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(texts dinging)
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- Alrighty, it's time to do some medical Halloween shopping.
I guess I'll do doctor Halloween.
I don't think I should buy this doctor scrub set
for 15 bucks 'cause it just doesn't make sense.
You know what, I'm going to add it to my cart nonetheless.
I love that it's called
California costumes doctor scrub set.
Like, this is what California doctors dress like.
Why is his neck so hyper exposed?
Oh, this women's zombie nurse outfit is cool.
I would do this one.
Oh, limited boys demented doctor costume.
Do you think I could fit in that?
Looks quite scary.
Let's see if I can fall into --
fit into a child's extra large. (laughs)
Whoa, too much, too soon.
(laughs) I searched medical costume
and an adult banana came up.
You would think they can create better ones that this,
than just a doctor that says Seymour Bush.
Come on doctor Seymour Bush.
God these are so funny, Bear as a taco.
I'm trying to think what's a good, like,
companion for a doctor.
Like, what would a doctor need with him?
Sushi dog!
Oh my god I love the sushi dog!
Oh, it's out of stock, no!
I wonder if Amazon has it.
Sushi dog.
Oh my God they have it.
I got his sushi outfit. (laughs)
I'm only doing that 'cause I love sushi.
Time to get a package, or packages.
11 Halloween packages plus three that already came.
I'm a savage.
(packages rustling)
Come with.
Bah bah bah bah.
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What is this?
This isn't even a material that scrubs are made from.
Look at this, they don't even have a belt line.
One size fits all, whether you're this thin or this --
(laughs)
Feel like we've got to get the guns out, yeah, yeah.
This feels like a cool shirt, I'm gonna wear this out.
(laughs)
Yeah boy.
(gloves snapping)
Is it bad that I don't know what this is?
Oh my God, I actually look like a doctor.
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All right, time to become a zombie doctor.
Look at these gloves, these are yellow.
Why are these (laughs) yellow?
Where have these been?
This looks like what Little Red Riding Hood would wear.
I feel like this is a shower cap.
You gotta view --
review the anatomical accuracy (laughs) of this one.
We got a couple of ribs, intestines,
I don't know what this is.
I guess it's a rib, a very poor rib.
I don't know what this is either, fashion?
What's this green stuff, it's like fungus.
That's not accurate, that's supposed to be my, uh, tibia.
Which is my shin bone, which it starts over here.
This needs to be like, here.
Maybe I'm too long for this outfit, I like it though.
I like the shower cap in case I want to shower.
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(bark)
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So this is Bear's outfit, he's not even ready for this.
But I wanna just see, before I put this on him,
if I got the right size.
I obviously got kid sizes but, I don't know.
What do you think the odds are that this fits Bear?
I don't know, he kinda has a big body.
I would put this, I guess, on his --
(clown trumpet)
I think if any of them are to work,
it's probably this one right, for Bear?
Bear come here (laughs), you're gonna hate me.
Sit.
Good doggo.
What is this in your mouth, you got hairs in your mouth?
Come on, look presentable for camera Bear!
I gotta put this outfit on you, okay?
Don't get mad at me, put this on.
Give me your foot, where's the other foot?
Did I put the wrong foot on you Bear?
Wait, I put the wrong foot on you.
Give me your foot back.
(laughs) I've never undressed a dog before.
We just need to rotate a little bit, Bear.
That's all, you're kind of chubby, but that's okay.
But then how am I gonna get his foot in there?
Oh, maybe I have to rotate it.
Where is it, I don't understand,
why is it not on the bottom here?
God, it's hard to dress a dog, even a well-behaved dog.
Good boy, okay Bear.
Yo, it kind of worked!
I'm gonna slip into something more comfortable. (laughs)
I like the hand print.
Oh there's more to this outfit.
What are these Mickey Mouse gloves?
Come on now.
This is one size fits most, Bigfoot's.
Mm, did you know that these are smoochies.
(upbeat hip-hop music)
Good boy.
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It's a onesie, turtleneck of the human body.
Oh my God, zipper don't fail me now.
Yeah baby, can you zip me up?
Yo, I'm going like this to Halloween boy.
You can even do the running man.
Yo this is cool though, no?
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Doctor Bloodbath, I'm actually most excited
about this outfit probably.
This is like a legit costume,
it feels like it has some weight to it.
I recommend this one.
Okay, no joke, I'm digging this outfit.
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He doesn't recognize me, I don't think.
I'm not a zombie!
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Okay, we're going for the EZ-2B
in character final physical, I don't get it but --
I see a brain.
Wow, this is low budget.
Can you hear this?
This is full-on paper.
This was like a $30 costume.
I probably can't even tie I 'cause then I can't reuse it.
Wow, I can't even -- this is hard.
Let's see if the brain is any good.
They probably put all of the money in the brain,
which is what I did.
(laughs)
This is so stupid.
Why the white hair?
What's up with the brain?
Why is half of my brain patted down?
I don't even know what I am, I just look like a butchers.
♪ You either like me or you don't ♪
♪ I don't care, no not at all ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Don't like me now, you never will ♪
♪ If you do you'll get a thrill ♪
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All right, I'm gonna put my laziest outfit on.
Let's see how my doctor shirt looks.
Yo, oh my God, Bear.
What do you think?
Does it kind of look like I'm wearing a doctor's outfit?
I gotta style it, I need a Halloween stylist.
(laughs) World's cheapest doctor outfit.
$2 stethoscope, $3 shirt.
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All right Bear, you ready?
It's time for you to turn into a sushi.
We'll see what this costume maker thinks
a large dog should be wearing.
(laughs)
That's about as good as it's gonna get.
(laughs)
Bear, you're a sushi!
You're a giant sushi!
Can I eat you?
(Bear barks)
Good boy, you're a sushi.
Your fish is falling off
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