- Hi, everybody!
- Ah, what the hell is that?
(Jordan laughing)
- Oh my God!
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- You saw previously on my channel
that I reacted to Family Guy
but you guys have been requesting right and left
that I waste no time and make a part three.
So today I'm going to be taking a look at
some of the strange and crazy medical type situations
from one of your all time faves, Family Guy.
But before we get into it,
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All right, let's dive right in.
Oh.
- Stay.
Sorry, I couldn't find a sitter.
- Okay, wait a second.
So there are actually dogs that can go into the hospital.
They're basically like a companion dog
that somebody has to have.
They can actually sometimes be admitted to a hospital.
Sometimes, depends on your hospital.
- You all have the flu.
But luckily you got here in time.
- Doc, this is very important.
How long before she can make dinner again?
- (laughing) That's messed up.
- Peter, you appear to have a very strong immune system.
- Sometimes people will be around a lot of sick individuals
and not get sick.
I, for myself, right, being that
I'm an emergency room doctor,
always around people who are sick,
and I very rarely ever get sick.
- Anyway, this flu season has decimated the hospital
and were severely short staffed.
How would you like to be a male nurse?
- Do I get those green pajama clothes all day?
- Yes.
- I'll do it.
- So he's gonna be a male nurse without any training.
- Give me 20 cc's of Music Factory.
(Jordan laughing)
Clear.
♪ Everybody dance now ♪
- Again, clear.
♪ Everybody dance now ♪
- These are your defibrillator paddles, okay?
Most hospitals nowadays actually have electrode pads
that just stick to the chest instead of panels.
But some places still have the paddles.
And if somebody is in cardiac arrest,
there's pulses, and they have a rhythm that is shockable.
You don't shock everybody.
Typically there's only two rhythms that you shock.
VTech or VFib when they're pulseless and unconscious.
So he did three shocks in a row.
That is actually an old protocol that's not used anymore.
Typically it's one shock, CPR for two minutes,
recheck a rhythm.
And then also, typically you're using epinephrin
at the same time, every two to three minutes.
- Lois, I weigh the same 293 pounds today
that I weighed in grade school.
- You can actually weigh the same amount,
but actually have more subcutaneous fat, right?
'Cause fat and muscle weigh different.
So you can be 293 pounds of all muscle,
but you can also be obese
because of the amount of subcutaneous fat
that you have, and even organ fat that you have.
- Perhaps it's this lump on the side of your neck, sir.
- Oh my gosh.
It's kind of really lateral on the side of his neck.
So it could be like an aneurysm.
It could be a mass.
Could be cancer, could be a lipoma,
which is a fatty tumor.
- We gotta go see Dr. Hartman right away.
I think it might be a tumor.
- Okay, let's have a look.
Oh yes.
It appears you have a subcutaneous vestigial twin
growing on your neck.
- There are things called teratomas
that are remnants of hair and teeth
that are found in the body, typically in the abdomens.
But it could be somewhere else in other tissue.
But this weird twin that's growing out his neck, unlikely.
- Hi, everybody!
(Jordan laughing) - What the hell is that?
- Oh my God, it's a little me!
- (laughs) That is awesome.
Okay, I've never seen this in real life.
You would never just go in and just cut this open.
You would probably end up starting with
a couple of different images.
You might do an ultrasound.
You might do a CT.
And then for soft tissue things, you'd get an MRI.
An x-ray's probably useless in this situation.
And then once you determine what it is,
you may want to open it up and see what
potentially is on the inside.
- The fertilization device is complete.
This will impregnate me with a child
that will bring Brian and me back together.
(Jordan laughing)
First I add Brian's hair and saliva.
- Hair and saliva, good, right?
It's got some DNA that you can extrapolate
somebody's DNA from.
- Yeah, you watch me, bitch.
- (laughs) Gosh.
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What?
You can't just inject straight into the abdomen.
There's no place then for the baby to develop.
It needs to be inside a womb.
And what the womb is is the uterus,
and typically a uterus is an organ
that is a genetically made woman.
Probably, unlikely, this young boy doesn't have a uterus.
I don't know if he does or not,
but genetically he shouldn't.
- Oh my God, that thing's positive.
Is Lois pregnant again?
What have you done?
- I think you mean, what have we done?
Brian, we're pregnant.
- Oh my gosh. - Oh my God!
- The urine pregnancy test tests for beta HCG or HCG,
which is human chorionic gonadotropin hormone.
It's actually, most of the time released by the placenta.
It could also be released by
the pituitary gland, colon, liver.
'Cause sometimes a man can actually test positive
in a pregnancy test,
but it typically doesn't have to do with pregnancy.
It could be a concern for like a different type of cancer.
Not too far fetched that Stewie can potentially
test positive on a urine pregnancy test.
- You look ridiculous like that.
- (laughs) Oh, that's ridiculous.
- Not too ridiculous for you to put a baby in me.
- Okay, Reylene, I'm Dr. Hartman.
- Let's see where this actually goes,
'cause Stewie doesn't have the female genitalia.
- Your vagina seems to have a penis and two testicles.
- (laughs) There you go.
- Oh right, I sneezed real hard and all that came out.
(Jordan laughing)
- Oh, that explains it.
- He sneezed really hard.
It doesn't typically work that way.
- Could you do that thing where you take some fluid
and tell me if it's going to be an imbecile or a cretin?
- (laughs) There's actually procedures
that the doctors can do, amniocentesis,
to identify things earlier.
Typically they do these to make sure
that genetically the baby is okay,
that there was not any inborn errors
that they would be concerned about,
any chromosomal errors, that sort of stuff.
There's always a potential risk of causing a miscarriage
or infection when you do these procedures,
but very, very low, and people typically do them.
- Oh my God, what's happening to him?
- Heart attack.
- I'm having a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack.
You oughta know by now.
- (laughs) Somebody who's having a heart attack
and then they become unconscious,
you need to check for a pulse.
Heart attack typically means you're having
a blocked coronary blood vessel.
Cardiac arrest, meaning arrest, no movement,
so the heart has stopped.
That's when you need to do CPR.
- Oh my God, is my father gonna be okay, Dr. House?
- He's in a coma, Mrs. Griffin.
And listening to the sound of your voice,
I'd say he's the lucky one.
- This is Dr. House.
So if you guys want me to react to Dr. House,
let me know which episodes,
which shows that you want me to react to.
- Dr. House.
If you're gonna save this patient, you'll need this.
- Get this thing out of my sight!
(glass crashing)
(Jordan laughing)
- Okay, so you know Dr. House,
have you ever seen any of his shows?
He just does things the way that he wants to do.
- My methods are a little unorthodox, Mr. Griffin.
I think I can help.
(Jordan laughing)
- What are you doing?
- My job.
Sometimes people fake being in a coma.
This man's not.
- (laughs) Okay, that's funny.
We do get a lot of people that actually fake being in comas
or fake seizures, but it actually is part of our exam.
There's something called the Glasgow coma scale,
and one of it has to do with response to pain.
Eyes are closed and you're like, oh,
are they just totally unresponsive?
You typically do something called a sternal rub
where you actually rub your hand onto the sternum.
It hurts a lot.
You can push on the nail bed.
That hurts a lot.
So there's little different areas
that cause a lot of pain.
- What you talking about, Phyllis?
- Oh, oh, oh!
- Ah, gross, he's getting his nose period.
- Peter's references to nose period
is totally inappropriate.
People could potentially die from a nosebleed
because the nosebleed occurs in
two different areas of the nose.
One's in the front, it's the septum,
which is called the Kiesselbach's plexus.
And the other one is actually a major blood vessel
in the back, and if that is open and bleeding,
you can actually bleed out,
'cause it's so hard to know
where the bleeding is coming from,
and it's hard to get the bleeding to stop.
To stop the nose bleed, pinch the nose, lean forward.
Don't put your nose back.
Other we use, there's a type of Afrin is a name brand,
but phenylephrine up the nose.
It's a spray to constrict the blood vessels.
You can actually still use liquid cocaine.
There's liquid cocaine at the hospital,
but it's not anything that you would think.
- I'm sorry to inform you that Brian has a brain tumor.
- Oh no!
You can have tumor in the brain
or actually even like skull fractures
that can cause bloody noses as well.
That's a lot more serious and dangerous
in the sense that now there's a communication
between your nose and your brain itself,
increased risk for infection.
- So, Doc, um, how much Jamba Juice
do I have to drink to cure this?
- Oh, he's still intoxicated.
- I've also heard that, like, crystals exist?
- Crystals work on the idea of
potentially of healing powers,
but most of the time, it's probably more related
to a placebo effect.
Do you use crystals? Let me know in the comments.
- I say we get that tumor out of him right away
before he gets any dumber.
- So if Brian doesn't have the surgery,
will he be all right?
- No way.
I'm never going back to my old self.
- Brian could have the surgery and be smart again,
or he could skip the surgery and stay dumb like this.
- (laughs) Okay, so the concern is
not that Brian will stay dumb.
He's not dumb.
It's a brain tumor pushing on his brain.
It could continue to expand.
So you want to address the swelling of the brain.
And if there is swelling, it needs to be removed.
Sometimes you can give steroids to temporize the problem,
but a neurosurgeon needs to evaluate this for surgery
sooner than later.
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Thank you so much for watching and stay healthy, my friends.
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