WE'RE HERE WITH THE LOVELY AND TALENTED JAMIE FOXX.
JAYMIE, WHAT'S A DAY IN THE LIFE OF JAMIE FOX?
WHAT'S IT LIKE IN THE FOX HOLE.
"A," THERE ARE NO EIGHTHESTS IN THE FOX HOLE?
WHAT'S IT LIKE?
WHO ARE YOU HANGING OUT WITH?
ARE YOU HANGING OUT WITH DIDDY?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING-- >> YEAH.
YOU KNOW WHAT WAS CRAZY, I USED TO FOLLOW DIDDY BACK IN THE DAY,
WHEN DIDDY HAD ALL OF THE SONGS OUT.
HE WAS SO FAMOUS, WE COOBTS GET IN OUR OWN CLUBS IN L.A.
>> Stephen: YOU WOULD GO WITH HIM?
>> NO, HE WOULD COME FROM NEW YORK TO L.A., AND I COULDN'T
EVEN GET IN THE CLUB BECAUSE HE WAS SO FAMOUS.
"NOT RIGHT NOW, FOXX.
DIDDY'S IN HERE."
ONE DAY I FLIPPED IT ON HIM-- IT WAS TOWN CAR DAYS.
I HAD A TOWN CAR.
I POPPED UP WITH THE CAMERA, "YO, PUFF, WE HAVE TO FILM THIS.
WE NEED TO DOCUMENT THIS, PLAYBOY."
"LET HIM THROUGH."
AND I 4 THE BIG CANON CAMERA WITH THE LIGHT AND THE BATTERY.
DO THAT AGAIN.
AND SO I STARTED HANGING OUT ABOUT WITH PUFF, LIKE, BACK IN
THE DAY.
AND I KNOW THE STORY DON'T MAKE SENSE, BUT IT'S GONNA MAKE
SENSE.
I WOULD HANG OUT AND WATCH HIM THROW PARTIES.
>> Stephen: SURE, HE FAMOUSLY THREW, LIKE HIS--
>> I WENT TO PHILLY, FOLLOWED HIM ALL THE WAY TO PHILLY.
HE THREW A PARTY AND SAID, "YO, PLAYBOY, THIS PARTY COST $1.5
MILLION."
I SAID, "YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND."
I SAID, "PUFF, I'LL THROW YOU A PARTY FOR 400 BUCKS."
( LAUGHTER ) "THAT WILL RIFLE THIS PARTY."
AND HE GOT PISSED AT ME "P."
HE SAID, "DON'T PLAY WITH ME.
DON'T PLAY WITH ME.
I'M DIDDY.
YOU UNDERSTAND?" I SAID, "I RESPECT YOU."
BUT IN L.A. I'M KNOWN FOR THROWING THESE, LIKE, COOL
LITTLE PARTY.
HE CAME TO L.A. IN MY MODEST LITTLE HOME.
HE SHOWED UP-- HE CALLED, LIKE, SATURDAY MORNING.
"YO, PLAYBOY, I'M IN TOWN, MAKE IT HAPPEN."
I SAID COOL.
I WENT INTO MY LITTLE PHONE, CALLED 200 OF THE COOLEST
PEOPLE, THEY CAME TO MY HOUSE.
PUFF SHOWED UP WITH THE S.U.V.s, F.B.I.
PUFF WAS ALWAYS SORT OF DANGEROUS, YOU KNOW.
SO HE HAD ALL KINDS OF PEOPLE FOLLOWING HIM.
HE GETS OUT AND COMES IN MY HOUSE, AND HE LOOKED, AND HE
SAID SAID, "THAT'S THE GIRL ON THAT SHOW.
THAT'S THE GUY--" AND I SAID, "YEAH, WE'RE ALL FRIENDS.
WE ALL HANG OUT."
HE SAID, "MAN, THAT'S GREAT."
I SAID LOOK AT THE TABLE.
I GOT KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN.
I PUT IT ON A NICE PLACE.
WE'RE AT $208 BUCKS, AND WE ARE KILLING IT RIGHT NOW.
RIGHT?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: TRUE STORY.
>> TRUE STORY.
BUT HERE'S WHAT'S CRAZY IT'S PEOPLE AT THE PARTY, PUFF AT
THAT TIME HAD A ROOM.
MISSY'LLIOT, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.
DA-DA-DA-DONG."
STANDING AT THE WALL NOBODY KNEW WHO HE WAS.
GUESS WHO IT WAS?
JAY-Z.
I SAID, "WHAT'S UP, MAN?" HE SAID, "IT'S A NICE PARTY.
I APPRECIATE IT."
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: HE SHOULD BE DAVE
CHAPPELLE.
>> "IT'S A NICE PARTY, REALLY, IT'S CRAZY, CRAZY."
RIGHT, RIGHT.
I GOTTA PUT THAT IN MY ACT!
SO I GO IN MY GARAGE WHERE I HAVE MY LITTLE STASH FROM MY
ALCOHOL.
I HAD MY STASH AND PUT IT IN A NICE PITCHER.
IT WAS A TALL DUDE AND SHORT GUY, "AND HE GOES, OTHER LIKE
THIS ALL THE TIME, KARAOKE AND PEOPLE DANCING AND SINGING."
I SAID, "WHO ARE YOU?" HE SAID, "WE'RE THE NEPTUNES."
AT THAT PARTY, SOMEBODY WALKED IN, JAW BUSTED, BACKPACK ON, WHO
WAS IT?
KANYE WEST.
>> Stephen: DID YOU KNOW HIM AT THAT TIME?
>> NO.
EVERYBODY WAS JUST COMING UP.
THEY SAID, "THERE'S THE NEXT DUDE."
I SAID, "WHO?" "KANYE WEST."
"WHAT KIND OF NAME IS KANYE."
WHEN I MET HIM, BRO, HE FREE-STYLED A RAP.
I SAID, "OH, MY GOD.
YOU'RE THE MOST INCREDIBLE RAPPER IN THE WORLD."
I WAS TRYING TO GET IN MUSIC AT THAT TIME.
SO I WOULD THROW PARTIES FOR A REASON.
BECAUSE PUFF WAS SO FAMOUS WITH MUSIC I HAD A STUDIO IN MY
HOUSE.
KANYE GOES, "THANK YOU, BUT I GOT A SONG THAT"--
( LAUGHTER ) LET ME GET --
>> Stephen: I HAVE FOUR GUESTS TONIGHT.
I THINK I HAVE FOUR GUESTS TONIGHT.
KANYE GUESS ♪ I GOT A SONG THAT I THINK
YOU'D BE GOOD ON.
SO I THINK YOU'LL BE GOOD ON THIS SONG."
I SAID, COOL, I GOT A FEUD STOOUDIO IN THE BACK.
LET'S HOOK IT UP."
I GO IN THE BACK OF THE STUDIO AND HE SAYS
♪ SHE SAYS SHE WANTS TO MARVIN GAY, A LITTLE LUTHER VANDROSS."
I SAID I GOT IT ♪ SHE SAID SHE WANT SOME MARVIN
GAY, SOME ♪ >> HE SAID, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> I SAID I'M THE R&B SINGER.
AND THIS IS WHEN I KNEW KANYE WAS IN CONTROL.
HE SAID, "DON'T DO THAT."
( LAUGHTER ) "JUST SING THE SONG REGULAR,
WE'LL BE GOOD."
IN MY MIND I'M THINKING THIS SONG IS WHACK.
HE AIN'T GOING TO MAKE IT.
I BEGRUDGINGLY SING THE SONG.
WENT OFF, DID A BAD MOVIE FOR, LIKE, EIGHT WEEKS.
CAME BACK, AND WHEN I CAME BACK, THE SONG WAS NUMBER ONE IN THE
COUNTRY.
SO THAT'S THE END OF THE STORY.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: WELL, LOOK, OKAY,
LOOK, YOU GOT-- YOU WON A GRAMMY.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: YOU WON A AGREEMENT 2009 FOR "BLAME IT,"
BEST R&B PERFORMANCE.
YOU WERE NOMINATED FOR "INTUITION" "LOVE CHANGES"
"UNPREDICTABLE, "CREEPIN" AND NOMINATED FOR SLOW JAMS.
OKAY, WHAT'S IT LIKE TO-- YOU'VE FEATURED, YOU FEAT ON A LOT OF
SONGS.
HOW DO YOU GET INTO THAT GAME?
I WOULD LIKE TO FEAT.
FEAT, STEPHEN COLBERT, OR EVEN JUST WO, STEPHEN COLBERT.
>> YOU WANT TO KNOW THE REAL SECRET?
>> Stephen: YES.
>> YOU HAVE TO BARGE INTO PEOPLEPEOPLE'S STUDIOS.
WE DO RAY CHARLES.
WE DO THAT.
♪ THAT'S HOW THIS HAPPENS.
SO KANYE, AFTER RAY CHARLES COMES OUT, DOES "GOLD DIGGER"
BUT I'M NOT ON IT.
MY BOY CALLED ME, HE SAYS EVERYTHING THREE TIMES.
"YO, WAKE YOUR ASS UP.
WAKE YOUR ASS UP.
WAKE YOUR ASS UP."
HE SAYS KANYE HAS A MISSILE HERE.
FOLLOW MY LEAD.
I SAID, WHAT?
AND HE SAID, "FOLLOW ME ♪ I AIN'T SAYIN'' SHE'S A GOLD
DIGGER."
I SAID, "THAT'S HOT."
HE SAID, NO, IT AIN'T.
THAT'S WHACK, UNLESS YOU PUT FOXX ON IT?"
I SAID, WHAT, ARE YOU DOING?" HE SAID, "GO IN THE BOOTH RIGHT
NOW."
I GO IN THE BOOTH.
HE TAKES OVER THE SESSION.
"ALL RIGHT, FOXX WORK ON IT."
I'M LIKE, "OKAY, TRUN BACK.
RUN IT BACK."
AND ABOUT AN HOUR SPHAIF LATER.
♪ SHE TAKE MY MONEY FRIEND INDEED.
♪ OH, SHE'S A GOLD DIRG ♪ AAAH!
COME ON, MAN!
THAT'S HOW DO YOU IT.
>> Stephen: OKAY.
I JUST HAVE-- I JUST HAVE TO, LIKE, ABSOLUTELY COLD STEP
SOMEBODY'S STUDIO AT 3:00 IN THE MORNING.
>> FIND OUT WHERE THEY ARE, AND WE'LL HAVE--
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: HOLD ON.
WE HAVE TO TAKE A LITTLE BREAK.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE JAMIE FOXX, AND A SPECIAL GUEST
PAIN LITTLE SURPRISE FOR YOU.
STICK AROUND.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )