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My name is Roy destroyer, and this is top 10 nerd they're super strong or super fast or super something really talented and cool
So who wouldn't want to sleep with super hero, however not all superheroes are made equally attract them this area and others still have
Legitimate reasons they can't go for a roll in the sack, so let's take a look at the top 10 superheroes who can't get laid
In the number 10 spot we have Deadpool because Liam told me to put that pull in I
Will preface this by saying yes, we know Deadpool has had sex quite a bit of sex
But what you will notice about all his sex scenes in comics is that his face is covered at least the majority
Because in all seriousness it would be pretty hard to climb into bed with someone who looks like a cross between
Ryan Reynolds and a shar-pei as the Merc has said himself coming in at number 9 is rogue
Eventually rogue grows to learn how to control her powers
But for a very long time any kind of touch was out of the question let alone full-on lovemaking
Ever since she accidentally killed her first boyfriend while making out with him sex has probably been the last thing on her mind
For maybe the first since everyone wants what they can't have no wonder gambit stick around for so long. It's just too bad
You couldn't invent an
Electromagnetic sheep like magneto did next up in number II we got Man Thing just looking at this guy
You know he's basically doomed to celibacy for life
I mean unless someone really digs the earthy type I can imagine the tinder profile loves nature and long walks along the swamped
biochemist dr
Theodore Salas was married to Ellen Brant and she even got pregnant with his kid before this whole mess of a swamp incident happens
But suffice to say she couldn't bear to raise the kid and man sings little man-thing
Remains unmanned in the number seven spot is banshee now. There's nothing wrong with this guy's appearance
I'm sure he could attract a number of ladies
Moira MacTaggert among them the problem herein lies and banshees power of which he is named after
Namely the guy has a sonic scream and can produce deafening deadly noises you already get the idea
I think I need to go into further detail, but it's way too easy for this guy to kill his partner
especially if they happen to be a really good time coming in at number six is beak imagine having all the
disadvantages of being a bird
Along with none of the cool stuff that speak for you at puberty barn elbow
Husk started developing a bird-like face and the ability to clumsily flap through the air
He was creepy and not like the cute birds. We note
Even the Dodos were cuter
He didn't clean up a bit nicer his black wing a power suit does wonders for the less fortunate
Next up at number five is bat-mite
This guy was kind of like the impish idolizing mini version of Batman except way less cool while Batman has no trouble with the ladies
Little bat-mite can't quite say the same thing for himself
He's about the size of a smurf super annoying and doesn't even have his own version of the Batmobile
No way to take the ladies to dinner no way to get them in bed not too many people miss him from comic books up
Next in number four we got Spider Man yes
He has kids with Mary Jane so he obviously has to be bumping uglies with her at some point
But let's take a leisurely stroll into the world of spider-man reign a four-issue comic series that introduced us to why spider-man
Technically should not be having sex the radiation that gave him his powers also turns all the fluids in his body
radioactive all of them yeah turns out radioactive sperm causes cancer after prolonged
Exposure so MJ hit the bucket and Spidey thought twice before hitting the sheets in the number three spot
We have spawn he came back from hell for a chance to see his wife again
and what he found was that several years had gone by and his wife had moved on and maybe for her it was for the
Better because he came back a decomposed burnt version of himself he finds solace among the homeless and unwashed
And he doesn't have a sense of humor fellow ugly hero deadpool has the cancer his appearance
He's just freaky looking and mopey coming in at number 2 is maggot because who wants to get into bed with someone who calls themselves
maggot anyway
if there's something very unappetizing
about a guy whose
Digestive tract is replaced with two giant slugs named Eenie and meanie the slugs may transform everything they eat into immense power for maggot
They're not doing him any favors in the sex appeal department we switch them around
He won't ever have to be lonely and finally in the number one spot
We got the thing the poor guys body may be rock solid
But we can confirm that he has not been able to get his rocks up in quite a while
They're just way too many opportunities here fan
Li has confirmed himself that yes, the thing does have a penis made of the same material as his body
But there's no way that he can use that thing at least not with any normal woman even the leash
Ambassadors have to face this fact. Let's just say sex with the thing would be a little hard
So those are the top 10 superheroes who can't get laid
Let me know in the comments section down below which of these heroes is your least favorite. My name is Roy destoroyah
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