Get your hands off Kid Danger!
[screaming]
[grunting]
It’s Captain Man!
Alright, alright. That’s enough.
Calm down.
[grunting]
Kid Danger. Oh, my goodness. What a wonderful surprise.
Uh, yeah.
Listen, I heard you won tickets to the Hulkins concert.
Now… give ‘em to me.
Oh, I'd love to, but I've already invited three friends to the concert,
and I'm donating my other four to some poor children.
Wow.
- What? - You’re... you’re so nice.
Awe. You’re so nice for saying I’m so nice.
Would you like me to bake you a pie?
Give me my phone!
Well, rules are rules. So, they don’t just apply to other people.
Ow! Stop biting me!
- Just shut up. - No, you shut up!
You shut up! You shut up!
Okay!
I’m good!
I’m just gonna walk away!
- Good choice. - Well, that’s why I’m doing it.
- Fine. - But I'll be back
when you least expect it.
I’ll be here!
[groaning]
Hmm!
Sorry you had to see that. But uh…
[screaming]
I didn’t expect that! No! You do not get to--
- Stop it! - I get to take…
- No! This is not for you! - Yes it is!
- Stop it! - No!
[arguing]
- Stop it! - Stop !
- You have a… sickness! - No!
Gather up all the cotton candy!
- Uh huh. - Put it outside that door.
Then we get a hose and we spray down all the cotton candy
so it washes away.
Hey! You know what we can do in the meantime?
- What can we do? - No, what?
Woo hoo!
She makes a good point.
Woo hoo! Yeah!
Oh, great. So, you're a loser all by yourself?
That’s it.
[grunting]
No, Piper, no!
- She called me a loser! -They’re just words.
Just ignore her.
What’s that?
[buzzing]
- Emergency alarm. - Yes. Where are we going?
- You’re going home! - What?
Jasper, walk her home.
I think we all know I could not be trusted to do that.
Ugh! Come on. I’ll walk you both home.
Hey Charlotte,
have I ever told you the story of how I found out Henry was Kid Danger?
- I was there. - It all just kinda happened.
I was there!
Proud to be part of the team! Bye!
- Excuse me. Piper? - Yes?
Is there any way you could, uh, drive a little faster?
You need to drive faster.
But that would be speeding and I can’t break the law.
- Little girl, we are the law. - You need a drive faster.
[horn blowing]
Get outta the way!
Mm-hm, mm-hm.
Yeah, like 50.
- Wave. - Head nod.
- Wow. - Who are you talking to?
- One sec. No one. - Hmm?
I'm pretending to be on the phone so that Dad doesn't ask me
- to help him in the back yard. - What's he doing in the back yard?
Blasting K-Pop and building a roller skating rink.
Wait. Is he really building a roller skating rink?
Because I literally just made that up as an excuse to get out of work.
Wow! You really just made that excuse to get outta work?
Why are you making fun of me? I'm just saying a normal thing.
I’m just trying to communicate with my sister. I’m sorry.
Hey Henry!
- Piper, wanna come out back and… - Uh, like, 50?
Oh, sorry. Still on the phone.
Hey Henry, you wanna come skate with me… in the backyard?
I can’t believe you actually made a roller-skating rink in the backyard.
You better believe it, Home Skillet!
Now, I just got to learn how to dance on skates,
and my midlife crisis will be over!
Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. I got uh... I gotta go to work.
- I thought you just got back from work. - Uh, I did, but..
I don’t get it! If you just came home from work,
why do you have to turn around and go right back?
- I’ll call you back? - ‘Cause I uh…
How's it going with the skating rink?
It’s going… wheely good.
[laughing]
- Yep. Okay. - What a funny joke!
Bring me outside right now and show me the ring so I can be very impressed.
Okay!
[laughing]
You’re welcome.
[laughing]