- Let me just roll up my sleeves.
(upbeat mystical music)
- [Harry Potter] I'm Harry, Harry Potter.
♪Bada ba ba, bada unboxing!♪
Hey guys, Tessa here.
And for today's video
I'm going to be unboxing
one, two, three, four, five, six boxes
from LitJoy Crate.
So many boxes!
This was all gifted to me.
Some of these are full-on subscription boxes.
Some of these boxes are just a grab bag
of things that LitJoy Crate sent me from their past items.
It's just full of surprises,
and I'm really excited.
Most of these were gifted to me a while ago,
but I just felt
too depressed, and sad,
and overwhelmed to unbox them
until now.
I just wanted to wait until I was feeling better,
because I really love this company.
They're amazing. Their stuff is amazing.
Right now you can go to their website and subscribe
to receive their new magical subscription boxes for 2021.
I'm telling you,
this is like the best Harry Potter subscription box
that you can get.
They get all of my love,
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as well as their Instagram in my description box below,
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Okay,
ew!
Do you ever just hate yourself?
(Tessa laughing)
Lets open them!
It's just like Christmas.
Ah!
Okay, first box.
Oh shoot, my scissors are over there.
Joe?
Help?
(light violin music)
Oh, they're just over there.
Thank you.
- Is this recording?
(Tessa laughing)
(scissors clicking)
Snip. Snip.
(Joe gasps)
(Tessa laughs)
♪Da, dada, da, da!♪
Oh my gosh, this smells so good.
Is this a blanket?
It looks cozy.
Oh, it is a blanket.
What is this?
What is this a map of? Hogwarts?
Oh, there's Hogwarts, and Hogsmeade,
And then Kings cross,
and the forest of Dean,
and Godricks Hallow,
and shell cottage,
and the burrow in Malfoy Manor,
and the of the ministry of magic,
and Ruben drive.
It has it all.
I feel so safe.
- Harry. There's someone watching us.
- I'm so happy.
Oh my gosh, is this what smells so good?
I think so.
I think it's this candle.
(inhales deeply)
Mmmmm,
oh my gosh.
It has like an evergreen scent.
Oh, it's a Deluminator candle.
Oh, it's Ron!
It's Ron coming back.
Oh, I get it.
Because this candle
it's like a deluminator!
It goes,
boop!
It's also very festive.
(dramatic gasp)
No way!
Is this Hermoine's bag?
Oh shoot,
oh shoot!
This is amazing.
I am blown away by this.
Look at how gorgeous this is.
It's perfect.
This is perfect.
There's still more things.
There's still so many more things.
I'm so spoiled.
It's like a book cover or I think you could put
like a Kindle or an iPad or something in here.
Very nice.
Next thing.
Oh,
it's a pin.
Hang on a minute.
This says here it is set forth.
The last will and testament of
Albus Percival Wulfric
Brian
Dumbledore
and look what's inside
the freaking resurrection stone.
Freaking Dumbledore, I open at the close.
Always got to put those riddles in there.
Yeah Harry, I see socks in the mirror.
Okay.
Oh my gosh, a mug.
Ah!
It says worst camping trip ever.
Look at this mug though.
Oh, I'm obsessed.
Anytime I go camping, I'm definitely bringing this mug.
What is this?
It's a puzzle.
250 piece puzzle.
So this is what the puzzle is of.
But look at freaking Harry and Hermoine,
look at their outfits.
They look so good.
This is so cute!
Guys, I love puzzles.
I love doing puzzles at family functions,
so I can like still listen to everyone,
but also not.
I think this is a pillow case.
Wow.
(Gasp)
Socks!
Oh my gosh, it's socks.
Dobby!
They say keep off the dirigible plums.
Are you kidding me?
Oh my gosh, it like goes with what I'm wearing.
It's so Ravenclaw!
Luna would 100% wear these socks.
Oh my gosh.
She would love these,
they're perfect.
Ah!
Whoa guys,
look at this pen.
It has the sword,
and the freaking patronus doe leading to the sword.
Oh my gosh.
At first I just saw the sword and I'm like,
Percy Jackson?
(Tessa laughing)
Oh, we got a nice note book here.
The life and lies of Albus Dumbledore.
You guys know?
I love notebooks.
I collect notebooks and I never write in them.
Oh, flashy as hell,
just like Dumbledore.
Also some beautiful cards.
So here we have Mr. And Mrs. Weasley.
There's Ron,
my girl Hermoine Jean Granger,
looking like a badass.
Here we have Hagrid.
I love how Hedwig just like got really
pissed at Harry sometimes.
And then this one is so cool.
Look at this.
Oh my God, heck yeah.
I'm horrible.
Oh my goodness!
Oh, these are those bookmarks.
Lucius the absolute queen, the King of the gays.
But Lucius has style.
- So?
What now?
- He has a freaking cane,
as a wand.
That's so cool.
That's cool.
Got to admit,
even if you hate him,
style.
Oh my gosh, it's a wedding invitation.
Look at how pretty this is though?
Why is this going to be better than my wedding invitation?
There's something in this little pouch.
If that Hedwig pouch,
and there's a little Hedwig ornament!
This is the pouch, this is Hedwig's home.
And then this was inside!
(kissing noises)
Box number two.
Oh!
First we have,
oh my gosh this is so perfect!
I'm like squealing.
So we have a little pygmy puff in the cage,
but it's a purple boy,
and the other pygmy puff that I have was a pink boy!
I'm just so excited about this, look at my family!
Guys, we must name him.
Please, name him in the comments.
Do you love your homes?
Yes.
Oh my gosh, this is another notebook!
They're gorgeous to add to my notebook collection.
Oh, these people know how to do their foiling.
I will write in these.
Haha, psych.
I never write my notebooks.
Are you kidding me?
12 fail safe ways to charm witches,
I should give this to Joe.
Just kidding, I'm the only witch in his life.
(Tessa laughing)
What's in this box?
Actually. We need to take a second.
Look at how beautiful this box is.
Oh, let's see what's in here.
Oh my gosh.
Florean Fortescue's ice cream inspired flavors,
Chocolate raspberry tea.
Oh my gosh.
That smells like heaven.
Look at this Olivanders box.
Ooh, it's a wand.
Oh,
and it's tiny.
It's Tessa sized.
It says wand properties,
Cedar wood with dragon heartstring core.
9.72 inches,
unyielding.
I love my small wand.
(Tessa laughing)
This packaging is out of this world.
This is happening.
What is this?
Wait, how does this work?
This little thing is magnetic,
and sticks to here.
You put this little baby on top
and then you attach the little owls to it.
Okay. I got to attach to the owls.
Okay. Hold on.
I'm going to put this over here.
Look at the owls.
Oh, it looks like they're flying.
This is
so gorgeous.
This is for you young Tessa
who wanted all the Harry Potter things when you were little
but there wasn't any.
So you just had to collect sticks off the ground,
and pretend they were wands.
You guys don't know how many sticks I had.
Oh, this looks fancy
A velvet pouch.
So
pretty
look, that's a alohomora spell.
It's so heavy too,
Madame Primpernelle's plum et bloom perfume,
Holy crap.
Wow.
This is going right on my shelf.
I love you.
You're so beautiful.
Let me just put on some perfume.
I also want to keep the box cause I love the box as well.
That's the thing about everything
in these LitJoy boxes
is that the packaging is
(kiss noise)
amazing.
So it's like usually the packaging I just want to throw out?
Every packaging, I want to keep.
Ooh!
(Tessa laughing)
It's the magical menagerie.
There's an adult frog inside.
But see, when I was talking about packaging
I guess technically this would be a toad, Tessa,
not a frog.
There's chocolate frogs,
and then there's toads that you bring to Hogwarts.
This is me like, wait, hold on.
But there's a frog choir,
but are those frogs or toads?
I always thought that they looked like toads
but they call it the frog choir.
But those are toads.
Like those
(honking noise)
those singing, they are toads.
There's a,
there's a difference between a frog and a toad.
Oh, I have to name him.
You guys are naming the pygmy puff.
I will name him Mozart.
No, because I need him to sing.
Josh Groban.
(Tessa laughs)
Ooh.
Okay, this is adorable.
Look at this Weasley Wizard Wheezes Staff.
A little staff pin.
Ooh!
Some more pins to add to my collection.
I'm also starting like a Harry Potter pin jacket.
It's this Ravenclaw jacket I had
that I like never wore.
But then I was like,
Oh, what if I put all my Harry Potter pins on it?
Kind of like, like Tonks would wear
I feel like Tonks would wear a really cool, like jacket.
But look at this pin.
I remember when I went to the wizarding world,
and I brought Sophie,
and she just wanted to stay and Knockturn Alley.
It was like her favorite place in the world.
Look at this beautiful thing.
It says welcome to Diagon Alley.
And then it has the little map of Diagon Alley.
Oh my gosh, I'm going to cry.
Look at this.
It says my first visit to Diagon alley.
And then it's little.
It's like a little photo booth Harry and Hagrid.
I am like seriously crying.
(Tessa laughing)
Next thing!
Hello? How do I open.
Whoa.
Oh my,
(Tessa laughing)
wow!
Oh my gosh, I can put pins in here.
Haha!
I have a new one to put all new pins in.
Okay, There's one other thing in here.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, it's a little Newt Scamander case.
Am I worthy to open the case.
(gasp)
what's in here?
What is this?
Guys, Newts Scamanders Fantastic Beast pins,
12 day advent calendar.
That's what this is for!
I'm obviously opening them all now.
It's Pickett,
on a little locket!
(gasp)
Oh a little demi guy!
A little Fwooper!
Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!
Ugh, I can't see.
Oh! Oh my gosh,
It's the little sea monster one.
Oh sh!t, oh f#ck, I can't remember its name.
Oh,
think, think!
What the heck?
It's not on this list?
I can't remember.
I'm total.
I'm calling Brizzy.
(Retro superhero music)
(phone ringing)
Hopefully she answers.
- [Brizzy] Hello?
(Tessa laughing)
- Hi. I have a quick question.
- [Brizzy] Sup?
- What was the name of the sea monster
in Fantastic Beasts?
- [Brizzy] Kelpie.
- Kelpie!
Oh, thank you!
(Tessa laughing)
I was like,
I know that.
- [Brizzy] Were you just like Loch Ness Monster?
- Yes!
- [Brizzy] Loch Ness Monster,
no!
(retro superhero music)
- I remember fwooper and I couldn't remember Kelpie?
I'm like see monster,
Loch Ness monster.
Oh boy.
Number five
Oh, he's so sweet.
Sweet little babies.
Baby moon calves.
What do we have here?
Oh,
it's my favorite.
Can you guys guess?
It's a Niffler,
with a snitch!
Occamie coming out at the tea pot.
It's a little Phoenix!
Oh shoot,
what are these called?
The swooping evils.
Right?
Thestrals,
Oh, I love them so much.
Is this a Thunderbird
or is this something else?
Look at him.
It's the little lion.
Oh no.
What are those called?
Come on, I know you're in here.
Zouwou!
Zouwou, that's right!
Ugh!
Ah. I was like, Oohwoo?
This whole idea was amazing.
Yay, presents!
Oh,
easy.
(Tessa gasps)
Neither can live while the other survives.
Oh, it's a spoon.
(Tessa laughs)
Ron's emotional range.
Oh no,
(huffing breathing noises)
No, it's not sticking.
Yes.
No!
Oh, more socks!
Dobby would be proud.
Okay, these are adorable,
and I love them.
Heck yeah,
another note book.
♪I am making evil plans♪
Very cute, Harry and Ginny.
(Tessa laughs)
Oh my gosh, I didn't see Dean.
Whoops.
We have my man.
Newt Scamander.
The last box!
Oh, what a journey we've had.
What is in here?
Weasley is our King.
Ooh,
the Peverells.
That's me under the cloak,
avoiding all my responsibilities.
(Tessa gasps)
Stop it.
It's Umbridge as a cat,
and it's one of those little collar things.
Oh, another candle,
It says
tea biscuits.
Have a biscuit, Potter.
(Tessa laughs)
Oh my gosh.
It smells like biscuits.
Oh. I want to eat this.
(Tessa laughs)
I'm to call Joe, he's downstairs,
but I'm going to call him and ask him to make me cookie.
(retro superhero music)
(phone ringing)
- [Joe] Yes.
- Hi.
Can you make me a cookie?
- [Joe] Is this a prank?
- No it's not a prank!
I really want a cookie.
- [Joe] Okay. I'll make you a cookie, sweetie.
- Thank you.
(retro superhero music)
Yes.
It's the mermaid
in a prefects bathroom.
(Tessa gasps)
It's a,
I gasp so much in this video.
Look at this luggage tag.
Wow.
Okay, look at this.
So it says ministry of magic,
and then you open it up
and it is freaking sticky notes.
I just have like random sticky notes on my desk right now.
And to replace it with this is,
(kiss noise)
I love this.
Okay.
So it's a coin for each of the dragons.
We have the Welsh Green,
the Swedish Shortsnout.
The Chinese Fireball,
Ooh!
The Hungarian Horntail.
Look at that bitch,
we love her.
Yay!
Another pin!
Good thing I got that new pin holder.
The inner eye does not see
upon command.
Everybody in Dumbledore's Army, baby!
Oh, all of these tickets.
We got our night bus ticket
and then of course a platform 9 & 3/4 ticket.
This is so cool,
I've never seen this before.
Quidditch world cup ticket.
Look at them.
We have Sirius,
Remus,
James.
Ugh.
(Tessa laughing)
We did it.
I'm exhausted, but thrilled.
(Tessa laughing)
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(Tessa sighing)
All righty then
who is texting?
California?
Give me my vaccine, bitch.
Bada buh!
(Tessa laughing)
To the window,
to the wall!
♪I'm old, yes I am so old♪
♪I am your mother♪
- You're grounded.
Hopefully it will be focused on my face the whole time.
I hate this accent.
Right now, okay.
What am I saying right now?
You go to their website.
If you're new to my channel.
Hello?
(Tessa laughing)
Why am I so weird?
No one will subscribe!
Filling out an application to work at Wiz,
filling out an application to work at Wiz,
Oh my God.
Watching Netflix by yourself.
Me.
Lefadias?
I don't know how to say that.
Okay, we're going to skip that part.
- Oh, you're on video.
- Live video?
(TV static)
(mellow alternative music)
♪And I think to myself, ♪
♪ What a wonderful world?♪
♪What a wonderful world.♪