-Now, I thought I'd share some
of my favorite #WeddingFail
responses from you guys.
This first one is from @cjdoran11.
She says, "One of our friends was dancing
with a middle-age friend of the family.
He tied his tie around her head.
When he pulled it off, her wig came off with it."
[ Laughter and applause ]
-Oops.
-This one's from Hannah Sivongsak. [Suh-ve-nock]
Sah-ven-ock.
Hannah Sah-ven-ock.
[ Laughter ] -Hannah Sah-ven-ock.
-She says, "My husband is not a drinker,
but decided to do vodka shots
with practically everyone at the wedding.
He needed to be brought up to the hotel room
on a luggage cart.
[ Laughter and applause ] -Oh, wow!
-That's bad.
-I got a lotta baggage, baby.
[ Laughter and applause ]
-This one's from @GabiBracco.
She says, "The DJ played the wrong song
for the couple's first dance.
Instead of the U2 track they asked for,
he played "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For."
[ Laughter ]
No, he has! -No!
-They found what they're looking for.
Please shut this off.
Oh, my God.
This one's from @clarac91.
She says, "My black dress ripped at a wedding
and I used a black Sharpie
to color in my thigh so you couldn't tell."
[ Laughter and applause ] Yeah!
-No, that's called thinkin'.
[ Applause continues ]
-I have a feeling that you could still tell.
-Well. [ Laughter ]
-This one's from @AnnieHowington.
She said, "Our photographer
[laughing] Photoshopped Jesus into our wedding photo."
[ Laughter and applause ] Look at this.
[ Cheering ]
I mean, we're religious, but we didn't witness a miracle.
I mean, yeah.
[ Laughter ]
-Can you believe this?
-Yeah. And the wedding never ran out of wine.
-No. -It was unbelievable.
[ Laughter and applause ]
This one's from @EtEs97. [Ee-tez]
She said, "We requested a bus
to transport the seniors in the family to the venue.
It showed up fully loaded
with a stripper pole and disco lights."
[ Laughter and applause ]
[as senior] Alright, there!
Here we go.
[ Vuvuzela blows ]
Here comes Alum!
♪♪
-[Chuckling] -Next up, Metamucil!
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
Ensure!
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
AARP!
[ Vuvuzela blows ] ♪♪
[ Laughter ] Can't think of another one.
-I was looking over there. -Yeah.
-Try it again. Try it again.
-Yeah. Do one more.
♪♪
-Me? -Yeah, you.
Okay.
Give it up for...false teeth!
[ Vuvuzela blows ] [ Laughter ]
Do you have another one?
I can't think of another --
-Another elderly product?
-Yeah.
-Ovaltine?
-Geritol's good.
-Give it up for Geritol.
-Oh, Geritol's a good one. -Geritol's good.
[ Laughter ] ♪♪
-Put your hands together for...
Geritol! [ Vuvuzela blows ]
[ Cheering and applause ]
Oh, the tennis balls are off!
The tennis balls are off!
[ Laughter ]
Here comes Centrum Silver!
Yeah!
-This last one is from @thebaziness.
He says, "I tried to re-create the lift from 'Dirty Dancing.'
I cracked my wife's rib."
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