Cheer up, Steve.
We can still be friends even if our moms aren't.
Your moms aren't friends anymore? Well, I'm out.
I am not gonna watch your friendship fall apart.
What are you talking about?
Your moms being friends is the glue
holding the two of you together.
It's like on the show "Friends."
Remember how their friendship was held together
by a deep mutual love
of being paid a million dollars an episode?
That's your moms.
[ Scoffs ] That's -- That's crazy.
Toshi, tell him.
Toshi? Toshi! Say something!
I speak fluent English and have the whole time.
Hey, guys, are your moms friends?
Uh, was "The Poisonwood Bible" written by Barbara Kingsolver?
We're not losing Barry and Toshi.
How do we fix this?
Roger: May I suggest drugging the moms?
Are you the bartender from my mom's house?
Sort of. You see,
I'm on a deeply personal journey to find out who I am.
Okay.
Paul Gary isn't a mixologist,
so I enrolled at Pearl Bailey to use the chemistry lab.
Because I am now... A. Paul Gary,
drug mixologist.
I mix illegal narcotics together to see what they do.
And recently, I came across something interesting.
I was working in my lab late one night,
when my eyes beheld an eerie sight.
That's "Monster Mash," right? You're doing "Monster Mash"?
Never heard of it. Anyway, I was working in the lab
late one night...
♪ When my eyes beheld an eerie sight ♪
♪ I had acid on a tab, weed in a bag ♪
♪ A splash of ether on a rag ♪
♪ He did the mash ♪ ♪ He did the mash ♪
♪ I did the narcotics mash ♪
♪ Narcotics mash ♪ ♪ Narcotics mash ♪
♪ It was a coked-out bash ♪
This is "Monster Mash"!
I don't know that song!
I don't know any songs!
All I do know is your moms are MILDs --
Mothers I'd Like to Drug.
And the mash I discovered in my lab works as a love drug.
Drugs can make people fall in love?
Drugs can do almost anything
once you realize they're super good for you.
Anyway, I'm proposing we dose your moms with the love drug
and make them fall back in love!
And it will work?
Steve, are you actually thinking about doing this?
What other options do we have? I don't know!
We only brainstormed for like two seconds
before we started talking to this guy.
Snot's in! Love that enthusiasm!
I'll mix up the drugs, and you two trick your moms
into meeting up! ♪ They did the mash ♪
Aah! Scary song! [ Glass shatters ]
I can't believe the "Impractical Jokers"
are doing a meet-and-greet in Langley Falls!
Yeah, well, it's true.
Steve, you seem nervous.
Wait, are you worried the Jokers are gonna joke you?
[ Chuckles ] Don't flatter yourself.
No one's putting a hot dog in your pocket.
Now, remember, Snot, when we meet the Jokers,
you're my nephew.
Francine.
[ Elevator bell dings ]
Shove!
Drugs!
What is this? Don't leave me in here --
Congrats on a perfectly executed drugging, boys.
To the 33rd floor!
Whoa. I really hope this works.
Did you even notice that I basically teleported us up here?
I was impressed.
Thank you, Snot's Mom's kid.
Now, by the time these doors open,
your moms will be fast friends,
unless the dose is too strong.
Are you two prepared to see your moms hooking up?
I'm not saying it's what I want to see,
but I won't be disappointed.
[ Elevator bell dings ] Well, I hope you two --
[ Grunts ] [ Screams ]
What is happening?! They're worse than before!
This might not be a love drug.
[ Sniffs ] Yeah, this is meth. I made meth.
Welp, when in Rome... [ Sniffs ]
Aah!
[ Grunting ]
Well, this is surprising.