- I'M SO EXCITED. - OHH.
I'M EXCITED TO HAVE YOU BACK.
AND YOU HAD A BIRTHDAY SINCE YOU'VE BEEN HERE.
YOU'RE EIGHT YEARS OLD NOW, RIGHT?
- I KNOW. EIGHT.
AND I DON'T EVEN FEEL ONE BIT DIFFERENT.
LIKE, NO, LIKE, I STILL FEEL LIKE I'M SEVEN,
BUT WHEN I WAS SIX AND GOING INTO SEVEN,
I FELT, LIKE--OH, MY GOSH, I DON'T FEEL ONE BIT DIFFERENT.
NO, I HAD FELT DIFFERENT
WHEN I WAS SIX TURNING TO SEVEN, I MEANT.
I WAS TALKING ABOUT WHEN I TURNED SEVEN TO EIGHT,
I DIDN'T FEEL ONE BIT DIFFERENT.
- RIGHT. - IS THIS YOUR CD?
- YEAH, THAT'S-- - IT'S VERY COOL.
- YEAH. - I WISH I HAD THIS.
- YEAH.
I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU. DO YOU WANT THAT?
I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU. OKAY, YEAH, I'LL GIVE YOU THAT.
I'LL GIVE YOU WHATEVER YOU WANT. - OH, THANK YOU.
- YOU JUST LET ME KNOW.
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE ALWAYS DRESSED SO STYLISH,
AND I SAW PICTURES OF YOU AND YOUR BROTHER,
AND IT SEEMS LIKE YOU'VE ALWAYS DRESSED STYLISH, RIGHT?
- [chuckles]
- LOOK AT WHEN Y'ALL WERE YOUNGER.
- [laughs] YEAH.
YEAH, THAT WAS MY THROWBACK THURSDAY ON TWITTER.
[laughter]
ON TWITTER, THAT WAS MY THROWBACK THURSDAY.
RIGHT THERE.
[cheers and applause]
- ANOTHER ONE. OKAY.
WELL, WHAT?
I'M JUST HAPPY TO SEE YOU. I FEEL THE SAME WAY.
- I'M HAPPY TO SEE YOU. IS YOUR HAIR STILL SUPER SOFT?
IT STILL DOES. IT STILL DOES. IT DOES.
- YEAH. YEAH.
- LIKE, USUALLY, WHEN THEY HAVE HAIR GEL ON,
IT WAS SOFT.
IT USUALLY FEELS A DIFFERENT WAY.
LIKE, MY--LIKE, MY COUSIN--
I SAID, "YOUR HAIR FEELS DIFFERENT.
WHY IS THAT?"
AND HE SAID, "I HAVE HAIR GEL."
AND YOUR HAIR DIDN'T FEEL DIFFERENT,
SO HAIR GEL JUST CAME TO MY MIND,
SO I SAID IT'D BE JUST THE WAY YOU ARE
TO NOT PUT ON ANY HAIR GEL THE FIRST TIME,
SO AND THEN AFTER THAT, YOU SAID, "IT'S TOO LATE,"
AND I WAS LIKE, "YOU HAVE HAIR GEL?"
[laughter]
LIKE, HOW? HOW CAN IT BE?
- [laughs]
HEY, LET'S TALK ABOUT WHO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON, BESIDES ME.
YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME, I KNOW. - I KNOW.
- WHO ELSE-- - YOU ARE LIKE THE--
[giggles, stammering]
VERY, VERY PRETTY. - UH-HUH.
- WHERE DID YOU GET THE JEAN FABRIC SHIRT?
[laughter]
OKAY, I KNOW WHO IT IS. LET ME TELL YOU.
- YEAH, TELL ME WHO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON.
- MY PRINCESS SOPHIA GRACE BROWNLEE.
- SOPHIA GRACE. HE LOVES SOPHIA GRACE.
AND SHE'S FOLLOWING YOU ON TWITTER.
- YEAH, THAT'S EVEN MORE EXCITING.
LIKE, I CHECK OUR ACCOUNTS. IT SAYS, "FOLLOWS YOU."
AHH!
I'M LIKE, "OKAY, WHY DIDN'T I FOLLOW HER?
"SHE FOLLOWED ME. WAIT, WAIT.
DOES THAT SAY SOPHIA GRACE?"
- [laughs]
- LIKE, HOW CAN IT BE? - I KNOW.
- IS YOUR EYES BLUE OR GREEN? SOMETIMES YOU CAN'T TELL.
- THEY'RE BLUE.
- OKAY, WELL, IS IT ELLEN BLUE?
- YEAH, IT'S ELLEN BLUE. THEY'RE ELLEN BLUE EYES.
- AND SO ON MY BIRTHDAY, YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE WHAT I GOT.
YOU WANT TO KNOW? - YES, I DO.
- I GOT A NICKI MINAJ PINK BEATS PILL.
- I SAW A PHOTO OF THAT. THAT'S VERY COOL.
IT'S A NICKI MINAJ BEATS PILL,
AND BECAUSE IT'S HER COLOR, RIGHT?
IS THAT RIGHT?
AND WHAT ELSE IS IN YOUR HAND? WHAT ELSE DID YOU GET?
- "A HOGWARTS LIBRARY." SEE THAT? THE RED BOX?
AND THE LETTER IN MY HAND IS ACTUALLY A LETTER SAYING,
"YOU HAVE BEEN ACCEPTED TO HOGWARTS SCHOOL
OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY."
- OH, WOW. THAT'S IMPRESSIVE.
- YEAH.
- HEY.
LET'S--I HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU.
I HAVE A SURPRISE. LOOK AT THIS SCREEN RIGHT HERE.
- HI, ELIAS.
WHEN I SAW ON "ELLEN" PLAYING THE PIANO,
I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST SO TALENTED.
IT'S AMAZING HOW YOU CAN PLAY THE PIANO LIKE THAT.
I MEAN, WHEN I COME TO "THE ELLEN SHOW" NEXT TIME,
MAYBE I CAN SING AND YOU CAN PLAY THE PIANO.
I REALLY HOPE I GET TO MEET YOU NEXT TIME
I COME ON "THE ELLEN SHOW."
BYE! MWAH!
- BYE! YOU TOO!
I HOPE SHE SEES THIS! - I KNOW.
AND YOU KNOW SOPHIA GRACE AND ROSIE
HAVE A MOVIE COMING OUT.
- I KNOW, "SOPHIA GRACE AND ROSIE'S ROYAL ADVENTURE."
I FOLLOW THEM. - YES, OKAY.
WELL, IT COMES OUT MAY 20TH,
AND SO YOU'RE GONNA BE ONE OF THE FIRST TO GET IT.
I'M GIVING YOU THEIR MOVIE.
- OH, I JUST WAS DYING TO GET IT!
- WELL, NOW YOU HAVE THAT TOO.
SO YOU HAVE A LOT OF GIFTS.
AND NOW IN EXCHANGE FOR ME GIVING YOU ALL THESE GIFTS,
YOU'RE GONNA PLAY FOR US, RIGHT?
- YEAH. - OKAY.
ELIAS...
- UM, I DIDN'T KNOW IT HAD GLITTER ON IT.
- IT DOES. - OH, THESE ARE--
I WAS--I THINK IF I HAD THESE FLOWERS,
I WOULD GIVE THEM RIGHT TO YOU.
[audience awws]
[sighs dramatically]
- [laughs]
DO YOU WANT TO PLAY PIANO NOW?
- YES, I WOULD LOVE TO PLAY PIANO NOW.
- OKAY.
[cheers and applause]
- [playing upbeat, bluesy melody]
[cheers and applause]
[speaking indistinctly]
- WELL, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU THOSE GIFTS,
AND THEN ALSO, 'CAUSE YOU ALWAYS WEAR HATS,
AND PHARRELL HAS MADE A HAT VERY, VERY FAMOUS,
SO I GOT YOU A HAT LIKE PHARRELL WEARS,
AND YOU CAN WEAR THIS WHENEVER YOU WANT.
- HERE COME BAD NEWS, TALKING THIS AND THAT.
- THAT'S RIGHT.
- WITH THE HAT! - YEP.
- OKAY, LET ME TAKE THIS ONE OFF.
- OKAY, AND YOU PUT THAT ON.
AND YOU CAN SING THE "HAPPY" SONG.
- I KNOW. BECAUSE I'M HAPPY.