- [Narrator] Yo mama so fat.
She broke the 256 block limit on Minecraft.
Her Splash Attack does damage.
Her blood type is Nutella.
Not even Superman can lift her.
Yo mama so ugly that Minecraft creepers
are afraid of her.
She's the reason why the Ninja Turtles hide in the sewers.
Hello Kitty said goodbye.
(dramatic music)
When she watches TV, the channels change themselves.
(shivering)
- Patrick she's back.
- I can't do this again!
- [Narrator] Yo mama so stupid,
she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
She thought that Starbucks was alien currency.
She took her computer to the doctor because it had a virus.
She threw baseballs at Batman.
- I'm Batman, ow!
Stop it lady, ow!
I'm a, ow, I'm not that kind of bat man, ow, ow, stop it.
- [Narrator] Yo mama so fat
in Super Mario Galaxy she was a freaking planet.
When I pictured her in my head, she broke my neck.
(crashing)
When she wears her yellow raincoat people yell out
- Taxi!
- [Narrator] When Nappa asked how much she weighed
Vegeta said,
- It's over 9,000!
- [Narrator] Yo mama so short she became Ant-Man's sidekick!
She uses a Tostito as a boat.
She ice skates on an ice cube.
She bakes cookies, (dinging) with Keebler Elves.
(rumbling)
- I smell cookies and I want them!
I want them in my stomach!
- [Narrator] Yo mama so ugly,
when she bought a new car it transformed and ran away.
- Let's get out of here.
- [Narrator] She made my Happy Meal cry.
(gasping)
(crying)
Her reflection said,
- I quit.
- [Narrator] She turned Medusa to stone.
(screeching)
Yo mama so stupid,
she tried to climb Mounatin Dew!
She stays up all night trying to catch some sleep.
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She uses Old Spice Body Wash to cook.
- Smells like power!
(exploding)
P-p-p-p-power!
- [Narrator] Yo mama so fat
when she went out in a green bikini
(screaming) (dramatic music)
everyone shouted
- Godzilla!
- [Narrator] She takes selfies in panorama mode.
Even Dora couldn't explora.
Her.
Snorlax evolves into her.
(whimsical music)
- [Narrator] Yo mama so hairy,
Big Foot took her picture.
When she woke up, she found herself in a cage at the zoo.
The only language she speaks is Wookie.
(grunting)
Yo mama so ugly,
when she took a selfie, the picture said censored.
Government decided to move Halloween to her birthday.
She's the reason why Sonic runs fast.
She made the Joker stop laughing.
(laughing)
(sighing)
Yo mama so stupid,
she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.
- Stop pulling so hard.
- [Narrator] She returned a donut
because it had a hole in it.
She sold her car for gas money.
She made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
(crickets chirping)
Yo mama so fat,
when The Flash tried to run around her
he died before he could even get halfway.
Her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
When she stepped on a scale, (dinging)
it read my phone number. (phone dialing)
Cupid's arrows couldn't pierce her.
Even Kirby can't eat her.
(whirring)
Yo mama so old,
when she was in school there was no history.
She used to babysit Apocalypse.
- No, it is not my bedtime.
- [Narrator] Her birth certificate says expired.
(buzzing)
When she went to the museum
she saw some of her exes.
(dramatic music)
(growling)
- (gasping) You came back, you finally came back.
I saved this kitty for you.
- [Narrator] Yo mama so ugly,
she makes blind kids cry.
(crying)
When she joined an ugly contest they said,
- Sorry, no professionals.
- [Narrator] Bob the Builder said,
- I can't fix that.
- [Narrator] When she plays Super Smash Brothers,
(screaming)
the characters run off the stage.
(exploding)
Yo mama so stupid,
she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
When I told her Christmas was around the corner
she went and looked for it.
She tried to wake up sleeping pills.
- Wake up you sleepy head.
- [Narrator] She got hit by a cup
(thudding)
and told the cops she got mugged.
- Stop resisting.
- [Narrator] Yo mama so fat,
she volunteered as tribute for the Hunger Games,
'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
She doesn't need internet, she's already world wide.
Her school pictures were taken by a satellite.
She wakes up on both sides of the bed.
She doesn't fit in a yo mama video.
(crashing)
Yo mama so short,
she hang glides on a Dorito.
She travels on a toy train.
She limbos under the door.
You can see her legs on her driver's license photo.
- How do you even freaking drive this car?
- Sh!
- [Narrator] Yo mama so frickin' ugly,
the Terminator said,
- You, I won't be back.
- [Narrator] She made an union cry.
(crying hysterically)
- Put her away man!
- [Narrator] Forever Alone guy denied her friend request.
When she went into a haunted house,
she came out with a job application.
Yo mama so stupid, she saw the McDonald's drive-thru sign
she drove through the building.
(crashing)
She goes to the post office to send an email.
When she heard it was chilly outside,
she ran and got a bowl.
She spent the whole day saying am not to R2-D2.
(beeping)
- Uh, am not.
- [Narrator] Yo mama so fat,
people jog around her for exercise.
When she sat on the iPod, she made the iPad.
When she asked for a waterbed
they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.
She puts on her belt with a boomerang.
I took a picture of her last Christmas
and it's still printing.
Yo mama so hairy,
when your father took her out to eat
the waiter said,
- Sorry, no pets allowed.
- [Narrator] She stars in Donkey Kong games.
When she auditioned for Planet of the Apes,
they made her pack leader.
Yo mama so ugly,
she's the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Her pillow cries at night.
- Why?
- [Narrator] She keeps a steak around her neck
to get the dogs to play with her.
When the Kool-Aid man busted through her wall,
(crashing)
he said,
- Oh no!
- [Narrator] When she played Majora's Mask,
(dramatic music)
Moon yelled,
- No, no, no!
- [Narrator] Yo mama so stupid,
she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
She stopped at the stop sign
ans waited for it to say go!
She returned a puzzle because she thought it was broken.
She spent 20 minutes staring at carton of orange juice,
because it said concentrate.
She played got your nose with Voldemort.
(zapping) (thrilling music)
(yelling)
Yo mama so fat,
she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.
She's a citizen of every country.
The horse on her Polo shirt is real.
When she fell in love, she broke it.
When she climbed into a monster truck (crashing)
it became a low rider.
(electronic music)