!
- Come on!
- No, this is important, I actually work better when I'm
high.
- No you don't!
- No one performs better when they're high!
- It's a performance enhancing drug
(laughing)
(explosions)
It relaxes me.
Whoa, hey, see, if I weren't high I'd be really stressed
right now.
- Brody, you promised us before that you would stop
smoking in the middle of battle.
- What do you want me to do, vape?
- No I don't want you to vape!
Please can we talk about this some other time?
- Why?
(explosion)
- Oh (bleep), we've been disarmed.
- Okay, Brody, launch the nipple missiles!
- Would you stop telling me what to do?
- Launch the nipple missiles!
- I'm in charge of the torso, I think I know when to
launch the nipple missiles.
- Launch the nipple missiles!
- All right, launching the naval blockade.
- What? No!
(mechanical whirring)
- Huh, that's not what I expected to happen.
- Sorry Ultramechatron, looks like the only thing you'll
be winning today is a participation award!
(explosion)
- Wow, wait to go Brody, thanks to you we're gonna die in
the stupidest way possible.
- I'm gonna kill you like you killed fast casual
restaurants!
- Okay, we didn't kill fast casual restaurants.
- Give it a rest, they would've died on their own.
(electric crackling)
(mechanical whirring)
(cracking)
- What the hell just happened?
- Looks like if you just wait long enough,
the baby boomer dies on its own.
- Yeah!
♪Ultramechatron Team Go! ♪
- Well done, Ultramechaton team, once again you have
rescued the world from certain doom.
- Don't worry about the damage to the Ultramechatron,
my team is already repairing it.
- You should all be equally proud of yourselves.
- Yeah, about that-
- Yes, each of you deserves a perfectly identical
amount of praise, thank you all equitably.
- You're welcome.
- Captain Duke, this was yet another mission that almost
failed because of Brody.
He's so inconsiderate, he leaves his trash all over the
cockpit.
- Have you ever heard him chew before?
It's so gross, I can't even eat while he's eating
because it's so nasty.
- All of his personal grooming takes place in my cockpit,
why? Go to the bathroom, we have a bathroom, does he not
know that? It's disgusting.
- I'm sorry, wait, who are we talking about?
- Ugh, why is he even on the team?
- Because I have skills, okay?
I'm sick of you all thinking that you're better than me
because you're "smarter", or "stronger", or "better".
- That's right, I picked this team to defeat Galatax.
Brody, like all of you, has a role to play.
The tactical leader.
The skilled fighter.
The tech wunderkind.
And the party dude.
- What? No, I'm sorry, I thought you were gonna say that
I'm like the unexpectedly talented everyman underdog.
- No, you're the party dude.
- But why do we need a party dude?
- Because it rounds out the team.
- No, he's a huge distraction, and he never obeys orders!
- But I'm also like secretly very talented.
- No.
- Mmm, maybe I am the underdog, and you're also
underestimating me.
- Absolutely not, no you are accurately estimated.
- Then why am I on the team?
Wouldn't someone like Boshi be better?
- That's actually a very good idea.
- Boshi!
- No, no, Boshi sucks, it is the four of you and only
the four of you that can pilot the Ultramechatron
because-
- Um, ma'am?
- As you may have noticed, I am a giant floating head.
- No!
- The first thing I noticed I was like, "boom, that's a big
floating head." I said it in my head I was like "is this
rude to say out loud?" So I didn't, but I'm glad that
you said it.
- Well I am. It's true. And why is that Boshi?
Why am I a giant floating head, hmm?
- Uh, you see, a few years ago, I developed a device
that was supposed to transport Captain Duke into a parallel
universe.
(mystical music)
(electric crackling)
Instead it made her explode.
- Yeah.
- Sorry.
- My body was gone, but my mind survived, stretched
across the multiverse it was incredibly painful,
and it lasted forever.
- Sorry.
- I saw infinite universes, trillions of times we
were defeated by horrible monsters, and I saw one universe
where we prevailed, one with the four of you piloting
the Ultramechatron.
Fate has decided that you are all necessary in order to
defeat Galatax before his monsters kill us all,
and that Boshi does not deserve happiness.
- I said I'm sorry.
(sirens)
- Oh my god.
- An emergence from the portal.
- Go, fulfill your destiny.
- Wait, but we already changed to our street clothes.
- All of you!
- But we already changed.
- Then go get changed again!
- All right, let's do it team.
- Ultramechatron team, go!
- Woo!
(crashing)
- Hey guys, I'm sorry if I've been dragging the team
down.
- Oh, it's fine.
- Yeah, whatever.
- Don't worry about it.
- I really want to show you that I deserve to be on this
team, okay?
- Brody, you don't have to do that, just listen better
when people are talking.
- You know what, I don't care what anyone says,
I'm gonna prove to you all that I belong here.
- No, Brody-
- You don't need to do that.
- (bleep) what Duke says, (bleep) what you all say,
- No, no, no-
- Brody!
- Don't surprise us, it's not gonna impress us.
There it is!
- Gaze upon me, the Hypnopotamus! (laughs)
- What is is doing?
- Wait, Sarah, don't!
- Yes, I will control your mind just as I control my
body temperature by wallowing in the mud!
(laughs)
Look deep into my eyes.
- Yes.
- Now, sleep!
(crashing)
- Sarah? Sarah, wake up!
- Oh, (bleep), you fall under its control if you gaze into
its eyes.
(crashing)
(laughs)
- Your brains are as weak as your pathetic jaw strength!
- How can we fight it if we can't look at it?
- Just guess?
(action music)
(explosion)
- Dammit, what the hell is happening?
- All right, this is it, this is my moment to prove myself!
- Brody, don't!
- No, no, it's fine, it's just gonna take a second, okay?
- No, you can prove yourself by following orders!
- No, no, no, please we don't need this!
- It's just gonna take a second, it's just
gonna take second, it's just gonna take a second,
it's gonna be so quick, it's gonna be so quick, guys,
you'll see! You'll see I'm gonna be the hero here.
(mechanical whirring)
- Uh-uh, I said "sleep!"
- Huh?
- Brody?
- Oh (bleep) Brody!
- Brody, what's happening?
- No! I don't wanna!
- Oh my god, Brody is so stubborn that he's immune
to the Hyptopotamus!
- I'm not stubborn I just don't like people telling
me what to do, okay?
- That's stubborn.
- It's not stubborn.
- Sleep!
(clanging)
- Oh ho ho ho, we got 'em now! Okay, I'm just gonna
punch wildly, Brody, use the right adjust where to aim!
- Oh, now you're telling me what to do?
- Crap, his greatest strength is also his greatest weakness
is also his greatest strength.
- I'm telling you to tell us what to do!
- Ugh, fine, um, right foot.
- Let's go!
- Left foot.
- Okay.
- Hands on your knees, hands on your knees.
- This is the Cha Cha slide!
- The Cha what slide? I don't know what you're talking
about.
- Brody, stop (bleep)-ing around, you know the Cha Cha
Slide!
- The Cha Cha Slide!
- Oh, I guess you don't like it when other people tell you
what to do, huh? Huh, you don't like it as much as
anyone else does. Slide to the left!
- We're not doing the Cha Cha Slide!
(laughs)
- What the hell! I told you to slide to the left!
- I thought that was a joke!
- How is that a joke?
- Ugh! Just do what he says!
- All right, slide to the left!
Slide to the right!
Hands on your knees!
Three hops this time!
Okay, get funky with it.
Ah, yeah, get funky with it, lemme see ya get funky y'all.
Cha Cha real smooth.
- The hell is going on?
- Take it back now y'all.
- Sleep!
Why won't you sleep? Sleep!
- Everybody clap your hands!
(cheering)
- Ah.
- What happened?
- I'll tell ya what happened. I saved the day,
and it's all thanks to the awesome power of not
following directions.
- But also giving directions.
- Yes.
- Well, the important thing is that I'm a part of the team.
I really belong here you guys, ya know?
'Cause teamwork isn't about working hard all the time,
it's about doing the bare minimum until somebody
(bleeps) the bed, and then you do a little damage control,
and you can go back to coasting.
- That's not what teamwork is.
- Sure it is, I mean, how would you know?
You were sleeping on the job.
- I was hypnotized, you idiot.
- All I know is I came in here, you were taking a little
nap, and it was up to me to fix it.
- I was not napping, stop pushing that!
(overlapping conversation)
(dramatic orchestral music)
- Ah, it seems the Ultramechatron has defeated yet another
of my minions. The battle is lost, but the war rages-
what the- what the (bleep) is wrong with this thing,
is there-
Oh, it's lost the (bleep)-ing signal, (bleep), (bleep),
oh-
(laughs)
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- Ultramechatron team, whoa!
- Which Ultramechatron team member are you?
- Why would you even need to take that quiz, you
are Brody.
- Actually, I took it earlier, and it said I'm an Armand, so
- What?
- Yeah.
- The hell you are, I'm taking that quiz.
- Uh, me too!
- We're in the middle of battle!
- I've got my eyes on you, Ultamechatron.
- Okay, question one-