-Yo Mama.
Yo mama's so fat, she got arrested
for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
[FART NOISE]
-Just get in the freakin' car!
-Yo mama's so fat, that she wakes up
on both sides of the bed.
[FART NOISE]
-Bleh!
[FART NOISE]
-Yo mama's so frickin' fat, her splash attack does damage.
Yo mama's so fat, she doesn't fit in a Yo Mama video.
You know, the dimensions are only 16 by nine.
You know, you're too fat!
Yo mama's so fat, even Dora couldn't explora-- her.
-No me gusta.
-Yo mama's so fat people jog around her for exercise.
[FART NOISE]
Oh god.
I can taste it.
Oh.
Yo mama's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
-What goes up, must come down-- unless we're
talking about your fat mama!
-Yo mama's so fat, her belly button
gets home 15 minutes before she does.
-[SCREAMING]
-Yo mama's so fat--
[FART NOISE]
---her farts cause global warming.
[FART NOISE]
-I'll sexy and I know it-- ugh.
Uh.
Ugh.
I work out!
Yo mama's so fat, even Kirby can't eat her.
-OK.
He's pink and he does a lot of sucking-- pretty gay.
-Don't you talk shit about Kirby!
I don't care if he's pink.
He's freakin' bad ass.
Yo mama's so fat.
[FART NOISE]
When she fell in love, she broke it.
Yo momma's so fat, Stephen Hawking
based his black hole theory on her asshole.
Damn it, Hawking!
-(COMPUTERIZED VOICE) Nooooo.
-Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
-Get me down from here.
[FART NOISE]
-Yo mama's so fat, when I pictured her in my head,
she broke my neck.
-So how did you break your neck again?
Oh, just thinking about some fat mom-- uh oh.
No, no, no, no, no.
It's happening again.
Yo mama's so fat, half of her is in a parallel universe.
-Damn, girl.
Come over here, huh?