We've got a hair-brained idea.
To replace our hair.
Let's talk about that.
( upbeat music playing )
( fire roaring )
Good Mythical Morning.
Today-- Man that's low energy.
- Yeah. - You gotta go high energy for today.
- Good Mythical Morning! - 'Cause it's a big show,
'cause we're debuting new hair.
- Uh, oh. - We are predicting the future,
we are checking out some crazy tattoo cover ups,
and we are examining whether Outback Steakhouse
is actually a hot bed of satanic activity.
It is, but first, there's one place in the world
where men can get together and say what's really on their mind,
where we can quit worrying about all the noise
and nonsense of the outside world and just be men.
Of course I'm talking about the barber shop.
That's right, the barber shop,
where a couple of average Joe's
can sit back with a celebrity,
get their hair replaced with a variety of strange
and absurd objects fashioned in a way
that resembles actual hair,
and then preceded to guess what those objects are.
It's time to play...
( fanfare music playing )
We're here in the barbershop
with one of the star of Hulu's "Future Man,"
Haley Joel Osment.
- Hello. - Rhett: Hey.
How's it going?
- Rhett: It's real good. - Link: Good.
You guys too.
- Kinda mysterious. - Yeah.
All right here's the deal.
We each have hair, underneath these black sheaths,
that is not our own hair but is,
is hair on top of our hair.
That we do not know what it is,
and we're going to ask yes or no questions
in a round robin fashion, to see who can determine
what their hair is first.
Whoever does that is the winner,
and then the next two people duke it out for second place.
Again, yes or no questions only.
And the person who gets last place has to give a hot towel
- face massage to first place. - Nice.
All right let's reveal to everyone except yourself,
what our hairs are.
Okay.
What are hairs are.
Or hairstyle, or I don't know.
It's what your hair is.
What is my hair?
( laughing )
- Rhett: Wow. - This is quite involved.
( laughing )
Okay I can tell what that is.
Okay, ooh.
- Rhett: Oh, hey. - Link: My goodness.
I can tell what that is too.
I think I know what yours is,
just by looking at the-- Nope, I was wrong.
Haley: Oh, I had a totally different guess, wow. ( laughs )
Wow, guys we have got some killer hair!
I wish I knew what was so funny.
Okay Rhett, um you go first, and then we'll go clockwise.
Okay um, is it a food?
- No. - No.
- ( buzzer ) - What if we disagreed?
( laughing )
Not for that one specifically, um.
Are there many things on my head, or one thing?
Yes.
It has to be a yes-or-no question.
Oh, are there many things on my head?
- Yes. - Yes.
- ( ding ) - Thank you, thanks for the do over, guys.
Uh dang, mine feels heavy.
Was it ever alive?
I think that you're going down the wrong path, but yes.
Of course I am.
It was technically alive at some point.
Yeah, a long time ago.
Okay, your go.
I can see blonde hairs hanging down.
That's the one thing that I can see.
So it's gotta be something that can stick
into blonde hairs, or any hairs really.
Is it a packaged product?
- Yes. - Yes.
( ding )
Good question.
Uh, would the things on my head be edible?
- No. - No.
- ( buzzer ) - Good to know.
( laughing )
Not to bite your question but,
would the at one point living thing on my head be edible?
- Yes. - Yes.
- ( ding ) - Ooh, I got dead food on my head.
( laughing )
Technically all food is dead,
except for-- in some Japanese restaurants,
you can get like a live baby octopus.
Never done it!
Never would do it.
Wouldn't do it.
You have to murder it first, and then I'll eat it.
Packaged product-- is it a packaged product
that you might get for a child?
- Yeah. - Yeah?
- I was gonna say no. - No.
For a teen?
Yeah.
Oh, don't give him...
I'm being way too generous.
- A teen child, yes. - ( ding )
- Maybe. - Okay.
If someone saw you holding
the things on my head, walking down the street,
would they be surprised?
( laughing )
In this day and age, no.
( buzzer )
Definitely not.
Is mine, one food item, to clarify,
as opposed to like an assembled dish?
- Yes. - Yeah.
Is it one food item?
- Yes. - Yeah.
Is my product that might be a good gift for a teen, a toy?
- No. - No.
- ( buzzer ) - Is my, uh, cluster of objects
electronic, or requires electricity to play?
- No. - No.
Man, you got some good questions.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You just don't know it yet.
Yeah, we don't ask these, these good questions typically.
Mine is one food item.
Would I enjoy this food item, personally,
given what you know about me?
Haley Joel?
Y-yeah?
You don't know him.
( laughing )
You don't know me.
I don't like a lot, is what he's saying.
Um, I don't think you would particularly enjoy this.
But you wouldn't shun it.
I wouldn't shun it
( laughing )
Is what's on my head, like a pastime?
Like a hobby? What do you mean?
Like something you'd use this to be like,
"Yeah I like to, I like to do that with the
"object that's on your head, yeah its something I'm into."
- No. - Not in those terms.
- ( buzzer ) - ( laughing )
Not with that language.
Oh, gosh really, but you'd get it for a teen?
I know.
Are the objects on my head related to a game?
Hmm, they're not from a game, it's almost,
a game within itself, is that how you'd describe it?
- Link: Maybe - A game or sport?
Well, some people might consider it a sport,
but those are sad people.
( laughing )
But I would say you play with it.
Okay, All right doesn't need electricity, All right.
Mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm.
Would a vegetarian eat this?
- Yes. - ( ding )
I'm giving you a hint by just looking at yours, I think,
or maybe not.
I'm giving you a hint on how high it is.
Is it an article of clothing?
- No. - No.
I would say it's more than one of whatever it is.
Yeah, and its packaged.
- It's a stack of packages? - Could be.
That would have to be your next question.
( laughing ) It's not really--
And I wouldn't waste your time asking that one.
Not related to sport or game, doesn't need electricity,
wouldn't be weird to walk down the street with it, you can't eat it.
It wouldn't be weird if it was in and hand,
but on your head I think you would look pretty awesomely weird.
Would it involve the, the printed word?
( laughing )
The old fashioned printed words.
Absolutely not, nothing about these objects has
anything to do with anything old fashioned.
( buzzer )
This is very on the trending edge of society.
But it needs no electricity?
- Rhett and Link: No. - Link: Very trendy.
It might come with a little manual,
but the manual wouldn't say much.
Would it, oh I have to wait.
( laughing )
Man, so I know mine is, a vegetable, of some sort.
It was not a meat, I know that mine isn't a meat,
and it's food, and it's one type of food, it's one food item.
Would I get it at a fast food place?
- Yes. - ( ding )
- Yes. - Yes?
A non-meat fast food item?
Yeah Link, think of the possibilities.
Okay its so heavy, that's the thing.
Fast food is usually so light.
What's your question?
Um, it's a type of thing you'd get for a teen,
but he can't eat them, can't wear them,
can you listen to it?
Yeah.
( ding )
All right, would the objects on my head
happen to be fidget spinners?
- Woman: Oh. - Woman #2: Ooh.
( gasps )
You won!
- Hold on. - Oh, my gosh!
Pull out your mirror and look at yourself.
- Whoa, they're sharp, too. - It's silver tipped--
It's like frosted tips, frosted fidget spinners.
Frosted tip fidget spinner head, man.
Wow, very cool.
Now you're gonna preside over us
duking it out for second place.
Who's going to massage my face?
( laughing )
Well, Link's closer I feel like.
I've never not lost this game.
French fries?
( laughing )
- No. - So hopeful.
The only non-meat food item from fast food establishments.
All right, is mine CD's?
- Yes. - ( ding )
But, I think you have to be more specific.
- Hayley: Yeah. - Rhett: Okay.
In order for me to not lose.
( laughing )
- Is mine-- - No, its my turn.
Okay.
Is mine potatoes in any form?
'Cause that's the only fast food non meat item.
- No. - ( buzzer )
Do you want me guess the artist?
Is that what you're trying to get me,
to guess the artist that does the CD's?
That makes the music that goes on the CD's?
I know the artist doesn't make the CD's.
I mean they used to, that's what we used to do.
The answer to your question is yes.
Now it's my turn.
Oh, come on.
( laughing )
Is my hair, condiments?
- Yes. - Yes?
( ding )
Not specific enough though, punk.
Hayley: Gotta be very specific.
( laughing )
Rhett: I already know mine are CD's.
Is it a rock band that everybody loves to hate?
- Link: No. - ( buzzer )
Is mine a whole slew of hairified ketchup packets?
Rhett: No.
Is mine, a solo artist that everybody loves to hate?
Yes, and no.
Yeah, yes and no.
Yes, and no.
Yeah, solo artist that people actually like.
So I know that mine is a fast food condiment?
- You're saying yes to that? - Uh-huh.
But its not ketchup, is it at a McDonalds?
- No. - ( buzzer )
Okay, I think I've got an idea, because you put it in what
looks to be blonde hair,
so it must be a blonde-haired singer.
Is it Britney Spears CD's?
- No. - ( buzzer )
Is my hair from Chipotle?
- Rhett: No. - ( buzzer )
Are you attracted to the singer that made these CD's?
Ooh... yeah.
- Aren't you, man? - Yeah.
Every single one of them.
Hmm, okay.
Is my hair Bojangles?
- ( buzzer ) - Rhett: No.
Is this singer, is she known for like a particular feature?
She's just known, dude.
Is it Nikki Minaj?
Link: No, Arby's?
Rhett: No, Taylor Swift?
Taco Bell?
Nooo.
( laughing )
Whoo, so close.
Is it Beyoncé?
Yeah, yes!
( dinging bell )
Pull out your, pull out your mirror thingy.
I've got the queen on my head.
Whoa I sure do, good gracious.
It's the queen Bey hive.
- Yep. - Get it?
- Oh, that's clever. - That is incredible.
And what the crap do I have?
Rhett: Del Taco.
How am I supposed to get the Del Taco?
Let bring in the hot towels
so Link can massage Haley Joel's face.
- Link: Oh, yeah. - Let's do it very upright,
because I need to keep the hair on.
You earned it man, a little massage first.
Ah, thank you.
Oh, it's, like, scented, amazing.
Eucalyptus, man, only the best.
Link: Is it too hot?
Oh, no its great, perfect temperature.
You can flap in on there.
Oh, yeah, yes.
( Rhett laughing )
Can you breathe?
This show's great.
( laughing )
Oh, look out!
Whoa, I'm about to got fidget spinned.
I don't want to stab you with the hair.
All right you can see Haley Joel and "Future Man",
out on Hulu right now.
And click through to see us
in the immediate future,
exploring the immediate future.
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