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Look, he got [INAUDIBLE].
>> [NOISE] >> This is sad.
What the Undertaker has done to this young man.
His first opportunity in the Royal Rumble.
What the Undertaker has done to this kid is absolutely reprehensible.
>> [NOISE]
>> Angle, come on man, let's go!
>> [APPLAUSE] >> What,
you're an American badass, I'm an Olympic gold medal-ass.
>> [LAUGH] >> Stone Cold Booker T together
make a horse's ass.
I mean, what's the problem?
>> [APPLAUSE] >> [COUGH] No problem, Kurt,
I tell you what.
Let's just go in the ring and let's kick some ass.
>> All right. >> [APPLAUSE]
>> You are gonna take that off, right?
>> Well I wasn't going to, but I'm flexible.
>> Both men physically spent.
>> You got to imagine mentally spent as well after what they've put themselves
through.
Especially the Undertaker.
>> And look at Lesnar.
Lesnar is laughing.
>> Look at this.
>> And the Deadman's risen.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Watch.
>> My God, incredible moment.
>> [NOISE] >> Incredible moment here.
Undertaker and Lesnar exchanging rights.
>> Man.
>> The old godfather.
He's going down, he's going down swinging.
>> [NOISE] >> No.
My.
>> [NOISE] [APPLAUSE]
>> Yeah.
>> [LAUGH] >> Man.
>> Undertaker's got Randy Orton.
The Undertaker's alive and well.
>> Be careful who you try to play games with.
>> My God.
>> Randy Orton casket.
>> Man.
>> Welcome to mind games 101, Mr. Orton!
>> Papa better get you outta there, Randy!
[LAUGH] Man!
>> The Undertaker sending a message to the Ortons!
>> The Ortons thought that damn mannequin was in that casket,
uh-uh not that kind of padding.
It was the Deadman himself.
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>> No, no, no, you're not serious?
You mean to tell me that the camera that Triple H destroyed
actually did cost $50,000?
[SOUND] Come in, I better have insurance that's all I'm gonna say.
Wait, I'll call you back.
Kurt Angle.
>> In the flesh.
>> Hey, man you're looking good.
>> Thank you, Mr. McMahon.
But you know what?
I won't be looking good for very long if Hogan does what he says he's going to do.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> I mean,
do you believe that that old crude said?
First of all, he challenges me Kurt Angle to a magic King of the Ring,
which I gladly accept.
But then he says he's gonna pull the wig off my head as if I wear a wig.
Come on!
Hogan's gonna end up pulling the roots of my newly grown hair right out of my scalp,
and that's gonna hurt!
>> [NOISE] >> You believe this is my real hair,
don't you, Vince?
>> [LAUGH] >> Go ahead, pull on it, tug it.
>> No, no, I believe you.
>> No, it's real, go ahead, pull on it.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Give it a try, go ahead.
Go, pull on it.
>> What the hell's going on out here?
>> Well, I was just showing Shane my hair.
>> No, no, tonight.
You're gonna put us in the ring with that lunatic out there?
Nope, now listen, don't get me wrong, I'm not afraid of Triple H by no means.
>> [NOISE] >> Listen, the state of mind that he's in,
I just don't know.
He's crazy.
>> I understand that.
Look, I understand it's a calculated risk
of putting the two of you out there as a team.
I understand that, but last Monday night, you want to talk about risk?
That was the biggest risk of my life and it paid off.
So I know this is a calculated risk out there but
I also know that the two of you just like me, we're all gambling men.
Now that suggests to you that tonight a tag team match with you and
Kurt against Hogan and Triple H.
I bet it's a pretty safe bet.
>> [NOISE] >> Well, it better be.
>> [NOISE]
>> So how was your week?