- Hey, hey fruit lovers!
Welcome to a super special episode of Ask Orange.
That's right, if you didn't know,
we've been uploading all sorts of awesome videos
to YouTube Stories!
So today we're gonna feature some of the best ones!
Are you ready?
If you're not, you could just be like Pear
and fall into it.
(Orange laughing)
- Wait, what is that supposed to mean?
- Orange, please drop a bomb on Pear.
- Wait, what?
What are you talking about?
(bang) (Pear groaning)
Ow, ow.
Little help here.
I guess it's good it didn't blow up.
(bomb booms)
- [Announcer] It's time for Ask Orange!
- Woo hoo, let's get to the questions.
- [Announcer] Can you do a ground pound like Mario?
- Sure, I can do a ground pound.
Yeehaw!
(countertop bangs)
Um, little help?
Please?
It smells like farts down here.
Oh wait, that's because I farted.
(Orange laughing)
Help.
- [Announcer] Drop one million marshmallows on Pear.
- Oh for crying out loud.
Not again!
(Pear screaming)
Marshmallows!
Ah, there's so many marshmallows!
Ah, they're so fluffy.
Why?
- [Announcer] How small can you shrink?
- Let's find out.
(drop whistle whistles)
Wow, look how tiny I am.
I bet you don't care I'm small.
(Orange laughing)
- Yeah, who's the big man on campus now?
(Apple laughing)
- [Announcer] Orange, I challenge you to get
ten million llamas to run over Pear.
- Seriously?
Are you kidding me?
No, no, no!
(Pear screaming)
- [Announcer] How many eyes do you have?
- Oh, I only have two eyes
plus the extra ten on my back!
(Orange maniacally laughing)
- [Announcer] Orange, I challenge you
to drop 1 trillion bowling balls on Pear.
- Bowling balls?
Are you serious?
(bowling balls crashing)
Ow, I didn't want to be a pancake!
- [Announcer] What are you made of?
- Sass, class, and a whole lot of gas.
(flatulence)
(Orange manically laughing)
- [Announcer] Trey on Cameo asks can you drop
10 million Buttmen on Pear?
- Are you serious?
No!
(Pear screaming) (Buttmen crashing)
So stinky!
- [Announcer] How much cheese?
- How much cheese?
Just a slice. (whooshing)
- What?
I'm more than just a slice of cheese here.
- No, slice.
(Cheese screaming)
- [Announcer] What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No I deer!
(Orange laughing)
- I love that joke dearly.
It was awesome!
For real, doe!
(Orange laughing)
- [Announcer] I dare you to drop 10 thousand Shreks on Pear.
- All right, fine, just do it!
(Shreks clattering) (Pear screaming)
- [Announcer] How many times can you do a back flip?
- Oo, let's see!
Woo, wow!
Ow, three.
I counted three.
(Orange laughing)
Ow.
- [Announcer] Drop 10 thousand Minecraft dirt blocks
on Pear.
- Perfect, sounds like fun!
(blocks thumping) (Pear moaning)
- [Announcer] Hey Orange, can you slap pear
with a rubber chicken?
(soft music)
- Hey, hey Pear!
- Huh, ow.
(bang) (Orange maniacally laughing)
Are you done?
- Yup.
- Thank you.
(Pear screaming) (Orange laughing)
- [Announcer] Can you drop 10 thousand hammers on Pear?
- Wait, what?
Not this again!
No, No, no!
(Pear screaming) (hammers clattering)
Why?
- [Announcer] Hey Orange, whenever you fart, it's a nuke!
- Wait, what?
But I just drank a bottle of Tooty Toot 2000x.
(bang)
- [Announcer] I challenge you to drop 1 million rulers
on Pear.
That's learning!
- That is not what learning is.
Ow. (loud thudding)
This is not learning.
Ow, okay, I guess I learned something, this hurts.
(Pear screaming)
- [Announcer] Where is my Popsicle?
I bet Squash can answer this question.
- Let's ask him.
Hey Squash, where's Travis's Popsicle?
- Why would I know?
I haven't seen a Popsicle anywhere.
But maybe--
(Popsicle smacks) Ow, owie!
My forehead!
- Oh my gourd, that was cold!
(Orange maniacally laughing)
- [Announcer] Drop 10 million nice on Pear.
- Right, finally, we're going to be nice to me.
I like this.
Okay.
(words crash) (Pear screaming)
You hurt me!
- [Announcer] One like equals one Cheerio.
- Hey, I like Cheerios!
This is great.
Wait, that's a lot of Cheerios.
Guys, that's too many Cheerios.
Stop liking the video.
(Orange crying)
- [Announcer] Drop 200 pounds of slime on Pear.
- Cool, very cool.
(slime slops) Ow.
Why, why?
- [Announcer] Hey, Orange, if you answer this question,
the world will explode!
- Well, then I'm not gonna answer it.
- But by saying that, you did answer it.
- Oh, crap.
(bang)
(upbeat music)