Billy: I feel like you're yanking my balls here.
Hillbilly: Yeah, yeah, well you’re yanking my balls too and I don’t like my balls being yanked!
Russell: Welcome to Master Prank Theatre!
Russell: The show that dives head first into the annals of Ownage Pranks history
Russell: to breathe new life into our most cherished prank calls!
Russell: Join us as we celebrate our all-time favorite douchebags.
Russell: Ah, yes! Jim [censored].
Russell: What begun as a simple accidental call to a wrong number...
Russell: Turned into a prank for the ages.
Russell: Jim is a a cattle rancher from Texas whose anger knows no bounds.
Russell: He's also more than a wee bit racist, which makes pranking him all the more fun.
Russell: Join us now as we witness Rakesh, Buk and Billy drive Jim up the wall
Russell: in the glorious master-prank we call Accidentally Calling a Racist Hillbilly.
[phone ringing]
Hillbilly: Yello?
Rakesh: Yeah, Babu, are you coming to work today?
Hillbilly: I don't know who in the hell you're talking to dude. You got the wrong number.
Rakesh: No, but you are Babu, right?
Russell: Ho! Man, this guy's gonna be good! I can already tell.
Hillbilly: What?
Rakesh: Uh Babu, you are late three times now this week, if you’re not coming, I will fire, okay?
Rakesh: You have to coming today.
Hillbilly: I’d give a rats f***ing ass what you do, GOOK.
Rakesh: Ba - Ba - BABU? Lo - Wait!
Hillbilly: Dude, if you don’t quit calling my f***ing number, we’re going to have trouble man.
Rakesh: Wait, Babu, but I -
Hillbilly: Told you once, you got the wrong f***ing number peckerhead!
Rakesh: I’m your- I’m your boss, okay? You have to coming to work or I will fire.
Rakesh: I cannot keep the customers waiting.
Hillbilly: I don’t give a f**k what you do! Fire whoever you wanna fire! I don’t work for you d**khead!
Rakesh: Okay, I am coming to you right now, I am coming, okay? I am coming for you right -
Hillbilly: Hello?
Buk Lau: Yeah, hello, we got disconnected, I was just returning your call about the uh - the lava lamp on the Craigslist.
Hillbilly: I don’t know what are you talking about dude, I have not made a phone call to you.
Buk Lau: Okay, when do you want to come get it?
Hillbilly: Did you just hear what I said?
Buk Lau: I know, but, come on man! Don’t waste my time, man, time is money man, hurry the f**k up!
Hillbilly: Well dude, don’t f***ing call me back!
Buk Lau: Listen motherf***er -
Buk Lau: How about you come get this -
Hillbilly: Listen motherf***er, I’ll kick your f***ing teeth in!
Buk Lau: What the f**k are you -
Buk Lau: What the f**k are you talking about?
Hillbilly: You’re a f***ing dothead motherf***ing democrat c***sucker!
Buk Lau: What the -
Hillbilly: I’ll whip your f***ing ass!
Buk Lau: I’m a Republican mother bitch! I’m voting for Donald Trump you piece of s***!
Russell: [laughing] Side note for YouTube, I'm not actually Republican.
Russell: Not saying what my party is, don't go crazy in the comments...
Hillbilly: Hello?
Billy: Uh, hi there, can I speak to mister [censored], please?
Hillbilly: Yeah, this is Jim.
Billy: Hey there man, this is Billy from Clean That Gutter!
Billy: I was just calling about the uh - outstanding balance from our last service there
Billy: see if we can get that squared away?
Hillbilly: I don’t know what the heck are you talking about dude, so -
Billy: Well, I - are you sitting here trying to -
Hillbilly: You definitely got the wrong number and the wrong [censored].
Billy: I don’t think so, this is the Jim [censored] right?
Hillbilly: Yeah, what address did you do that service at?
Billy: I gotta pull it up on the system, but it’s over there in the [censored].
Hillbilly: Well, pull it up! Pull it up!
Billy: Let me go and see here now, because I feel like you’re yanking my balls here!
Hillbilly: Yeah, yeah, well you’re yanking my balls too and I don’t like my balls being yanked!
Hillbilly: So I’ll tell you what’s the best thing to do is
Hillbilly: don’t ever f***ing call me back on this number again, how about that?
Billy: Excuse me, who do you think you’re talking to boy?
Hillbilly: You heard me!
Billy: You wanna - don’t make -
Hillbilly: You heard me the first f***ing time I said don’t call me back on this f***ing number again!
Billy: You better stop yanking my balls man
Billy: before I hop through this goddamn telephone and give you a nice whooping!
Hillbilly: Well, come on down, buckwheat! I’ll tell you what! Come on!
Billy: Okay! Okay!
Hillbilly: Come on! Bring your a** too! Come on!
Billy: Okay I - okay! Buckwheats coming there right now! I’mma show you who’s boss!
Hillbilly: Yeah buckwheat! Bring your a** on down!
Billy: Okay!
Hillbilly: And we’ll see!
Billy: Okay, what’s the address, I’ll be there right now?
Russell: [laughing] Buckwheat! That's the best!
Hillbilly: Hello?
Billy: Look man, I already came out there and did the service, I’m just trying to get paid for what I did.
Hillbilly: You’re f***ing full of s**t!
Billy: Listen -
Hillbilly: First off, there ain’t no f***ing black folks on my f***ing property d**khead!
Hillbilly: And I guarantee you ain’t done no f***ing work for me!
Billy: Excuse me?!
Hillbilly: Now don’t call me back again motherf****r!
Billy: Motherf****r do I dun diddily do da sound like a black man to you?
Hillbilly: F**k you!
Billy: I’m coming over there right now to take a s*** in your gutter, okay?
Billy: Then we’ll see how you like it! [phone call] Hello?!
Russell: [laughing] Dude, oh my God... Russell: [laughing] What an a**hole.
Russell: Well that concludes this week's episode -
Billy: Well wait a minute. We're not done with this here Jim [censored]
Russell: Just give me a minute to wrap this up.
Billy: Listen, I got a jumbo pack of toilet paper at Cosco, let's go TP this sum b***h's house!
Russell: Hell yeah, let's do it. Throw me one of those bowel towels.
Russell: Let's go!
Hillbilly: Buckwheat! I'll kick your f***ing ass!
Hillbilly: F**k you, you motherf***er!