Okay, I'm gonna say what time is it and then you're like,
(in a singsong voice) coffee time. (chuckles) OK?
(tune) what time is it?
(ellie and hannah, unenthusiastically) coffee time
that's so f**kin' stupid,
i hated it
(hannah laughs)
good morning
(ellie) aha, oh yeah, morning dance
(ellie singing over background music) we're all in this together
So basically today, we're gonna be making a coffee with the Keurig. I've never used a Keurig before. Actually that's a lie, I have
I'm gonna go like this. Then we're gonna go like this, then we're gonna go like this
And then we're gonna go like this
(emma laughs)
follow me! let's go get the almond milk!
(emma) um. . .
hi! OK, almond milk. Let's go back! Let's go back!
(emma mumbling) yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
breakfast is served, bitches
oh my god, i look like a boy. (quick gasp) anyways, haha!
It's time for our morning coff-- okay,
I need to crop out my like, vagina
(hannah) so whats on the agenda for today?
(emma) so whats on the agenda for today, you might (purposeful stutter) ask
That's what you may be asking, but, we don't even know no you do know how I'm like we do know we're going
We're going to Coachella shopping, what's up? I'm on the future editing?
Love you bitch should I do a story time yeah, okay? We have a few options number one last name
We're in Walmart and someone was rude to me
I don't know why the way that I'm talking in this clip makes me want to die like
Editing it has been the most painful thing in my life. I'm talking like an idiot. I don't know I'm like
I don't know. It's so annoying also. I know that my room is a mess like don't even
We all make mistakes we all have those days okay, I'm a mess and also I'm really hungry right now
I really want to snack like I would really go for like a nice snack right now, and yeah, that's about it
Sorry for my voice in this clip like I suffered now you have to suffer. That's just what we do these days
You know I'm saying that sounds like feet sometimes. That's just what you got to do these days which is kind of
Number two we saw a javelin or something it was in all my dreams which came from us, Arizonian
It's about a javelina to watch it
Charging my I almost run over a javelina. We're gonna pick a javelina so for all of you uncultured swines no
No, so here's what happened so okay?
well actually
I don't really need to tell the javelina story because I literally just told it we just saw one when we were driving that thing
Is fat and it could barely move, but it was doing great for
They're blind. They're blind. There was one in my neighborhood
That was walking her dog in a pack of like 30 turn and chasing her and they're obliged they were running into poles and stuff
In her dog hear her say here oh
You walrus story so basically yesterday
We were taking pictures in the Walmart he went into the juice section and we were just like kinda
it was really late at night at Walmart wife nobody there juice section it was like the
Yes, it was yeah. Okay. It was the refrigerated section
refrigerated section of the orange juice yeah
I don't know why this was so complicated for us to explain as you can see we're sitting in front of the juice section which
Is refrigerated so it's the refrigerated juice section as you can see we have a nice array of orange juice?
Grapefruit juice, maybe even some lemonade maybe even some cranberry lemonade
I don't give a fuck the moral of the story is we were sitting in front of the juice section and we were being obnoxious
And annoying it's not complicated. It's not rocket science
Thank you very much for my speech and welcome to my TED talk and goodnight and basically this girl comes up
And she's like truth her boyfriend. It's kind of extra
I swear to god these holes cut me off one more damn time
We were being a little bit of hashtag obnoxious
But that's what it's all about that's what being a teenage girls all that you have to be really annoying like the more annoying you
Are the better you're being a teen girl? Yeah, the more you succeed at being a teen all right?
He's like this girl walks by and she's just kind of giving us like the stink
Eye, and I'm like a boyfriend with her boyfriend, which is already annoying because I'm very sinful you. Thank you
He was cute supporting which is also very annoying never let me swoop anyway
She was just giving us a dirty look, and I'm like oh sorry look at my we're blocking the juice
Yeah, just being annoying teen girls. You know how it is
You're also a teen girl, and you're also probably annoying so like you probably get it
I was like so dope we can move and she was like yeah, like I need juice so we like move
And then she like doesn't get juice what a bitch. I'm like my
Moral story don't be a bitch
My big moment I've been waiting for yes, it's one o'clock, but we're still gonna get breakfast all right everybody we're getting
I'll be yours
That's okay
Okay, so I took my
I'm walking without me so rude
tasty afro
Look at these freaking pancakes. I'm gonna cry
They smell like cinnamon bun in my asshole a lot of swag yeah, I've a lot of spice
That's why I like to hear Fergie down to Havana. Thanks seven eight
Hi friends all you suckers out there thought I didn't have friends freaky. Haha P that
I am so freakin tired, and I have to shit so bad
But I'm Hannah and Ellie don't want to take me to take a shit, so I just have like say here
Already hooker once at the restaurant. Okay, okay, okay?
By I love this burrito he is so I love burritos
I cannot wait to take a big fat bite of this little baby boy he
We had a rough morning to say the least
So basically we're supposed to wake up at like 6:30 and Ellie and me slept in till like 8:00
No, we were like Hannah. You go take a shower
We're gonna like whatever cuz me and Ali didn't want to take showers because we don't really care about hygiene swear
I was like Hannah actually has like a boyfriend like chefs
Yes, like if you get a hygiene wears like me and Ellie like smell like pigs all the time today. What are we doing?
We're going pink jeep touring in Sedona also funny story this morning
I did my makeup
And I did it like all really good like I literally baked my face like I baked under my eyes and stuff
And I like did the whole package deal, and I can mooster eyes
And I like did all this crazy stuff that like you know like James Charles would do I literally?
Bronzed way too much, and I like couldn't for some reason
I just like didn't notice and it was like my entire cheek was brown
It was so ugly so yeah, so I did take off all of my makeup okay now
We're going in a circle camera first before we do anything
They don't have ice coffee here, so I might just get like a I don't know
Okay, true, but that's really extra my god donut so sing to me get it get it get it get it get again
I guess I got it nice. I'm at naked smithy. I got a coffee with vanilla stuff in it is it good
It could be better and I also got a strawberry donut
But did you get handed banana - banana ear? What the fuck?
Hi we may or may not be doing a tour in one of these bad boys
Let's just walk
Oh my god
It's not mutual it's someone to say it back
I love gays
Meet Gabe one of the unlucky people who ended up on the paint Jeep tour with us
You would think that he would enjoy the presence of older girls, but um you would be very wrong about the head
Last night for dinner and a burrito
Then I didn't eat breakfast because we just didn't have time and then now I'm eating a burrito for lunch basically all I have to
Tell you is that if you are you need I'm a burrito haha so funny. I like jokes
I'm really tired, and I want to die, huh?
Good morning to you the birds are chirping
Baby boo boo good morning
Yesterday because I just didn't because I'm home really stupid huh today is our last day in Arizona
I'm really freaking sad, but to make today a little bit less sad. I'm gonna make some coffee
Oh, he has three of these little mason jar cups. We're gonna put coffee in it
How freakin cute is that sorry Hannah's naked? I don't know why she decided too late
Said she's gonna lift her shirt up. Yeah. We're gonna. Go ten and instead of putting on a bathing suit
I'm just gonna like I don't know tits up for Harambee
You know I think coffee time let's try it out Cheers
Taste this salad do it
We are at the cutest little diner oh my god, it's literally so cute everything is pink
A full-fledged panic attack, so I'm not gonna fill myself right now because I'm really in a bad mood
Huh they got this cute little milkshake
Thank you, sweetly a shake deal with you guys
I'm a freaking mess, but I mean I'm still gonna show you how cute this place is anyways. It's so freakin cute
Oh my god. Haha. It's cute at all, but I'm freaking out. Hopefully by the time. You're watching this video. I've sold them
You've got my phone's dead like I'm trying to sell them right now and like my phone's dead so like I can't even do it
And I'm freaking out. I'm freaking out a little bit, but we're just trying to be good and what I'm annoyed
I just don't talk because then I don't say anything meat whereas if I do talk when I'm annoyed then I'll say something mean so
Basically, it's moral story
Is if you're annoyed you just don't talk and that is little lesson of the day people unless somebody asks
And you of course have to tell them that it's not personal be like no it's not personal
It's just that I'm annoyed about something else communication is key, but don't be mean that's your lesson of the day and there we go
3:41 a.m.
Yeah, not doing so hot. He said up all night
We kind of did they literally did I took a phat 1 hour enough right now?
We're getting dutch bros so we're gonna do some coffee like probably
We're just a mess I have a stand underneath my nose it hurts. Also. I love you
I just love you like I I know whoever whatever if you're watching this
I just wanted you to know I love you
And I'm like smiling back at me in the future because I'm watching this unlike I do
We're both breaking down in tears be an emotional dude Rick last night. I'm not kidding
I was the only one they did crackling up on
What you do?
I
Look at toad right now in the best way like the hottest toad. I make sure of like a thumb toad. It's great
I love me hey you guys didn't see she didn't vlog for a straight five hours. He won't have a came out
I know I was scared. You know I'm scared like she was so play she didn't say anything she be respected
I think I did Roselia at one point, but she's Leros full when in a bad person I was
Dodge breath, I just want to bro. I know
I'm are you tired dude. I'm hella frickin tired, but hey, it's coffee time. You know what that means, baby, dude
I didn't use my ear pods this whole week except for the first name in the first night when you
Blurred the music and you really got me now for you here, and you play dumb beast mode no
All three of us slept in the king bed or whatever and I was like I was kind of still awake
And they were tired
But I like putting my ear pods or whatever, and I'm like listening to music on my guys if you can hear it
Let me know I'll turn it off. I'll turn it down, and I'm like guys
Can you hear it and they just like no no you're good, but then the next morning
They like we could totally hear it. I'm why didn't you tell me yo I was listening to my spring playlist
It was getting lit in my ear balls. I just wanted to let you have your music time
I know I freaking love you, dude. We're about to order can I have an iced latte with almond milk? I'm sorry already
Thanks again, sir, and then I'll do a medium iced coffee with vanilla everything about Jesse Rose is perfect. It's 24 hours
They have coffee. They have like slushie energy drinks. It's literally the most perfect scenario. Are you?
As well I was up all last night studying her no way are you ready I took it this morning? How was it?
Yes, you're awesome you're the best I love this guy oh my god, this is so flippin good. Thank you so much I know
Right what I mean. I have a spiritual connection to you in my soul. You're my belly but come visit again
It takes people of a great nature to wake me up. Oh
Have an amazing day oh my god, I'm gonna
Big fat case are you it's not a connection that I felt something. There's no
I'm not I don't get sappy up in this bitch, but we about to get sappy up in this bitch
I'm frickin tired as ballsack
But here's the thing if you just talk to people and just give them some love you know
People who are on the night shift you treat them with love people were on the day shift you treat them with love you
Spread your love and you will get things in return. I hate to interrupt this
I'm beautiful speech, but like I don't know where I'm going
I'm sure you do too, so not honestly that shit makes my day oh
Alright get in the left lane. You gotta get behind him with them
No, don't get behind it, but if it does some weird shit. Yeah pass a pass no no double
Don't look at pre coffee makes the world go around baby as I got stay about that's all I got to do bout that
I'm so sad. We're dropping off Hannah banana fee fie foe fan. I'm like what one a desire in it
I got to go back to Michigan. I Wasi you guys and literally like six days
I freaking hate this what's up guys so Ellie's filming meet Rayna about - I'm just let's get in it
Like me now. I'm about to answer my credit card info, so I am emo, and I'm secured to her home alone
I have to go to school today
and I don't know where I'm going never driven this far before and I'm kind of freaking out and having intestinal issues problem, so
Sometimes are basically. We're just go from zero to 100. I don't know how to describe it
Just like there's somebody it's brewing and you need to go basically what it is
You have to take a shit really bad. You know like
That's it so now that her credit card info is done. I can turn it back to her. Thank you the weather is great somewhere
Yeah, we're just chilling. I don't know what I'm doing Vietnam. Wait watch me do this cool thing watch
We just cool thing dude watch me. Just cool. Thank you. I am dude watch me. Just cool thing
I'm like my dude. Are you watching me do this cool thing?
Move up that Creek, I'm at security right now this means I have to say goodbye to my frickin BAE
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