-We are all excited,
because it's your first time visiting here.
But you must be excited --
it's almost time for the royal wedding.
-Yes! Oh. -I mean, this is big-time.
-It is huge. It is huge.
-We are really looking forward to it, yes.
-Have you traveled overseas before?
-Well, actually, I go to Tuscany every year on a girls trip
with all my mom friends,
and we just talk about our husbands,
drink wine, eat pasta.
But Cord has -- -I've only been to Europe once.
[ Laughter ]
I was in Toronto. [ Laughter ]
And -- Jimmy, have you been to Toronto before?
-Uh, yeah. -Whoa! Whoa!
[ Laughter ]
What a whirlwind!
The language differences, the signs, the pushy people,
the funny currency.
I was, like, "I'm good.
Get me back across the pond and back over to the U.S."
[ Laughter and applause ]
So that's been my one experience.
-Across the pond, yeah, absolutely.
Oh, my gosh.
-But we are excited about London.
-You are. -Very excited.
-In fact, two weeks ago, Tish and I committed
to being on London time just to be prepared.
So, we're currently on London time.
We're exhausted right now. -Yes.
[ Laughter ]
-What time is it right now?
-It's 4:30 in the morning. [ Laughter ]
-Oh, my goodness! That's good training.
-To get prepped for the time change.
-Get ready for the time change. -Yeah, and you'll be ready.
And you -- you think you'll enjoy London?
You think that'll be fun?
-Oh, I'm really looking forward to it.
-You are, yeah. -So much history.
There's so much history. It's an old city, Jimmy.
[ Laughter ]
-There are -- -Sorry.
-There are castles. -I know, yeah.
-They use the same -- I'm looking --
'Cause they use the same money that we do,
so I won't be as confused.
[ Laughter ]
-It makes it simpler. -Yes.
-Yeah. Uh...
[ Laughter ]
-Are you guys --
Sorry, I was just thinking of an old joke.
I was laughing --
-Do you like old jokes, Jimmy?
[ Laughter ]
-Yeah, they make me laugh sometimes.
Are you guys romantics at heart?
I mean, you've been married for a long time.
Your husband --
-I've been happily married for 30 years.
I'm my husband's wife.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Cord, Cord.
Cord, it's a bit close to your microphone.
You're clapping a bit close to the microphone there.
-And I have to say that we had --
We've had a beautiful union, but my --
I do not have fond memories of my wedding day.
Unfortunately, we hired my husband's -- Brent's brother
to be our wedding photographer, and he did a terrible job.
-Oh, it's terrible. -It's a mistake to go cheap.
-You pay -- You get what you pay --
You pay what you get for? You get what you pay for.
-You get what you pay for. -Yeah.
-Every picture was low angles, unflattering shots.
I'm so mad.
I can't even look at the doggone wedding book.
-Cord was there. -I was there.
I saw it all. I couldn't --
I didn't want to ruin her big day.
-You didn't. -Yeah, no.
-But I was like, "These photos are gonna be nasty."
[ Laughter ]
-Who did you whisper that to? -Myself.
-Oh, my God. Are you -- Are you --
-I'm single by choice.
-Oh, you are single -- -I'm single by choice.
-You are single by choice. -And it's by choice.
It's a choice, okay? -Whoo!
-Thank you. Single by choice, right?
[ Cheers and applause ]
Yes!
So, I'm single by choice. -You are, yeah.
-It doesn't mean that it's not gonna happen for me.
-But I respect a woman's choice to not want to go out with me.
[ Laughter ]
-Well, uh, you can tell --
Part of your research -- [ Light laughter ]
Part of your research, you've been watching the --
[ Laughter ]
Part of your research, you've been watching
the Lifetime --
[ Laughter ]
-You've been watching the Lifetime --
as part of your research, the Lifetime movie
on Harry and Meghan. [ Laughs ]
"A Royal Romance," and that is --
-And, Jimmy -- And, Jimmy, this Lifetime movie
was so good, that I really wish I --
As a royal fanatic, I wish I could've seen it
in a movie theater. It was so good.
-You want to see this TV --
-I would like to see it in a theater.
-A Lifetime movie, you want to see it in a --
-I thought it was a documentary.
That's how real it was. [ Laughter ]
-They cast... -Look at the casting!
-...the people to look so much like the real Harry and Meghan.
It's almost as if Harry and Meghan were in the movie.
-You thought -- No, you knew they were actors.
-Why does "Avengers: Infinity War"
have to be on every screen, you know?
Have "Harry & Meghan," Lifetime movie.
Put it in theaters now. There's still time.
The wedding's not till Saturday. -Yeah.
[ Laughter ]
-The wedding's not till Saturday, Jimmy.
-No, I heard you, yes. -Yeah.
[ Laughter ]
-Tim Meadows is going to be back as your correspondent.
-Oh! -Oh!
[ Laughter ]
-When I hear his name, I just laugh.
He is such a goof!
Tim Meadows from "Saturday Night Live."
-Tim Meadows from "Saturday Night Live."
-Oh, with his skits.
And you, Jimmy -- you were on the show.
How did you keep a straight face?
You all must've --
[ Laughter, cheers, applause ]
-I did, I always did.
-You did not keep a straight face.
-I always -- that's so funny, 'cause I always --
I was known as the Ice Man.
I always -- I would never crack, and never break.
Yeah, but I had so much fun. -So much fun.
That show must just be a barrel of laughs.
[ Laughter ] -"Saturday Night Live"?
-"Saturday Night Live." -It was really, really fun.
-"Saturday Night Live"?
-"Saturday Night Live."
-I've been always saying "Saturday Night Alive."
[ Laughter ]
No, I'm not trying to be funny here.
'Cause I thought -- [ Laughter ]
No, 'cause I thought it was,
like, "Saturday night, and feel alive!"
That's what I thought they were trying to say.
-"Saturday Night Alive."
Yeah, it was always -- Saturday Night --
-What do you say now? [ Light laughter ]
-Saturday -- I said, "Saturday Night Alive,"
because that's how -- -Okay, that's what -- yes.
-No, you're not going cra--
But I was saying, "Saturday Night, uh, Live."
-"Saturday Night Live." You paused, okay.
-"SNL." -Yeah.
Did you hear the Yanny-Laurel thing?
Did you hear that earlier? There was a thing.
-Everyone's talking about that, right?
-Yes, I've heard -- I have not heard it.
-We haven't heard it, yeah.
-Do we have it? Can you play it?
-Laurel.
-Yeah, what do you -- -I heard Laurel.
-You did? -Yes.
-You heard Laurel? -"Laurel," yes.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Cord -- Cord, what did you hear?
-Can you play it again?
-Laurel.
-I hear, "What's up?" from the Budweiser frogs.
[ Laughter ]
I'm a huge fan of the Budweiser frogs.
-They're bringing them back. The Budweiser frogs are back.
-I hear, "What's up?" [ Laughter ]
So I don't hear Laurel or Yanny.
-I'm not sure if the Budweiser frogs said, "What's up?"
-No, I heard a distinct "What's up?"
-No, I understand. I understand that.
But I think the Budweiser frogs is Bud-weis-er.
-What is the Laurel -- What is it proving?
That people -- That some people are crazy?
[ Laughter ]
-I don't know. I didn't invent it.
It was something that people are doing, and I --
Anyway, I got off subject.
-It is interesting, though.
[ Laughter ]
-You're bringing a gift --
You're bringing a gift for the --
-We are, yes. -For the royal --
-For little baby Louis. -Little baby Louis.
-We have a gift. -He's a month old.
-We have to figure out a way to get this gift to baby Louis.
-Because we don't have any contact with the Royal Family.
[ Laughter ]
But this is what we want to give him.
-Okay, you want to give him this.
Now this is a little... [ Audience "Awws" ]
-Yes. I know, right? -It's so beautiful.
-It's a tiny crown, and it's a little royal scepter.
-This is for the baby. -This is for the baby.
He's a month old.
And a beautiful necklace.
[ Laughter ] What a beautiful thing --
-So he can hold it and be like,
"I'm the King of England one day.
[ Laughter ]
"I'll be the King of England one day."
-That's what he might say. -I'm not good at accents.
-No, no, you are. -No, he is not.
-Is that real jewels? Is it?
-These are not. These are costume jewelry.
I, um -- I was using them.
I raise Basset Hounds.
[ Laughter ]
I raised champion Basset Hounds,
and I had posed them in a royal setting,
so these were on my dogs. [ Laughter ]
I had to fix them to my dogs.
-And now you're gonna offer them --
-And now we're offering them up to the royal baby.
-Yes. -So these are --
These are things used by Basset Hounds?
-And we just need some sort of entry onto the royal grounds.
And we just need 15 or 20 minutes just to give them --
present them to him in an official way.
-Quick. -Quick and easy.
-Well, I know that it's early in the morning for you guys.
It's about quarter to 5:00. -We're exhausted.
[ Laughter ]
-But I heard that you were working on a song, maybe,
and we'll talk about this when we come back.
More with Cord and Tish.