It's time for...
WONDERFUL ADVENTURE NOW KOREA!
The Cheonggyecheon edition
So let's run over the WANK rules first
Number 1: We take a picture of ourselves
WANKING in front of a korean icon.
Number 2: We are competing to see who can find the
most creative Engrish!
Number 3: we're gonna have a random WANK OFF SHOWDOWN
CHALLENGE where the loser suffers dire consequences!
*Evil laughter*
*More evil laughter*
But last week wan't very dire
All you got was BigBoobs Mcguee
BigBoobs Barbie...Not that I remember my name...
As for last week, I CRUSHED Martina in the Engrish Challenge
I Know...
It wasn't even close!
I know it was better than mine...
But I totally beat Simon with my CNBlue!
So we are near Gwanghwamun Station! This area is really cool!
It has so many touristy things
And just like, pretty things in general.
Like, look behind me!
You guys, you can see the mountains over there
And like King soujun's over there
and there is a palace behind you
and there's like fountains
and there are flowers EVERYWHERE!
And there are running children screaming as well
There is so much spring in the air Simon!
So much spring..!!
Uh-oh...
I think someone got the springtime's crazies...
Where are you going?
Hey!
Comeback here crazy lady!
Sooooo muuuchhh spriiiing
It's like the first time that we have been WANKing
in like, nice weather.
Sooo muuuch Spriiiiing!
Hey! Eliwa! Eliwa!
Spugy Whistle!
What is it?
It's a Spugy whistle, it works everytime!
I'm tired from my spinning! Simon, take it away!
Ok, so now we are gonna head over to the Cheonggyecheon
Try to get some nice artsy shots there
and show you some fun stuff.
What is the Cheonggyecheon? You dind't even explained it!
Cheonggyecheon sounds like...
The name of a band or like...
We're the Cheong-gye-cheon!!!
Or like the Chonky Bums... Or like...
What is it? It's a River!
To the Cheonggyecheon Mobile!
PANANANANANANAAAAAAN!!!
I know, right? You think they'd notice, but...
Oh, Hi. I didn't see you come in.
Heitch and I are just chilling outside of the
entrance way to the Cheonggyecheon stream
Now, yeah, it's a stream
so it goes like all through diferent places in Seoul
But this is really the best place to start!
It's the nicest, they have all those artsy things
Cuts in the river, fountains and stuff
So this is where we are starting.
Simon, How can people best find the entrance way?
Is there like a landmark or something that we can tell people?
There is a big swirling thing.
Ice cream cone?
Looks like an ice cream cone made out of Xmas.
Is it an ice cream cone shell?
Could we say it's some kind of unicourn horn?
Poor unicorn is dead, crying somewhere
And they put the horn in front of Gwanghwamun station exit 5...
Let's go check up the Cheonggyecheon.
There is the exit! DAMN there's a BUS!
And now we are entering
The bowels of the Cheonggyecheon
You can see me descending into the depths
Of hell....
Simon!
...and brimstone...
you fool
One does not simply WALK into Cheonggyecheon!
But we must to counquer the Dragon Saruman
Actually no. That's a wizard.
It's Sauron!
Why would he have another Wizard
to has such a similar name to him?
That's... Totally ridiculous I think...
Why are people starring at me as I walk backwards?
You are gonna run into a whole bunch of people comming in.
And talk... In ridiculous voices?
Hey Simon...Wooow..
I can see it! I can see it people!
They are looking at me still...
Here we are at the Cheonggyecheon!
Yes we are! Here at the Cheonggyecheon!
I think we should hire the kid beside us!
'Cause he seems really humorous
Like, he was suffling behind me!
It was hilarious! I started recording...
And he was like
EVERYDAY I'M SHUFFLING!!
If I would have know we were having the shuffle off
I'd total have... Shuffled him...off
into the water... And drowned him.
No?
No, ok...
Anyway!
Let's do some couple poses while we are here!
Ready? Couple poses!
Ok! Let's go!
You're a real slow jumper.
So now know how the Cheonggyecheon stays in business.
People try to throw coins into those little coin thingies
And they collect all the money from the coin area, Simon!
I bet they make like 7,000 dollars a day off that.
Maybe it's like a Gollum thing.
You are gonna throw that from here?
Yeah!
All the way across into there. Really?
Okay! I'm only recording from here to see it falling on the water.
I got... The wind blew it!
It landed right there.
That was the wind!
Right there!
That was like fifty cents I threw in.
So we are in front of those like
Stone crossing river thingie
And it just might look like a
sitll stone crossing river thingie to you...
But they actually filled this part with live piranhas.
So if you were to slip off the rock at this point
You'd have your entire flesh wip from your body
In fact, if you go up a little bit further down there
You are gonna see nothing but the skeletons of
unfortunate children.
It provides a natural kind of dam for the river.
And provides a lot of energy for the city.
I wonder if anyone has believed us that far.
I think everybody believed us!
I think everyone did!
Besides the death eating piranhas
What is really cool about this
Is that this has been used in like countless dramas
and you name it!
I think you just made that up.
I didn't make it up.
There is water in a kpop video!
It must be the Cheonggyecheon!
When it's a bathtub.
There is watter in a kpop video with those
Tiny little square coockies like pieces of cheese.
I'm leaving! i've had with you sexy!
You call it little pieces of cheese?
What's with this attitude?
You are a little piece of cheese!
I love you crazy lady.
I'm not that crazy.
There you are.
It's the Cheonggyecheon water challenge!
We are coming to a river.
And rivers are full of water, and piranhas and mairmades
So wat can we do that's related to the river?
So we gotta do some kind of water challenge, right?
So here's what we are gonna do:
Each of us has their own water bottle
And we each also have a whole bunch of straws.
The challenge is gonna go like this
We are gonna take 5 straws and we are gonna make
One giant straw
Like one super long straw
We are gonna put it in the water and drink the water.
The first one to drink all the water is the winner.
The second one is the LOSER and suffers the dire consequenses
I'm scared. These are bending straws...
Bending straws have a different like...
Velocity that i'm used to.
I know.
I feel like after this challenge
We are gonna have to be like
The immediatly pee challenge!
Who can pee in the river first?
well, I'm really nervous about this challenge.
I know this is really scary.
I dont really know why
I'm just feeling really tense about it.
Ok. 3, 2, 1... Go!
Did you drink some water already?
That's cheating!
No, I'm not cheating!
I'm testing to see if my straw is working.
How dare you accuse me of such a thing?
You. Mr. Cheater McCheaterson.
The cheater of all cheaters.
I don't know you dare accuse me of something like that.
You drank your water with a short straw.
That's not fair!
No Simon. I didn't drink the water.
I gave a tiny little beebee sip
to make sure that I could.
Did you put the water back in?
Yeah! I spite it right back in.
I doubt it.
You're gross!
IU...You're gross!
Ok...
OMG...Why am I having so much difficulty with this last one?
Ok... It's OK Simon.
A breach. The straw is not working as planned...
Ok, that one is broken.
OMG. What the hell is happening here?
I can't even get this on.
Ok. Fold it up like this.
Rend there and there...
And we are good to get going.
This is not working.
Foreigners are doing weird things with straws!
OMG.. This is totally not even sucking.
Are you sucking?
This totally sucks. Mine was made like way before.
Breaches down here..Oh SH** I just snapped it.
I have breaches all over the place.
OMG.. This is making me so grumpy.
Finished!
That totally sucks!
My stipid straw.. I made it so far behind your straw.
Give me your straw.
Take this.
Oh, man.
The hell is going on here?
I'm so grumpy!
Yours is just flowing perfectly.
Look! Mine is actually depper than your straw!
Yeah!
Why is mine not working?
Because look how deep I shimmered in.
This is mine!
Oh!
Well then you just suck!
This isn't making any sense!
Look at this!
Winner!
Look at this!
Winner!
Mine is just totally...
Loser!
Fell so grumpy!
Ok, Loser!
No!
Totally stupid I was finished way before you!
Who is the sucker baby?
Look up at the camera sucker baby!
Sucker!
Time for you to roll yo punishment dice!
I'm so grumpy right now...
You're so smelly right now.
I'm so grumpsy...
Ok, go for it!
Hope I don't role and just fall right into the river
And just flows downstream.
And go like "Oh, I guess that's a six!"
Ok! Go!
Roll it! No, don't drop it! Roll it!
I'm gonna roll it.
Just like this.
Yeah, like that!
Ok, ready?
Go!
That is a four!
Let's read your punishment Missy!
Wait a second!
Go for it!
What is it?
10 second public dance.
10 second public dance time!
No!
You gotta do it Missy!
No!
10 second public dancing!
I'm so grumpy!
You're so smelly!
No!
Go!
No!
You lost, loser!
No!
Do it!
You're better at sucking!
That's why you won the challenge!
That didn't sound right!
I'm leaving!
Can you go now and dance?
Can I say that I don't wanna do it?
Too bad!
Ok start the count on!
Hurry up start the count on!
Not yet!
Hurry up start the count on!
Not yet because they won't reach you in 10 seconds.
You wanna do it while people are walking by!
No not yet! I will tell you when!
I'm starting it! You gotta sing it!
I will tell you when.
i'm starting it right now!
I will tell you when.
Simon! I'm starting without you! Ok! go!
I will tell you when.
I'm starting without you!
Ok!
Ready?
Martina doesn't seem to know how to do the Rolly Polly dance
Because she is very nervous at public.
I don't mind when people pulls in the camera.
You are ready?
T-ara's Rolly Polly.
Well done, Simon!
Thank you! That's how it's done!
Well done!
You are such a scary cat!
I'm proud of you!
See? You gotta be able to handle dancing in public.
Doing girly dances.
LIKE A MAN!
That was kind of akward...
Ok! I found my Engrish!
This is the...
SBS
BRO...
AD CASTING ACADEMY.
I think this was supposed to be like
Broadcasting Academy
Ok
It says
Professional, Hairart, Charming
Make up, Esthetic, Nailart, Stylist
So, I can learn to be charming,
I can learn to be stylist, hairart
professional...
It's so close to being right, but not!
But what if you are already charming?
So I clearly have wonk Martina again this week, her English.
"Excellence in a place of origin indication system."
What in the blue Jesus is that supposed to mean?
It's not fair!
That's nothing!
BRO AD CASTING versus this...
Oh, hi!
Hi, nice to meet you!
Oh yes, I totally call TVXQ and some girl
in the middle that I don't recognize...
Maybe...
No. I don't recognize her.
She is kind of familiar.
But anyways, I'm going for TVXQ.
And don't they look great on their suits.
In black on that Photography?
I am totally screwed.
You are so screwed, Simon.
Ok, since martina got TVXQ, I'm pretty screwed,
So I'm desperate here I'm pulling the big guns.
I'm going for Barak FREAKING BAMA.
Come on Americans! Where is you patriotism?
You're gonna vote for...
How's he a Korean Idol?
Or Icon in any way?
A lot of people in Korea know who he is!
He is on pictures here!
He is not a KOREAN Icon!
He is an icon IN Korea!
Look, Barak Obama!
Vote for hope! Vote for Change!
Hope and change!
I don't know what is his campaim this year...
So that's it for this week's WANKing adventure!
Don't forget to vote for the best icon
and the best Engrish.
I think we all know what's gonna be happening here...
Oh, OK. I'm definitely gonna rock you on the Engrish.
Ok Wait wait!
That's so unfair!
Because I actually look at Simon's Engrish
after I picked mine!
And then my face was like this!
And because my face was like that...
Why do you keep giving it away?
Oh, This is the second time I've given it away!
You don't have a poker face.
I don't mean...To have a poker face on-
There is a truck slowing trying to crush us!
I think it's trying to kill me, OK!
So before the truck kills me...
OK, I'm pretty sure that truck was trying to murder us!
We didn't notice!
And you guys at home were like:
"Nooo Simon and Martina"
"The truck! Nooooo!"
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I'm gonna leave now!
What if I wanna do a dance?
Go ahead!
You never gonna do it right.
You get me too embaressed.
What if I wanna do one of these dances?
You can try.
I'm doing it!
Wow! Look at you! You are so good at this stuff!
I'm really good at it!