Man- where's Fred?
Alfred- right under you!
oh boy
boy
not he ain't getting it in that one
the adjustment
waaaaait for it
no, no, no, relax guys, relax
he's gonna pick the other dock now
this is like,
you know this is like Brady, when he's it's gonna throw to
his receiver to his left, then he goes now I gotta go right
this is one of those moments, oh boy, look at the friend
look at the friend, the friend has no idea of what's gonna happen
oh but is he going to be an Olympian? That's the question
oh boy, what, what, what, what a useless friend, dude!
oh my God, oh no, the panic starts, the panic starts
and now he's, now he's gonna do a loop
loop the loop, and the friend is in the front doing absolutely nothing
kind of like what I did the other day
when my nephew
was on the boat, wow, bro, this is
this is, this should be fast forward
this should be fast forward. Oh my God, what is this, guys
Welcome to the Chit Show guys, this is the first boat that has come into the Marina today
my name is Alfred Montaner and you're watching the Chit Show
um
wow
you need to get more friends, bro
I mean
there you go
this guy has controlled
this guy's a warlord over here at Black Point guys, there's nobody coming on
on ramp three
you're done, guys
that's it, there's nobody coming in
oh my goodness bro, what is this, bro?
I'll tell you, this could have been easily avoided if the friend would've just jumped over
let's see what this guy
this guy's wondering what's going on
well
look on the bright side, guys
I mean, you can
you know, pick up
the trailer and put the boat backwards, theoretically it's probably possible
it's not recommended
it's not designed to be that way, but
oh, they're actually trying to adjust it, but that
oh man, this is gonna be like
an LA fitness workout, hold on
waaaaait
for it
ah man, the things that you see over here, bro
let me tell you
you guys are number one, baby!
the first clip
at the boat ramp
the boat ramp is on fire, my friends
if this is how the day is gonna start, guys
yeah, it's gonna
it's gonna be kind of wild, I would say
I'm just guessing, vek
I'm just guessing
yeah bro, listen
it happens guys, it happens
it happens, I was filming the other day
after the chump series
which most of you guys didn't watch, because you guys are just
shallow people, like only to watch people
messing up
and uh yeah, that was a dig at
cause
yeah, you guys just only like to watch the Chit Show
but yeah
having that said, I went live, to be nice
and show you guys exactly how the entrance of Black Point is
and you guys were dogging me, because
I controlled the bandwidth
on my live stream
so
so yes, I was slightly hurt
slightly but not a lot
we got some other boats coming in, guys
but that was a funny video though
the thing is, you guys didn't really get to see what happened. My
my nephew was coming in, he thought I was going to grab the line
and
I was like, I'm filming bro, I'm live on YouTube
and I kind of set them up, but
you know
it was kind of a boring entrance, so I was like, yeah
I'll get them uh
I have a mega scene
she's ready
uh-oh, she's staying low, she's staying low
she's staying low, he's coming in a little hot guys, ladies, ladies
stay back, stay back ladies, lay back, this might get bad
oh, close your eyes, friends
close your eyes, no
*dying sounds*
mandatory help, the mandatory help, because this guy
helped the other guy, and now he's like, hey bro do me a favor
so
good
it's always nice to see
the guy who was on your boat do nothing on your boat, but then
somebody else comes in, they're all, they're all
they're all in
all in, guys
bro, change your friend, bro, change your friend
I hate to say this, but you have to change your friend
it's 90 degrees and guys wearing a jacket, change your friend, bro
I don't know
something weird, weird going on here, I don't know
I'm just saying bro, I'm here like
analyzing the situation
I'd be really upset right now
I'd be saying, bro
because of you I'm on YouTube now, I'm a star
and uh
you're there look at this, look at this!
he's like tying it up
what do you want, do you wanna...
want a little bit of pad express so you can go ahead and hose it down?
polish it up
wow
this is not easy
ooh, we got a big old cobia coming out back there
what is this, my friends? what is this?
what is this?
those are the key words right there guys, what is this?
that's what I say to myself all the time
sometimes I say, what the hell is this?
what's really going on? and then I have to
analyze exactly what's going on
what the hell happened there?
it looks like he let let go the winch
and it's sprung the boat up
the bow of the boat
this way here casually while this boat
and the truck go in
I'm calling it, guys
over here at Black Point Marina
the warlock
OH CHIT!!!
look who's there!
what the!
oh my God!
holy smack!
oh boy!
this is the creepiest picture ever, bro
look at that
the croc
oh boy
oh boy!
waaaait for it!
oh my goodness
oh boy
that's Fred, guys
that is Fred
Fred the crocodile
over here at Black Point
got some
guy taking a picture of him
oh, it's kind of creepy though, bro
I haven't seen him in a while
so that's nice
it's nice to see them, oh my goodness, this
family has no idea
that it's going to go right behind their sailboat
oh my goodness, look, look, look!
oh shoot!
they're here trying to open, bro, I hope that
they're opening it
and they have no idea
there's a monster
below
hiding
waiting
to eat you!
*tense scene*
"guys, let's go for a dive"
"come on dad"
oh boy
and then you guys are crazy
and you go swim
over there at the boat ramp, bro
keep on acting crazy bro, Fred's gonna have a meal one day
he won't eat me, bro
I still smell like dirty chum
oh my goodness
I will never, ever
ever
do
a thousand chump
a thousand pound chump video
back to regularly scheduled programming after
Fred decided to go ahead and make an appearance dude, it looks like he's gotten longer, bro
there's a smaller one, I think it's his lady
out here at the boat ramps too, but uh
oh man, what's going on here?
that's not the right angle, buddy
I think your your flag is gonna touch the water
that would be a disgrace
adjust, there you go, thank you
waaaaaaaaait for it
guys nothing happens good, you got a croc,
vultures, and a pelican
I mean, this has to
oh wait, we might have something going on over here, hold on, guys, hold on
I know, your ADD doesn't uh
accept my movements
but this might, this
possibly be funner, oh
and uh
the bag, the bag of death is what I'm gonna call that blue bag
I don't know what's going on with that bag, bro
but I will tell you this, it's not cocaine, cause
they would have took that a long time ago
damn Cubans, damn Cubans!
that chit would have been on the street
already
it's a joke people, it's a joke, I'm Cuban, I could play around with Cubans
cancel him!
canceled!
damn, I gotta do a Chit Show canceled, shirt
oh oh!
waaaaaait
damn your mother!
damn barcero!
sorry guys I had to damn one of my own
he went really fast, and
sorry
oh no
boom, there goes the side, don't worry about it, it's gonna tap it
tap it, pad express, doesn't matter, we got it, we got some
um
yeah, so somebody went ahead and came in hot
and I just wet my feet
so now my shoes are wet
so
damn it
sorry
sorry! I didn't mean to say a bad word
but it's not really a bad word
it's just the way I said it
I said it with hate in my heart it's just the way I said it
I said it with hate in my heart
in my heart
the black heart
oh no!
yeah. I hate being out here for hours having wet feet, it sucks
all right let's see who else comes in, bro this is becoming a Chit Show for real, bro
um look at this, everywhere
everywhere, there's somebody everywhere making a scene
look at the parking back there
this guy can't come in, this guy can't come out
he's far
he's having a challenge!
oh boy, this could get kind of
scary really really fast
he got it, he got it, he got it
oh!
chit!
damn!
what a fall, bro!
damn, he fell hard, bro
damn it
oh man!
damn
bro, he fell hard
chit
sorry bro
I'm not trying to laugh, bro
that was a funny jump
oh man, that's horrible, bro
Alfred- wow bro, damn that sucks. Man- Alfred!
Alfred- what's up!
Man- unintelligible
Alfred- right now!
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