with skin this flawless how will do you
think I am
2030 try 60 that's right I'm [ __ ] 60
I'm wearing the latest in age defying
fortifying glamor gloss what not makeup
to get me looking this good don't you
want to look like me what race am i you
don't know I appeal to everyone my race
is beauty and this makeup can get you
there
not this makeup obviously not the makeup
we're selling that would be insane
behind the camera there's a de an
extremely well-paid makeup artist she's
the good stuff
her makeups diamond infused Ronnie our
camera guy is shooting this 30-second
spot with the same camera they used on
Avatar he had this set lit to make me
look like a walking magazine cover to
trick you into buying the skin color
manipulator
you know like alai eyes are forever
after I'm long gone from the set Brandon
here gets paid more than you've saved
for your child's college tuition to sit
in the dark room and blur enhance and
color correct every blemish dark spot
and wrinkle I absolutely do have because
I'm human
Brandon showed the people at papaya here
is a fire a tasty that's fine branding
our manufacturers for the fraction of
the gram of papaya oil in this makeup so
they could show you papaya in the
commercial it makes you think the makeup
is natural plus it reminds you of
vacation maybe I'm born with it maybe
it's 75 grand worth of work maybe you're
born with it probably not and 60 [ __ ]
6
hey everybody it's Brandon and the
papaya from the sketch we just watched I
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have very thin skin emotionally and
literally