all righty so back in the day when i was
a high roller
when were you ever high rolling well you
know i told you i fed the city breakfast
every morning
grits and eggs oh something like that
well anyway back in the day
i took this chick to iceland iceland was
that is that where all the high rollers
go
six hours from kennedy and the nightclub
scene is uh you know is intense and i
thought i'd take this chick to iceland
what's her name levitka she was
lithuanian
she was an ass model she asked you what
you heard at hand models right
advertisement right she was an ass model
she did just jeans and uh you know
magazines and
anyway it was a fashion week in new york
and uh
i took her to iceland levitka levitica
lithuanian
ass model iceland you took it to the ice
so well for 500 bucks they'll take you
on a dog said ride on a glacier
dog sled yeah and you know the old
saying if you're not the lead dog
the view never changes right otherwise
uh you're always looking at the
of the dog in front of you that'll be
funny in a minute when i get to that
part
it's funny now
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and it's eight in the morning we haven't
been to bed yet and we're tooling across
this uh glacier and i got this hangover
that's creeping up the back of my neck
and guess what i'm looking at you
obviously you're staring at
the ass of the dog in front of you you
got it so this dog
out of nowhere just lifts its hind legs
up and puts them in the you know the
harness there
it just takes a while he's running
on his front paws
so he's dumping and running all at the
same time that's multi-fucking tasking
if you ask me
get outta here did it hit you should
always hit you man i didn't know it at
the time but it was profound
profound yeah why you lost me well you
know uh
when i went to prison later on which you
called
i had trouble uh going to the toilet you
know a privacy thing and i
couldn't take a i was scared
shitless literally
so you know what i thought of you
thought of the dog
that's right i thought if that dog could
do what it needed to do
so could i save my life
wow that is profound
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and you know it's it's it's people adapt
it's like it's like you and i like today
we didn't know how the day was gonna
start
wrong wrong what i knew exactly how it
was gonna start
yeah but do you know how it's gonna end
i'm tired of talking to you garber no
wait tell me when the money comes in
you got four minutes
i don't know what he looks like but he
sounds good thought what he
do got a sexy voice though man
you