[Music]
okay that wasn't actually me that was
cardboard stand-in jacksepticeye I'm
really trying to branch out and
diversify it and no one else can do the
job except me so this is the only way I
figured out how to do it so thank you me
now back to me
perfect he's just creeping in the
background all the time
you have no idea how many times that
that cardboard stand-in has actually
legitimately jumpscared me and the
nights that I've been here anyway ding
ding top morning Ireland Irish noises oh
that's the noises we make right now
welcome back she's gone how are you
doing you good
everybody's good listen to all these
perky barks green get out of Sam's booty
it's not your place to be you do not
belong there that's Sam's secret special
place
what's up Sheamus Junior junior I hope
that you're doing well I hope
everybody's doing well I hope everyone's
having a top of morning eye as you can
see have been a busy little bean and
have made my spotter over here it's not
done yet
I I didn't want to do the whole thing
off camera cuz never like oh he was
cleared of mode to build it
no I didn't as you can see my body type
a horrible steps right here this hook
okay I'm not gonna say they but I took a
long time Chuck
that egg came from up there I saw that
egg drop are you trying to put the eggs
up there so I won't get to them I'm
going up there buddy
I'm going up there pal okay good see
this look at me look at me hey trash get
that out of here Chuck
yeah saunter on back there
bah Kirino okay up we go up we go up be
up be up we go top top top both morning
up to the top of the tower this is my
mom's father this is the way I built it
I don't know if this is efficient
it's a trapdoor missing boys are a
trapdoor missing who did this why do I
have it put it on so the idea of the
trapdoors is I didn't know this until I
looked at some stuff online
there is that the trapdoors is that mobs
think that it's like this all the time
so they always try and walk over it but
if you keep it like this they still try
and walk over but to fall down into the
water and if you fall down into the
water this is the perfect amount that
they fall all the way down into the hole
and down at the bottom of the hole
there's some hoppers with some chests
attached for hoppers and for large
chests will hopefully be enough to
fulfill my wishes but I need to fill out
the rest of it while we're here can you
tell how fun this is
can you tell how fun it was to make this
this is the most fun in Minecraft
I don't want to hear people be like Jack
you know you could do this or this yeah
your mob spawner blood is mine doing it
my way but if you do have more efficient
methods than gonna be funny be good oh I
may not gonna have enough wave more oh
god I'd lots I made all the stone that a
tiny boy could make loop down you go
should I be in here
oh this happens
hmm probably not see the idea is that
mobs will just spawn in these dark
corners because I'm gonna block off this
and there's gonna be no sunlight so
they'll all just fall down into the
middle and hopefully then down in the
bottom I can just start swiping at them
so let's block this off for now and now
we play the waiting game I think this is
the right dimensions who knows for off
Chuck you would have liked that wouldn't
you you would have you would have adored
that what's down there
Oh little zombie okay hopefully this
works we're going to give it some time I
don't know if this is perfect or if it
should be a different way but I'm just
gonna let it do its thing hopefully when
I come out they'll be mobs in it and
then I can come over and swipe their
ankles so I pin their ankles they won't
die completely when they fall because if
they did then I wouldn't get exp for
them isn't that right lads Finn but I
still haven't put a name on Finbar
we have Ally of Shia Khan we have
pouring pouring and his imposter brother
who can't grow his he can't grow your
polar fur back because there's no green
here because this is Iceland but I
changed it no it's little polar play
place I should change it to Iceland
shouldn't I
it's very go cuz we're gamers we can do
whatever we want let's put it excuse me
let's do it down here Iceland there
perfect it's stuck in your nose boring
shoo-shoo thank you hey wait wait is
there anyone going what happened to the
other one that was over there did he
died
did your friend die I'm so sorry I
wasn't there for him in his time of need
I didn't even give him a name you know
what the more things that give names
just the harder it is really when I lose
them well you people also said to feed
my dog because okay hold on
Drive rotten flesh of course I brought
in flesh up and keeping it up for a
rainy day because my dog's tail has been
down since they were born there we go
full tail again and they've been
whitening the entire time the people
like jack feed your dog I'm sorry
Samson Samsonite I'm sorry okay um what
else am i doing right now I need some
gold people find out a good idea for my
golden ticket out of here I don't have
any gold I can't turn Nuggets into
something else guy no stupid yes there's
a buddy in it where did you come from
you're not a buddy get away smelly
stinky oh yeah I have to do that as well
people gave me the commands that I could
use I'm have to do a little Chiti
ah but it's for a good reason because
I'm not taking fire or fall damage right
now
Oh God creepers can spawn in this Oh God
can't see me though can you oh it's so
satisfying this so cathartic did my
thingies work yes wait Oh God Jesus ah
Wang crafts scary they couldn't all be
from you guys not that many people fill
them then somebody fall and die Oh Lord
this is great a goat of so many levels
okay do it again
Chuck Chuck now okay he's fine
this actually works I can't believe it
Camp Bucca I
died so now that I get to get the
finishing blow that means that they get
hurt that's not what I meant to say hey
don't you dare look at me alright stick
to yourself because they fall down and
they get hurt from the fall but they
don't die and then I get to swipe that
means I get the e X so that I can go up
levels like a smart boy I also just
planted this tree here ages ago I never
did anything with it should I get my
crops
that's my farm
get out of the potatoes I know it's the
best part of the whole place but you
shouldn't be in there ah you ruined one
of my crops that was my favorite one you
is that a snis alright Chuck you better
not die wait so what happens if spiders
spawn in this if spiders spawn and this
they're not gonna fall into the water to
fall down they're just gonna climb the
walls in there and if spiders what did I
tell you okay let me kill this creeper
real quick yeah you see that Chuck I
could do that to you at any moment but I
don't because for some reason I tolerate
you you're Chuck you see this you see
this lash just like you my god this is
this is amazing
it's just non-stop creeper day I have
perfected minecraft this is epic so many
I'm already almost at level 27 do you
see this gamers because if if a bunch of
spiders spawn in that then doesn't that
mean that nothing else will spawn
because there's a limit to how many
things can spawn or sign out how it
works all I know is that I I made it
three blocks tall in case an Enderman
wants to greet us with his presence
that's right out I can't do is sleep
sleep there's monsters nearby seochon
were they
this boy does not know monster monster
stinky monster hiding over here
silly silly monsters people also say I'm
making fun of my a sword saying bane of
arthropods - is crap well if you see
kill everything but those spiders never
stood a chance ok sleep time also kind
of want to make this out of glass the
iron bars out it like a nice leg oh this
is scary spookiness to it but good god
this takes forever to break this is an
efficiency pickaxe I want to surround it
with glass so it's easier just see
everything that's going on yeah people
also said it makes stuff fall to the
sides less because these are actual
blocks instead of just being like the
bars being like a wall basically yeah
now we can see in the place is a little
fuller you know what
I wish that if you join class together
didn't do this it's kind of annoying I
don't know what that can you guys pipe
it down up there daddy's working
so this dis all still works this is all
still gummy gumdrops and fairytales okie
dokie on the hunt for gold I should be
able to find it not too hard I think if
I just go down into my mind and dig
around for a little bit I can get some
gold why is no I had nothing to spawn
well he's nothing to spawn this right
now I get any good gear you guys give me
anything but powders pretty interesting
for later on because I haven't done
anything it's good entire yet there is
some stuff that we can do later on with
it
but that's late-game whoa has everyone
do it y'all y'all doing good noise so
the hoppers pick up anything that these
drop and then like this ones attached to
this one so anything that falls in there
goes into the boxes pretty neato am i
right I know what you're thinking and
you're right
it is I'm gonna take these boots and I'm
gonna disenchant them and get exp so the
things that I killed give me XP I'm
getting extra exp do you think about
that fence cow does that pretty good
don't you show me your ass fence your
fence ass well then I see you guys are
nothing but leather and wool to me I
know you have faces but I do not see
them all I see are stocks and profits
how much I get that's not bad for
something that I didn't even really want
so and then I can do this
and wait for it I didn't hear a burning
sound oh it went away anyway it vanished
it just didn't give me the sound okay
down into the mines we go for after all
this is minecraft so let's go to the
mineshaft I don't have a thingy with me
I should bring a thing you mind carrot
everybody everybody's might care time
everybody in I almost ruined it
everybody in stick your hands up go
faster
okay this is nice brings me the whole
way
Hey fight fight fight you ruined it oh
man uncle backwards guys so inconvenient
right watch this watch this
yep that was epic
where's our gold so any gold down here
okay stop
thank you how good right shouldn't have
to break my bones every time I use it
there's so many heck in Minecraft down
here you all need to do you all need to
cease I don't need to cease the
resistance what is it here whoa neat is
this water I feel like there's water
showing up somewhere all I want is gold
just a little gold not a lot of gold
y'all got any gold feel like I've seen
gold somewhere and it should be very
easy to find but for the life of me I
can't think of it right now I think it
for diamonds here now that's epic okay
back in we go hey can we go what mush
mush please ow damn it can you you go
other thing can you can you go hey you
know what would be great is that if I
didn't turn all of my goals into gold
rails yeah that would have been that
would have been super cool but I don't
roll that way I roll in the the ways of
the big brains there must be a gold vein
somewhere around here sure it was not in
jest surely twas nearby that I saw the
holds hotate oh the heck in heck are you
you doing good
I'm sorry that I forgot about you I'm
sorry that you're stuck down here that's
just a way of life now I'm afraid you
are stuck down here I can't get you back
up to the surface because if I do you're
probably gonna die you don't want that
to happen coach do you want that happen
no I thought not why would you want that
to happen is my goal is gone coach who
stole it there was gold in here look at
me look at me who paid you who paid you
who look at me when I'm talking to you
who paid you who you want a bribe is
that what it is potato legal coach tell
me who it is you want more
I've lots of potatoes coach tell me who
it was who stole my gold you're
tight-lipped but you're gonna stay in
here I'll get to the bottom of this
where is that by Julie Yan gold he has
it on his pants
he's got Metreon pants oh god oh god
well there goes all my experience that's
okay I got the experience of what it's
like to be a warrior oh wait I shouldn't
be using my sword I'm gonna break it and
I like this sword the sword is awesome I
could get a better one but you know what
let's not about trying to get what's
better it's about using and appreciating
what you have where is this gold let's
check inside this I want to see what's
actually going on inside here right now
Arthur there's nothing spawned in here
wait like your stuff on top are you
kidding me right oh no oh no this is a
terrible idea this was a bad mistake let
me don't let me don't let me don't let
me don't let me don't are they gonna
follow me oh oh if you change that
everything's fine I need to put a lot
more lights on top then I guess hello
hello
you die now oh it's so sad oh really I
hate you guys there's an Enderman
what are you doing spawning so close to
my base excuse me let's go yeah run away
run away long legs big daddy long legs
Oh teleporting away from fire because
you're afraid of it water I mean not
fired
this is water
it's actually the complete polar
opposite of fire
whatever he's dead it's all I care about
he didn't drop anything good though they
give me any ender balls no he didn't
he's a sucker but even though I don't
need them anymore because I found the
stronghold oh wait I do need them I need
to make eyes of ender Oh can I build oh
my god oh my god oh god do not blow up
and kill me oh I hate it when they do
that okay oh god you're ruining my day
everything about this oops didn't mean
to fall aim horses everywhere there's no
rhyme or reason to where they are but
nothing whatever spawn up here ever
again and you come back at some point -
and just like build out the side of this
and make it actually look like it's part
of the castle it's higher than the
castle now that's weird
okay cool said enough is that enough
curiosity for me today before I get
myself killed okay so I need to turn
back on am I supposed to allow cheats in
startline world there's a game rule uh
Oh God fall damage yes set it to no said
it's a true fire damage true so now I
should be able to take fire and fall
damage again which is the way it's
supposed to be
what does it jacksepticeye video if I'm
not taking fire damage huh huh what are
we left with then okay good I'm just
hoping that one of you drop's go way
that's so hard to find gold it was never
this hard before
ah my Angela broke Oh No
how do I make an Advil I completely
forget and bill blocks of iron three
blocks of iron and four iron that's a
lot break where's my advil break they're
fine
good as new I guess is that gold I see
there's that gold off in the distance
ouchie
that hurt my feelings
don't break pickaxe don't break I need
you stay with me now stay with me now
pickaxe hey
25 I was level 28 but I had to upgrade
stuff hi creeper II no oh come on
you shouldn't have exploded that was far
away whatever whatever
oh sorry I thought I thought this is a
different place is this a Wendy's ma'am
is this a Wendy's drive-through I might
have the wrong place Matt ma'am met Matt
but I put a doubt without I warn them oh
I warned them I don't know how to get
out of here now
um hello I got the goods Johnny I got
the goods start to [ __ ] just get out of
he is this this is not the exit as it is
as it is yes it is yes it is you guys
remember me being here
ages and ages ago you remember this is
being my life safe little cubby place
remember all of this I member you know
what I'm gonna take this cold actually I
could use that back in home base
charcoal a bow arrows shovel I'll take
all this stuff and bring it home why is
it wasting it down here thought it's
gonna come back a lot more and then I
realize you know what I've better things
to be doing with my life
hello we meet again brother
ha ha hit by your own arrow also I feel
like there's a delay between swing and
shield now my minecraft pro tactics are
just not working anymore guys they're
not cutting it
where am I where am I going ok the base
is looking a little messy now does it
read this thing is massive I didn't need
to make them that big maybe you don't
but that's what I did but I need to make
it look more a castle if you catch my
drift oh you stick quite fence cows you
know what I've been through
alright light-weighted golden pressure
plate ooh baby down to the pot of gold
to the pope depository down back into
Shawn's back don't hit that down there
seem to go see my good buddy coach I
hear an Enderman you are oh dude you're
trapped Oh God
that could have hurt
oh so it doesn't like water oh forget it
cut who are you working for okay I'll
get it out to you eventually
the Koch I'm not here for you I'm not
here for that I'm here to do this yeah
posit gold done Thank You gamers she
helped me out
you saved my marriage to video games
awesome oh it actually looks like a pot
of gold now that's so sweet
um I kind of feel like we needed hidden
though it needs to be somewhere else it
can't just sit there
that's way too easy it needs to be
somewhere else somewhere secret
somewhere that you don't even know you
want fish is that what you want these
are cooked dose you're not gonna eat
them you're too picky so if I put it
down here there's lava right underneath
it which means that anyone who wants it
is really gonna have to work for it also
this might have been a terrible idea for
me to come down here Oh yikes let's do
that Strang get out of here wait if I
just build oh god oh god
okay yeah this feels like a bad idea
haha I got it I got it secret underfloor
area cuz the rainbow comes down like
this is the edge of the fire the rainbow
comes down like way over at the edge of
the pint but let's just make this whole
thing like as a sub pub at some pub area
a so so many Enderman spawning here hi
no you're not getting away again
come on let me cry they die is he god oh
come on hide him but I got slowly Ria's
ha ha
you think you can escape the fiery wrath
of Jack the Wonderbolts whoa
bye so what I want to do is get rid of
that this oh yeah this is where my
redstone is oh okay so I can't go any
further than that okay put it back down
again we need to make these walls
extra-special somehow in some way shape
or form as time goes on but for right
now we can put this down put down our
pot oh you can put down this on top of
it nice nice
yes so this is where the pot of gold is
gonna be there's gonna be a shrine to
Ireland right here right okay I hit my
mouse and we're going to put item frame
and I don't have any uncooked potatoes
there we go an Irish potato for right
now and then we can this is the pathway
the pathway that you follow to get it
you just come in in this entire area is
just a shrine for how do I make it more
spectacular what do I add to make a
shrine even more elegant how do I make
this look like splat ow all right how do
I make it look like it's an actual
shrine like something miraculous and
amazing and shiny come up out of here
and does this lever work if I just put
it next to that it does wait let's get
this if it's there yes yes
nice one okay let's get out perfect
little too conspicuous though don't you
think don't you maybe maybe we don't
need a lever at all maybe we just need
to know that it's there it's kind of
hidden it's nobody tell Koch okay Carter
you're listening to all of this what did
you hear what did you listen to who are
you working for coach coach come back
here god oh my god
jeepers are you back what are you doing
that is that I think the plan is set in
motion I think that they summoned the
bad guys I think they summoned evil here
coach do you still love me are you so my
friend are you still part of the gang
the cat is plotting something I'm I'm
scared I'm legitimately scared of this
cat Koch just get yourself slammed in
the door got to come in here how do you
even know the password you don't even
speak potato sit there be the gate wait
come here come here
oh god no no Koch carts come you give me
no no no oh god oh god come here give me
your come here come here stay there okay
you need to be to protect her the first
thing people see when they come in
through the door these animals in
Minecraft or it could be the death of me
tonight took my other golem died
Chuck did you do this did you turn him
into an egg you turned my iron golem
into an egg is this how you want to
treat me is this how you love me after
all I've done for you part of me wanted
to keep this egg but you know what you
remember
what I can do to you you remember the
power that I have over you okay
what are you gonna wear you gonna do
about a choke yeah I thought those are
an Enderman in my base pretty go career
come here you are so dead
get up or it haha that's right fake
sheep bring the bring the bring the ball
to me fake polar bear breathe the ball
to me damn it
these animals are useless sweep the legs
this thing is awesome
I'm not getting great gear I thought if
there's a way of getting better gear
from these but this clearly does not
seem to be it keeps porn and keep fallin
come on who's next
ding ding ding come on top of boring
hello which welcome to my humble abode
II well you're dead now so don't walk
about anything isn't that right for you
Jack clone Jack that's right yes let him
take over the episode I just threw the
ender pearl by an accident
I thought I've scored into my potatoes
to eat Oh creeper Oh
minecraft bye also did it hurt me when I
used it I don't understand hey can
minecraft oh my god how do i oh how do I
live how do I make a villager into a
prisoner and I mean our worker friend I
know that we can hold on sir sir hello
hello sir you cannot sell your wares on
the pint that is not how it works okay
oh god you're our pot guys are gonna die
Brown die oak sapling doesn't anybody
ever buy anything from you oh they do
okay I don't believe you I have never
bought anything from you because all of
your items are terrible okay into the
water there you go there you can find
your own way out don't land on my
rainbow and expect to be treated nicely
this is Ireland the guy can get
villagers and bring them back to my
place and give them jobs right people
keep saying that - kidnaps of it I mean
borrow some villagers I'm bringing them
back to Ireland I'm gonna go over to
this village right here
hello squiddy's I said hi out of
niceness and politeness but if you get
in my way I will end you water chicken
excuse me chicken
what are you doing out here chicken are
you Chuck's brother are you one of
chucks brothers that I threw into the
ocean
did you spawn out here get in get in get
in
you can stop flapping you're in the boat
now my god
Chuck's brother chick after all this
time I thought I was teaching him a
lesson
by bringing them out back and throwing
them into the ocean and letting him see
chick Chuck can never know that you
exist Chuck can never know that your
life okay it's gonna gonna I'm gonna
take you out I want to take you out
chick I'm gonna take you out and give
you a new life a new life in a new land
this is your new home
this is your new village chick you can
live here for all eternity just don't
ever return home he can never know he
can never know otherwise my power over
him is God my power over him is lost you
just really love the ocean don't you
wait where are you going
you're not gonna try and get back into
the water over there are you chick chick
no chick no I forbid it
chick no way do you want to get back
into the ocean where do you want to go
over there you're gonna stay here you're
gonna be happy okay he just he wants to
go for the ocean
chick chick stop there you go there you
go chick stay here why did I do that why
did I jump in again I don't know why I
did that that was stupid stay here
forever enjoy it right so you have a hat
which means you're a farmer we go excuse
me I'm trying to have a conversation
oh sweet glorious fire damage I was
wondering if I was even living at that
point okay
but you don't have a job yet right I
just put you in a boat and bring you
with me
question mark
okay Stooges damn I'm laying a trap
I'm laying a trap here you go you go I'm
done potato
no not potato no don't drop all of them
I didn't even know I could do that if
you hold your whole crouch and throw it
throws all of them I didn't know that
okay kidding kidding
did hey I was providing us nom nom nice
potato do you realize how hard they are
to come by they trap lay a trap
did get it get in the boat
come on come on in you go can you go
buddy can you go
yes yes you are mine yeah well you've
been coming back to Ireland the potato
famine is over I told you I have fixed
it
sniper oh God he doesn't want me to
bring him home he just want island to
flourish again no that was an evil
British soldier I see what's happening
I thought those troubled times are over
and bringing it back marvel upon it
this is your new home
you're gonna love it man you know it's
great Ireland is full of prosperity and
traitors that won't go away I told you
are not buying your wares silly Billy
all right where do I put you I need I
need to
I need to figure out how to do this how
do I actually make villager I can make
him become a cleric just by putting a
brewing stand near him that's all it
takes
I don't think I can build a brewing
stand though I think I need to actually
find one of you okay
I mean blaze rod you means I'm gonna
have to go back at the fiery pits of the
Netherlands and see all the scary Dutch
people again I could make a tiny little
prison for you giddy
[Laughter]
you're mine now hello you're stuck in
here
I'm gonna go and make a brewing stand
for you I could just deal to what I have
but that's my Jesus my cardboard cutout
freaked me out like a jump-scare boy
minecraft is dangerous people don't play
it it's a scary gate all right I'm gonna
give you gonna give you some lights so I
don't want things to spawn in there with
you Enderman you like potatoes huh you
like potatoes huh you want some more
potatoes where that came from
where'd he go come here come back here
all running straight to Iceland like
they coward you are
fight back beanie baby some teleporting
all over the place that's what cowards
who can't fight you
God also got an enderpearl
that's pretty good no pipe down drama
queen hoiy hoiy pedant okay we're back
pigmen it's not your place to be you
want to come between portals and really
start feeling some [ __ ] that's where
they get you all right okay we're
heading over this way where was that
second fortress Reno with the lavish
still vanishing you see that this is
stuff I got rid of last time
turns out the Netherlands doesn't move
until you're in it
quantum Netherlands unless you're in the
Netherlands you can't see the
Netherlands that's how it works
science here it is my lovely dark
fortress my lovely lava-filled palace as
I love a filled bud candy if I wanted to
be this is the Netherlands exactly the
lad I'm looking for not today buddy boy
laser plays right come on come on just
Sparkle out a few just sprinkle them in
just Twinkle Twinkle Twinkle sprinkle
sprinkle
we're great are you in here
these are just regular asses you don't
deserve to be in the Netherlands you
didn't go through the hair graph to get
here Oh God
got him got him but now I take fire
damage again forgot ow ow ow oh god oh
god there's so many of them Oh God okay
okay okay I'm not getting hit by any of
them come here meat snack oh good oh
that's a bad boy that's a bad boy I
don't like it I got this watch excellent
take us through my impenetrable shield
because my shield is made of Ireland
yeah I have four blaze rods let's not
get greedy at all let's just bounce out
that's just I am ahead out you know
classic spongebob
Oh die Oh quite hi I'm Alyssa priorities
right now is to not die so if I make a
room did you know a little area that I
have the guy in if I just put a brewing
star next to him he become a cleric
reason wanted to become a cleric is that
they have a chance of being able to sell
you just being able to sell you and her
pearls but not always so if he doesn't
then I'm just stuck with a cleric who's
useless
oh I angered them i angered the masses
oh he won't be accident potatoes
potatoes in the nether okay
did this step chasing no no no ow ow
okay go this way go this way this is
good this is good this is the way okay
okay look at that swimming pool isn't
that nice there's no place like home
there's no place like home there's no
place like home
oh I missed you guys
hi everyone back you miss me I miss you
you still life good job you smoking a
pipe brewing stand
perfect and let's convert the rest of
them into that okay wait a bruit the
brain says stays even if I put it down
right if I put it down wrong I need to
move it again I'm not out of potatoes
oh I had 64 left ah surprised potatoes
an Irishman never runs out
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I'm just gonna put I've did experiments
experimentation I would just I would
just put that there
it what but you're not selling anything
good ha ha ha that was useless you're
useless to me no you're lucky I'm very
close to murdering you stay there no
stay there I need to try this again so
now it's big brain since me bringing you
all the way back to my place is a pain
in my rectum are you still here wait
chick look once for yes ok you're still
here good good - nobody I'll be back I
want to know if I can just big brain and
put this next to somebody here and that
will make them become Clary it's at work
am i speaking the language of the big
brain sorry about your house sir even
anyone's still alive in this godforsaken
dump is it just the farmer guy left was
it just the two of them and I separated
them I think I made a bit I I think that
might have just been two of them I think
I got this village almost eradicated
completely ok yikes that's bad wait
maybe you're up here maybe up in the
Himalayas you're all just having a party
I see ok everybody go home big names huh
by morning that's the sound of danger
guys get out if I trap you nope nope
come back oh I was saying you didn't let
me finish I was just saying if I trap
you and oh let you escape like that yes
and now I put a thing nice you so
garbage as well [ __ ] hmm hey do what he
do I didn't mean to I'm sorry I'm sorry
I'm so sorry
wait if I just put it next to you you
just become one yeah
oh but now it's gone again what what do
you want so trash wait did your job go
away
did you go away where'd you go you all
end up selling the same thing so I'm
certain oh wait a second it's because
you have a level and I need to increase
the level to be able to get better stuff
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hello buddy me back me back big time
yeah I'm gonna sell you some rotten
flesh and you those reason I was keeping
it around all these years I'm not just
to feed my animals who haven't fed in a
really long time huh I'm gonna sell all
of my flesh must sell my body my sell my
body to this trader man hello yes I
would like one emerald hands
huh that's his way sing not bad
tonight is that all the rotten flesh I
had I had way more did you're still a
novice this suckie suckie
I don't like okay I'll use those to sell
back to you to get redstone I just need
you to increase level so many ender
pearls so then I can make n dries super
easy nests then life is good okay so all
my rotten flesh whatever
I've been stockpiling rotting flesh all
these years for nice hello
one more emerald please why have you not
deviled up I'm doing everything you need
me to what's happening we have to wait
ha apprentice
okay okay I can still get this yes
well curve emeralds emeralds emeralds
emeralds this there's minecraft this is
minecraft mine in this house we play
craft minecraft minecraft minecraft dude
I just got to level 30 coz of you thanks
friend mucho pee shadow alright
stop staring in my windows like a creep
I'll call the police they I I know you
can hear me stop pretending yes in here
eyes forward what a dirtbag I have a
diamond sword in here that I've been
waiting to upgrade for the longest time
so let's see what we can get the bane of
arthropods 5
that's that's terrible why would anybody
want this are you
dude you lost your llamas oh he took an
invisibility potion yeah I kept thinking
that they were broken when that happened
but now they take an invisible and then
they just go away okay you're coming
with me come along come on no it's mine
now
you turn invisible and turned your back
on them at the same time that's what
happens when you're invisible
no one can see how much you care all
right come on you're mine now
aah look I got brother for you are you
having being real big excitement right
now I hope so yup
and you hop just remember you're here
forever
what's that you want to be mine too
that's no problem buddy we can make that
happen see in yup
okay I'm on you for some reason that's
an epic way of making you love me I'm
never getting off yes
60% at a time it works every time hey
you all another friend you know you can
go in here with this one come on come on
come on do you go come on everybody nice
happy family is everybody having a good
time yeah good job okay I need to sit on
you though you don't love me yet but you
will there you go stop resisting sooner
or later everyone knows jackaboy okay
sweet dreams pleasant dreams they night
I got to level 30 again and there's a
really nice enchantment that I want to
get next really nice and Chapman for
this hey you think time is sort
sharpness 3 yes what else are we gonna
get out of it
think big give me all of your energy
feed it to me feed it to me right here
yeah I need something real good what
else we get on breaking three and
sherpas 3 not bad not bad
I also think I have a fire aspect fire
aspect what I can stick that on it as
well right there we go blip blop blip
blop and into this time it's swords yes
that only cost me two so far aspect to
is not amazing but now I have a
sharpness 3 on breaking three fire
aspect one sword that's going to come in
real handy in the fight against lender
dragon because all of this stuff I'm
saving fortune 3 and efficiency for well
I'm not gonna use you against an ender
dragon because you can't fight but all
of these gonna be used against the ender
dragon and I'm gonna use infini bow as
well that's gonna be sitting nicely
alongside my boys can you guys give me
five seconds let's better get rid of all
of this stuff it's very satisfying to
just throw stuff in I'm actually kind of
just doing it because I prefer to throw
stuff in I can't disenchant this stuff
it doesn't work here we go everything
burned nicely does it in my palm it's
ready for everybody to come and never
find they're never gonna find that pot
of gold at the bottom of my
you-know-what it's a secret you're not
supposed to know don't tell anyone okay
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smooches
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