>> Greg: IF YOU BOUGHT
SOMETHING CRAPPY, HERE IS A
RETURN POLICY THAT MIGHT MAKE
YOU HAPPY.
SOME RETAILERS LET YOU KEEP YOUR
UNWANTED PURCHASES INSTEAD OF
RETURNING THEM.
FUN FACT, SEX TOYS HAVE BEEN
DOING THIS FOR YEARS.
BUT IT TURNS OUT IT IS MORE OF A
HASSLE FOR THEM TO TAKE CARE OF
RETURNS.
THANKS TO THE SUPPLY CHAIN
CRISIS AND SOARING GAS PRICES,
STORIES SAY THEY HAVE TOO MUCH
INVENTORY THAT COST A LOT TO
STORE.
IN OTHER WORDS, SOME OF OUR
PRODUCTS ARE SO BAD, JUST KEEP
THEM.
IT’S AMAZING, JUST LETTING YOU
KEEP YOUR UNWANTED ITEMS.
AND GIVE YOU YOUR MONEY BACK,
TOO. THIS IS MORE EXCITING THAN
THIS IS MORE EXCITING THAN
FIGHTING IT ON FINDING AN ONION
IN YOUR
FRENCH FRIES.
NOW IS PROBABLY THE PERFECT TIME
TO BUY GOLD.
AND BE DISSATISFIED.
TAKE THAT.
THERE MUST BE SOME LIMIT,
THOUGH, TO WHAT YOU ARE ALLOWED
TO KEEP, RIGHT?
IF PEOPLE WERE FORCED TO KEEP
THINGS THEY NO LONGER WANTED,
JAMIE WOULD STILL BE MARRIED.
[LAUGHTER]
I’M SORRY, I DID NOT WRITE THAT.
ONE OF THE COMEDIANS WROTE THAT.
SO YOU CAN BLAME THEM.
LARA, DO YOU RETURN THINGS?
IT IS A PAIN IN THE NECK.
>> FIRST OF ALL, I AM THE WORST
BECAUSE I DO NOT LIKE TO GO IN A
STORE AND TRY THINGS ON SO I
OVER ORDER KNOWING I CAN JUST
SHIP IT BACK AND RETURN IT VERY
EASILY, THEY USUALLY INCLUDE THE
LABEL, YOU JUST POP RIGHT ON
THERE, BUT THIS WHOLE THING IS
REALLY KIND OF CRAZY.
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
WE ARE JUST GOING TO LET YOU GET
YOUR MONEY BACK AND YOU GET TO
KEEP YOUR PRODUCT?
I MEAN...
>> Greg: THEN YOU CAN SELL
YOUR PRODUCT ON THE STREETS.
>> OF COURSE YOU CAN.
I DO IT ALL THE TIME.
I AM THE WORST RETURN HER AND MY
HUSBAND HATES IT BECAUSE WE HAVE
BOXES STAND UP EVERYWHERE.
SORRY, HONEY.
>> Greg: IT’S AMAZING, BRIAN,
WE ARE IN REVERSE WORLD.
IF WE ARE IN TROUBLE, WE PRINT
MORE MONEY, CREATE MASSIVE
INFLATION, AND NOW COMPANIES ARE
SAYING, YOU KNOW WHAT, JUST KEEP
THE CRAP, TAKE THE MONEY, WE ARE
GOING BANKRUPT.
>> TELL ME IF I’M WRONG HERE.
>> Greg: YOU ARE WRONG.
>> I A JACKET, I GET HOME, IT
DOESN’T FIT OR I DON’T LIKE THE
JACKET, I WANT TO RETURN THE
JACKET.
THEY SAY I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU
BACK YOUR MONEY, AND YOU KEEP
YOUR JACKET.
SO I COULD HAVE LIED.
I COULD LOVE THE JACKET.
I COULD CALL UP AND I COULD SAY,
I DON’T LIKE MY JACKET.
AND THEY CAN SAY, HERE IS YOUR
MONEY.
AND I KEEP THE JACKET.
>> THAT’S ACCURATE.
>> I COULD LIVE WITH MYSELF AND
DO THIS.
SO THIS IS WALMART, THIS IS
TARGET, THIS IS THE GAP, THESE
ARE HUGE COMPANIES.
>> Greg: WHY DO ONE JACKET?
WHY NOT GO INTO THE PLACE, BUY
LIKE 20 JACKETS, NONE OF THEM
FIT, THEN GO ON THE STREET WITH
THE RACK AND SELL THEM THEN GET
YOUR MONEY BACK AND YOU SELL
THEM.
>> AND YOU ARE HELPING THEM.
>> Greg: THEY ARE APPLAUDING
MY CRIME.
>> I FEEL --
>> Greg: WE CAN TURN THIS INTO
A BUSINESS.
>> OR YOU COULD ACTUALLY STEAL
THEM AND GET OUT OF JAIL IN A
COUPLE OF HOURS, SAME THING.
>> SMASH AND GRAB OR BUY AND
RETURN.
>> Greg: THEY ARE APPLAUDING
THEFT, KAT.
DOES THIS MAKE SENSE TO YOU?
>> I WANT TO SAY NO, BUT ON THE
OTHER HAND, IT’S KIND OF THE
SAME THING I DO.
>> Greg: IN WHAT WAY?
>> LIKE, I WILL BUY STUFF, NOT
LIKE IT, I NEED TO RETURN IT
BECAUSE I WANT TO GET MY MONEY
BACK, BUT I JUST DON’T WANT TO
DEAL WITH IT.
SO THAT I JUST WASTE MY MONEY.
THAT’S WHAT THEY ARE DOING.
THE SAME THING.
THEY DON’T WANT TO DEAL WITH IT.
THEY ARE LIKE, WHATEVER.
TIME FLIES AND STUFF JUST SITS
IN THE BACK OF YOUR CLOSET, GET
AT THE NEXT DAY, YOU NEVER DO,
IT’S STUPID BUT NO LESS STUPID
THAN I AM.
[LAUGHTER]
>> Greg: DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF
CRAP IN YOUR DIVORCED HOVEL?
[BLEEP] THAT YOU BOUGHT AND IS
JUST SITTING THERE?
>> TELL YOU WHAT, I’VE GOT HALF
AS MUCH AS I USE TO.
>> Greg: NICELY DONE.
NICELY DONE.
>> THIS IS CRAZY, RIGHT?
AS BRIAN SAID, EVERY PERSON IS
GOING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE.
I READ THIS TEN TIMES.
I FEEL LIKE WE’RE GOING TO START
A CRIMINAL ENTERPRISE.
>> ABSOLUTELY.
THEY ARE INVOLVED.
BUT THERE ARE SOME
INTERESTING -- PELOTON HAVE A
REALLY GOOD RETURN POLICY.
IF YOU BUY IT, THEY COME AND
PICK IT UP, 90 DAYS YOU CAN RIDE
IT.
I DID THIS AS THEY ARE LEAVING
WITH IT, YOUR [BLEEP] TWITTER.
KEEP IT.
BUT YOU KNOW, SOME STUFF, IN THE
ARTICLE, IT MADE SENSE, THINGS
YOU CAN’T RESELL, YOU MIGHT AS
WELL KEEP THEM.
WHATEVER, CLOTHES, YOU DON’T
WANT TO BUY -- I BOUGHT A PAIR
OF YOGA PANTS THAT CLEARLY
SOMEONE ELSE’S JUNK WAS ETCHED
IN THERE.
I WILL TELL YOU SOMETHING, EVERY
TIME I PUT THEM ON, I FELT BAD
ABOUT MYSELF.
[LAUGHTER]
>> Greg: THAT IS A SAD, SAD
STORY.
THAT IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU
ARE DIVORCED.
>> I GUESS SO.
>> Greg: BUY USED YOGA PANTS
OFF CRAIGSLIST.
MOST PEOPLE DO THAT BUT THEY DO
NOT -- I DON’T KNOW WHAT I MEAN.