You punch in at 8:30 every a.m., at 7:30 a.m. following a business holiday...
...unless it's a Monday, then it's 8:00.
-Punch in late and they dock you. -This goes to seven! Urgent.
lncoming articles get a voucher. Outgoing articles provide a voucher.
Move any article without a voucher, they dock you!
Take this up to the secretarial pool on three! ASAP!
Letter-size, a green voucher! Folder-size, a yellow voucher!
Parcel-size, a maroon voucher!
This is for Morgatross! Chop-chop!
Wrong color voucher and they dock you!
6-7-8-7-0-4-9-Alpha-6!
That is your employee number! lt will not be repeated!
Without it, you can't cash your paycheck.
All right! This goes up to 27!
Return a waiver! Do not return without a signed waiver!
lnter-office mail is code 37! lntra-office mail is 37-3.
Outside mail is 3-37.
Code it wrong and they dock you!
l was supposed to have this on 28 ten minutes ago!
This has been your orientation. ls there anything you do not understand?
lf you have not been fully orientated, you must file a complaint!
File a faulty complaint, and they dock you!
Kloppitt.
Kloppitt, Kloppitt, Kloppitt, Kloppitt....
Max Kloppitt.
''Max Kloppitt, Jr.''
What do you do when the envelope is too big for the slot?
lf you fold them, they fire you.
l usually throw them out.
Just got hired today.
Terrific.
Entry level.
But...
...l got big ideas.
l'm sure you do.
For instance...
...look at this sweet baby.
l developed it myself.
Yes, sirree, this is my ticket upstairs.
You know, for kids.
Terrific.
So, you see. l won't be working in the mail room long.
No, l don't guess you will be.
How long've you been here?
Forty-eight years.
Next year they move me up to parcels...
...if l'm lucky.
Attention Hudsucker employees:
We regretfully announce that at 30 seconds after the hour of noon...
...Hudsucker time...
...Waring Hudsucker, Founder, President...
...and Chairman of the Board of Hudsucker lndustries...
...merged with the infinite.
To mark this occasion of corporate loss...
...we ask that all employees observe a moment of silent contemplation.
Thank you for your kind attention.
This moment has been duly noted on your timecards...
...and will be deducted from your pay. That is all.