Guys, don't call me crazy
but I think this used to be an umbrella?
MAC! Hello, how's everybody doing today in the day of the Lord?
When is – does the Lord have a day?
Now, I just came back from class
I didn't originally plan on filming this video today, but shit just went down and ya boy is trying to optimize.
There's this video trend going around the YouTube, where people are letting their significant others
buy them outfits for them to try on on video.
Now because I am a lonely-ass bitch doing some lonely-ass shit, and also really thirsty for fame and attention
because I'm on YouTube. What else would I be doing?
I decided I want to do this trend, once again
I'm a lonely-ass bitch doing lonely-ass shit, so that makes no sense.
So what's better to do when you're a person on the internet with no significant other? You turn to the Internet.
BOOM! BLAM! What?!
So a few days ago, I tweeted out asking you guys to send me pictures and links of clothing items for me to buy
and try on on video. Cause today, I am letting my viewers dress me. This is terrifying.
(shouting) But we're not done!
'Cause three days after, QUATRO. Wait no. CINCO. Wait. TRES. Oh my god.
The one and only Amazing Phil – Phil Lester from Dan and Phil – you know Dan and Phil.
[Exaggerated and stereotypical shouting in British accents]
Throwback to a video I made four years ago!
I've been on YouTube way too long. Phil decided to tweet out the same exact thing!
The idea that I believed I was being very original on, a few days later was then tweeted out by one of the biggest Youtubers on Youtube.
Now I'm gonna look like a poser!
Being the petty ass bitch doing petty ass shit that I am, I decided instead of waiting to film this video anytime
longer, now is the time to make action, you know?
I have no idea when he's making his video, and I want that suggested videos promo. I'm just – I'm just sayin'.
Now let's stop talking this mess and let's get...
messier. Let's do this...I just got really scared out of nowhere
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So I tweeted out "Send me screenshots of online clothing store pieces (non-expensive) –
'cause I might have the same mind as Phil Lester, but I definitely don't have the same bank account, okay?
Let's be honest. Let's be real. Where is the lie?
"Using hashtag #StyleGayMac and I might order it for video"
And y'all left me some pics. So let's go. Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. Catch a tiger by the toe. If he hollers let 'em go. Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. I like you.
Wow! Sophie tweeted:
Why am I'm actually thinking about buying these?
Wait, should I do it? Guys...
"Women's Metallic Knit Fishnet Tights"
Do you know how big my thighs are?
Do you understand the size of my thighs? Do you realize the lie that will be prescribed upon my thigh?
I'm trying. You know what? Screw it. It's 2017. We're getting tights.
Wow, I love shopping. Spending money is my favorite thing. I swear I'm not crying right now. I'm just smiling.
Tori tweeted out:
A pizza print sweatshirt. I'm actually--I'm actually about this. Bitch, wait a minute, hold up. Y'all know I like food
I could wear prints of my food and people to think I'm just being trendy, and not-- and not sad. So
I'm getting this shit. Purchase
Okay, so we got the tights and the sweatshirt. Now we need an accessory. "Nightmare Before Christmas Jack Skellington Mask."
Perfect. A trash bag.
I can't wear what I already am, guys.
Oh shit, relatable comedy
And we can't wear a pizza sweatshirt without pineapple socks, man. Pizza and pineapple? The perfect combination
And if you disagree you can fight on me with it, I don't care we can fight all day we can fight. And purchase
This a look. L E W Q.
Now let's see how this outfit truly looks on me. Here comes the part where we have to wait, like a few days for it to come
IT CAME, here we go.
Yup, here we go. Let's start off with the tights. SIKE...we did the sweater first, y'all thought. I really like this sweater.
Goddamn. Goddamn. Bitch. Bitch.
Now the tights.
Want a slice?
That wasn't funny. I thought I was gonna be more funnier than it was. Wow. So you're telling me this supposed to go around my thighs?
Y'all want to recheck that?
Don't look at me I'm ugly.
K. Got it. Got it. Second leg, bitches!
What's good? Now here comes the best part. Trying to put them over my thighs, bitch. Here we go.
K, We good, we good. We great... bitch. EVERYTHING FEELS SO WEIRD. Oh my gosh. How do y'all do this?
How y'all make this work? Oh, I feel so exposed. Y'all see this shit? This is a thing now. Mac 2.0, man. Where are the socks?
K, here we go.
Oh my god, they're not coming on!
Biiiitch. Oh wait! One more thing!
Boom!
Hey, big spender. It's a look. So girl, we got this Forever 21... pizza.
Custom made metallic stockings that were not custom made at all.
Louis Vuitton. Minus the Louis. Minus the Vuitton. Pineapple socks, bitch.
It's a look. Wow, honestly can't believe how I just left Alexander McQueen shaking.
Like your fave would never, cause your other fave just did, all right! Y'all really know fashion. Next!
Yum. Delicious. Outfit number two. Here we go.
Let's do something I can take the church. In the name of Jesus, Lord, hallelujah, praise Rihanna.
Asymmetrical split graphic tee...who does this? Who made this? I mean Imma buy it. I ain't a fan of it, but Rihanna gon' love it
okay, bitch. I don't like it...
Purchase. Soft pillar sent me some distressed denim overalls.
Y'all I'm telling you, these hips and thighs don't lie, but we can try. We can try to wear some overalls. Pink's my favourite colour though
so purchase. That's a look too - let's see how it comes out
'kay here we go. Wow, yep. This is so pink! Why is this a thing? Uhh, don't call me crazy guys,
but I think half of this shirt might be shorter than the other half...
I'm not 100% certain, but I just I just think that's a thing that's happening right now.
BOOM!
This is hella soft bitch
THIS A LOOK TOO. Honestly?
Going up to bat, some baseball bitch. I'm so straight look at me. What does it even say? Rebe...stage??
Rebestags...I think.What? Who designed this shirt and was like this is cool? You know millennials
we're just so undecisive of what to wear all the time that we just combine our clothing.
Now here comes the part that's gonna make me hate my body for an eternity:
Trying on online bought pants, bitch. Y'all made me do it
Wow, they really are some overalls, bitch. How do you even put these on? We're just gonna unbuckle them
And... put them on my ass!
One foot, two foot. Now pull up.
Bitch...Bitch we can't. Bitch. WE GOT EM, WE GOT EM! (sigh) Oh my god!
These thighs okay, right? It's just this ass. This ass don't want to go anywhere
That's fine. I'm just going to pull that, and we're gonna bring it like this, bring that around
BITCH. But bitch...
I can't move my legs.
[LAUGHING]
Wow, I love fashion. Hold up. It might be a look. It might be a look.
Look at me look me. I look like I got some responsibility! Watch me do it to them: boom!
Bitch... bitch. BITCH.
Alexander McQueen who? Gucci what? Versace when?
And finally outfit three, bitch. I'm only doing three, this money ain't growing anywhere.
I wanna do something cute, but then like wow at the same time. You know what I mean?
Somehow make it go 'aww' but at the same time blow your pussies out of the water like 'oh my god!' but at the same time
Oh. My. God.
[Laughing hysterically]
BITCH! Bitch... It ain't done, though, wait...
BITCH.
I look like a drag queen from the eighties. I was not consumed by the gay agenda, I AM the gay agenda.
This is it! This is my style now. Y'all did this. Look what you made me do, bitch. This is me, this is exactly where I wanna be.
Demi Lovato was right. Camp Rock, bitch. I have no words. I have none. Y'all got words? Cuz I got none. So that's that.
We did it! We found my style. You guys dressed me.
You guys do care. You guys know what I like. You guys know what I'm all about bitch! And on that note:
We. Are. Done.
Comment down below which outfit is your favorite!
Thank you guys for watching. My name's Mac, and don't forget to like, comment share, and subscribé. BWAH!
Gay.
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