Ugh, is it lunchtime yet?
Woah, Olivia looks so delicious.
Is that vanilla frosting? Mmm!!!
Miles?! Get your nasty mouth off of me!!
So weird.
Gah!! Look at those sprinkles!!
I just won’t bite as hard this time.
Bon appetite!
Hey!! Where are you going?!
I’m just so hungry!!
A small little bite is all I need!!
What is he talking about?!!
Finally!!
Aw, this beat’s sick!
My favorite time of the day!!
And I brought the best lunch ever.
Gotta have the right setup here…
Just the way Mom taught me!
Oh! I almost forgot about the napkin.
Could you imagine?
Gotta protect this shirt, it’s my best plaid!
Seems like it’s in there pretty good.
Can’t risk getting sick, right?
No germs with my sandwich!!
Oh, it’s lunch, huh?
I didn’t even hear the bell.
Who even cuts their bread anymore?
Scissors will do.
Already, down the center, yep…
Ooh! What a mess!
What are you looking at, dude?
This is simply preposterous!!
Ew.
NO!!! Wait!! Olivia!! GAH!!
I’ve got you!!
Yes!! Phew!!
Oh! The magic ingredient.
This will work just fine.
Fits in perfectly, see?
My ID card!! What are you doing with it?!
Aw. All right, I gotcha.
Phew! I’ll be cleaning this later.
You know what this really needs?
A little extra sweet kick.
Well, maybe a lot of extra sweet.
Isn’t it beautiful?
Hey! Is it snowing?
Perfect!
Ooh… AH-AH CHOO!!! Aw.
Excuse me?
Aw, don’t worry, I got you.
Nobody wants a hairy dessert.
Just gonna take it for one second…
Gross.
There! Whew.
Mmm!! This is really good!
Glad one of us could enjoy it.
Next!
Potatoes?
Wait! Hold on.
Don’t wanna take too much of it.
Easy now, just a little bit.
Perfect, thanks!
Potatoes? A nice big one for you.
Cool!
Ready to chow down?
Hold this?
Okay…
There.
Ooh! I love me some potatoes, right?
I gotta make these things last.
First bite’s always the best. Mm!
Ooh. Still flabby!!
What am I doing?!
I gotta burn off all those calories.
Gah! Gah! Gah!
What?
I need my gloves.
Hey, do you mind, Miles?
I guess not.
Thanks! Let’s do this!
Oh yeah! HA!!
Whatever works.
Jump rope?
Why, of course, Olivia.
What else do I have to do right now?
Yep. Cardio time, baby! Woohoo!!
Interesting technique.
Geez! Gah!!
Wanna hand me the barbell?
Seriously? Like I have a choice.
It’s pretty heavy here… Gah!!
How heavy is this thing?! Gah!!
Thanks! Feels good.
One hand, hello!
Feel the burn!
Well, all done! Next!!
What now?! Can’t a man eat in peace?
This better be the last thing.
Or rather… Here ya go!!
Whew! Good workout.
What? Candy?
Yeah!!
I can’t eat this!!
But I want it so badly!!
Resist the urge, come on!!
GAH! I give up. Mmm!!
Oh, that’s good.
I needed that more than you did.
Now I can finally eat in peace!!
I thought break would never get here.
I’ve got a little snack of my own.
Huh? That’s interesting…
My favorite sugary baby!
Hear that? I’ve got my own snacking to do.
Fresh and warm too!
Bon appetit!!
Mm!!
Oh yea? Two can play this snack game!
Whatever.
Woah!
Bet you couldn’t eat all this.
But I can finish every last bite.
You’ll probably get sick, but whatever.
First burger coming right up!!
MM!!! So salty…
Heads up!
Gross. Good skill though.
No time for utensils.
Just stuff everything in there!!
I’m anything but a sloppy eater.
Unlike this monster over here.
Who you calling monster?
All done.
I’m done too!!
Okay…? Now it’s time for clean-up!!
The more towels the better!! Woohoo!!
So versatile, right?
Geez, watch it with those, okay?
You get a towel, and you get a towel!!
What’s that? Iced tea?
It helps me with my digestion.
No fair!! I want something yummy to drink!!
Gimme that thing!
You’ve got plenty to share. Gah!!!
Hey!!!
Are you crazy?!
Look how much he’s wasting!!
Mmm!!
Wanna shoot some hoops?
It’s time to eat now, okay?
Yeah!!
What do we have here today?
Ugh, can’t mix the carrots and bread.
There, that’s better.
Why do they use such small plates?
Huh? You haven’t taken a bite yet?
I like to get the perfect bite, okay?
Hmm… So many seeds…Not bad!
Seeds? Hurry up, Olivia!
I just need a couple of minutes.
Can’t get this piece of carrot…
Ugh, come on…
Ha! You’re mine!
Mmm!! Yummy!
What? Let me help—
I got it, okay?
But Olivia!
Chill, it’s all good. It’s just lunch.
But I wanna go play!
Uh oh…food coma… Hrrrrrrrrrr
Mm! Tasty…
Huh? What happened?
You’re STILL eating?!
I’m getting outta here, okay?
What’s his problem?
I just enjoy my food, is that a crime?
I’m so happy it’s finally fried chicken day!!
Shall we dig in?
Sounds good to me!
It looks great.
Tastes great too!!
Could use a little flavor though.
Mind if I —
How did you eat that so fast?
What, I was hungry!!
No judgment…
I haven’t even started on mine!
Woah!! Is all that fruit just for you?
Mm-hmm!!
Geez. Anyway.
Still needs a little something.
What?! How did you finish all that?!
I chew fast.
I’d say so!!
Here's the pep—
Woah!! That’s one giant chocolate cake!!
Don’t tell me you’re gonna…
Gonna what? Ooh, yeah!!
Mmm!!! So rich!!! Mm!!
Hey, whatever floats your boat.
Ugh. It still needs a little flavor!!
Just grabbing the —
Woah!! Miles!!
At least I still have mine!!
And perfectly seasoned too.
Aah!! You ate all my chicken too?!
Have you no control?! Hmph!!
Man, I’m stuffed!!
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