- Today I'm going to be reacting
some of my favorite videos I found on
Subtle Asian Traits
in the last few weeks.
If you don't know what Subtle Asian Traits is,
or SAT for short,
Wikipedia defines it as a Facebook group
dedicated to Internet memes,
jokes,
and discussion surrounding the Asian
experience in the West,
which is me.
I love this group.
I scroll through it every day.
And I'm sure a lot of you guys watching this video,
you guys like the group too,
right?
There's like what?
45 billion people in there now.
And if you're Asian and you've never heard
of this group where do you live?
Like North Korea?
Don't @ me Kim.
There probably are some North Korean
Subtle Asian Traits members.
There has to be right.
They have Wi-Fi in their country.
North Koreans like memes too.
I'm sure Kim Jong Un just sits in his palace
and scrolls through Subtle Asian Traits just chuckling.
(mock chuckle)
Smacking the melon.
My dad Kim Jong-Il totally does this.
Park,
come over here Park.
Remember the time we went to the grocery store?
The only grocery store in North Korea with fresh fruit
and Kim Jong-Il senior...
Glory to the motherland.
Kim Jong-Il smacked the melon like there was no tomorrow.
Remember that shit?
You know when you wanna cook the rice?
When you're mom comes home and you forgot to cook the rice.
Oh that's totally us!
(TV static)
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pause the video,
hit the like button for me,
and we'll jump right into it.
(TV static)
(speaks Japanese)
(laughs)
(vibrant alert sound)
(gags)
(laughs)
(gags)
(vibrant alert sound)
(gags)
(speaks Japanese)
(laughs)
That is a waste of boba.
Do you know how much a cup of boba cost?
It's like 47 bucks or something.
Right?
And this guy is just spitting it all out.
I turn off every light in the house before I go out.
To try to save money.
And this guy is just vomiting out boba on purpose.
I know that's a light back there right now
in my YouTube video.
I know it doesn't looks nice.
I didn't just forget to turn it off.
I turn it on just for you guys.
It really hurts my heart.
(dastardly laugh)
See the electric meter ticking up
because I make my dumb YouTube videos
and these guys just wasting food on purpose.
Also who drinks boba from a bowl?
(laughs)
(gags)
(vibrant alert sound)
(gags)
(slow motion gag)
I just think they have too much time on their hands.
Get a job and maybe you can afford a nicer place.
You won't need to have your dinner table
right next to your bed.
(TV static)
(inaudible sound)
That's how good Chinese people are at using chopsticks.
They know how to use chopsticks
while they're still shitting their pants.
I don't know about you,
but my chopsticks career never started this early
This Chinese mom is going like,
okay you want to shit your pants go ahead,
but I don't want to see you using a fork in my household.
(loud chewing)
I think we all have that one Asian friend
who can't use chopsticks.
Send them this video
and shame them.
This Chinese baby is better than you.
Lets shame people in to learning their own culture.
Don't fat shame people that is bad but you can totally
chopsticks shame Asian people.
How else are we going to keep your culture alive
without shaming you a little bit.
That's how I learned how to use the nunchuck.
You think I really wanted to do that?
No.
It was a stigma in society back in Malaysia.
If you don't t how to use a nunchuck you're dead to us.
(TV static)
( 🎵 All The Way 🎵)
He did the right thing there,
alright.
He hugged the guy and he gave the jacket to the girl.
This is how you don't get "Me too'd" in this society.
You can't be going up to a woman
and hugging them from behind.
Like what are you doing?
Don't be a creep.
You want to hug a woman.
Hug them from the front.
Give them a chance to escape.
(TV static)
- Oh my god my heart!
(laughter)
Ahh!
Making me fat!
(laughter)
Ahh!
Making me fat!
(laughter)
- Leave the rice cookers alone.
I hope all that trash and debris in the background,
I hope that is just not rice cookers she's destroyed.
You know there's a rice cooker shortage in the
western world right.
How many times have you seen people microwaving rice?
Huh and you are just destroying rice cookers.
If you see someone eating Uncle Ben's,
any type of microwaveable rice from a pouch,
give them a rice cooker.
Don't be destroying it.
It breaks my heart seeing this.
Do you have any white friends
can you donate your rice cooker to them.
You need to tell white people about rice cookers by the way,
It's a magical thing that they don't know about.
They are still stuck in the dark ages using a sauce pan
like a World War II soldier in the trenches
lighting a fire with twigs.
Get with the times people.
(TV static)
This is titled Asian moms secret training institute.
(upbeat music playing)
(laughs)
(upbeat music playing)
He rolls on the floor.
(upbeat music slowed)
He rolls on the floor.
I don't know about you
but if my parents are hitting me,
I never suddenly do gymnastics in the middle of it do you.
This is funny,
Asian moms secret training institute.
That is a great caption.
This is real.
This is level one of your basic training.
When an Asian mom gives birth,
they have to enroll in a course
and this is where I they go.
They learn the art of snippers,
slippers.
Snipper.
Slipper.
Snippers.
(mumbles)
Slipper throwing.
Jesus Christ.
(TV static)
Let me know in the comments below,
which one of these videos was your favorite.
If you liked this format,
I will do more stuff like this.
I love Subtle Asian Traits.
I love talking about the videos in there.
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And I'll see you in my next video.